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Epicgenius is the name of this user who speaks of himself in the third person. A redditor and a Star Wars fan, Epicgenius is. He also likes to do math in his free time since he is very good at it (you know, stuff like theorems, and he also likes proofs.)

These are among the things he does:

  • Copy editing stuff
  • Anti-vandalism work
  • Add content (and it is absolutely for fun, hahaha Face-grin.svg)

Funny tidbits

Wikipedia:Babel
sar-N This user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?
en This user is a native speaker of English.
en-hk This usah is a speakah of Hong Kong English la, but he/she think that very good in English.
yue 呢位用户嘅母语粤语/广州话
呢位用戶嘅母語粵語/廣州話
zh-5 該用戶能以專業中文進行交流。
该用户能以专业中文进行交流。
es-1 Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.
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Welcome to the museum of epic genius (deliberately spelled that way). This is my new, and obviously pretty lame, userpage. Face-grin.svg My old, and much funnier, userpage is here. Unless you want a double entendre right now...

When I'm hungry, I want a pepperoni pizza. When they're taking too long, I want my pieprzony pizza.[1]

— Some guy's comment on Reddit (for more stuff like this, see here).

As a wise man once said...

It all starts with ooga booga... ooga booga shooga dooga.

— Someone who probably didn't intend to ooga booga

And as a dumb person once said...

5+5+5≠15.[2]


Main gallery

Figure 1: A swamp in New Orleans, Louisiana. I don't live here. Nor do I want to.

We are a museum representing the great and supreme Epicgenius. On this site, you will find a series of awesome maintenance that Epicgenius has done to articles. You will be impressed. Otherwise you are wasting your time.

Comments by the subject

No, I'm not giving out any confidential information. It may blow up Wikipedia! (Very funny. Oh yeah, I live in New York City.)

So, I am (Redacted) years old, my full name is (Redacted), and I live on (Redacted) Street, (Redacted). My phone number is (Redacted).

Also, for a brief etymology of my name: I edit at genius.com, and I am a contributor of epic proportions here. Ha![3]

Actually, I am more like Nikola Tesla, 100 years ahead of my time, but... no, I'm not.[4]

Figure 2: BOW DOWN HERE TO THE STATUES OF KIM JONG-IL AND HIS DADDY, KIM IL-SUNG. OH YEAH, THEIR NAMES ARE INTENTIONALLY BIGGER. BOW DOWN NOW, 'CAUSE IF YOU DON'T, YOU'LL BE SENT TO PRISON. SO BOW DOWN!!!
Figure 3: A little innocuous pelican...

OR IS IT???

Contributions

Hey, knock yourself out with the safe and reasonable speed of your choosing. As long as you aren't doing 90 at night or in a truck, you're fine.

Articles significantly expanded include:

  • NYC-related articles (current project)
  • Lots of train articles (I mean lots)
  • Copyediting for errors (factual and typos), and MOS
  • Adding references and wikifying where fit
  • Anti-vandalism, using STiki, Twinkle, and Vada, and in the future, if I ever get time, Huggle

Gallery of Valued Contributions

Some of my "Dang It! Didn't You Know" nominations include (Not a complete list):

  1. ^ a b I don't have a bot-assigned DYK credit for these articles, but I worked on them significantly and can take credit.
  2. ^ For some weird reason, a bot assigned me this DYK even though I didn't work on it all that much.
  3. ^ a b So I expanded it after it appeared on DYK by another person. Twice.
  4. ^ Did I say expanding after DYK? I meant before and after DYK.
  5. ^ Didn't write it, didn't nominate it, but I added the pictures, so...
  6. ^ Wow, that's a stretch. I only worked on this article like a year after it went on DYK, when it was old news. And only because somehow it's related to the New York City Subway.

I nominated/helped out with several good, better, or best articles:

FAQ

The results of the U.S. trying to nuke themselves.
  • Who? My initials are (Redacted) (though if you came here from Disqus, Facebook, Twitter, or Google Plus, I will vehemently assert that my name is not what it claims to be).
  • What? A teenager at the time of registration. I am still at school. I am male.
  • When? Since November 9, 2012.
  • Where? New York City. Not Staten Island.
  • Why? I don't know. I got a life, but unfortunately no girlfriend yet. :(
  • How? Using a computer.
  • Are you fat? No, I'm not.
  • Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton? George Washington Alexander Hamilton The other Alexander Hamilton. For real.
  • Who again? United States.
  • 你说中文吗? I'm Chinese. Are you seriously asking me if I speak Chinese?!
  • Do you speak English, then? Well, duh.
  • Do you like to move it? See this, will you?
  • How many cars do you own? Me, zero. My family, multiple.
  • Do you take the subway? Do I have a choice?
  • How good are you in...? Well, I am good at chess, music, math, writing, etc. I am smart and super-awesome. Hence my username. HAHAHA!
  • How old are you? Most people in my age range wouldn't know what a rotary telephone looks like.
  • Who what when where why how? See above.
  • Can you read upside down? Yes.
  • Can you read backward? I can do that too.
  • How about upside down backward? I can do that as well.
  • Confused now? Well, are you? I can read in five directions. I am epic a genius and epic.
On a very grave note
  • Are you a troll? No.
  • Are you here to warn me about vandalism? Wrong page.
  • Are you here to call me a dumbass? Really? Refer to below infobox and then check here.
du-0 This person does not understand dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to speak dumbass).
  • Can you stop pushing a POV? What POV?
No, seriously
  • What type of Wikipedian are you exactly? An inclusionist. I like to keep as much good content as possible and throw out all the bad text like vandalism, spam, etc.
  • How many edits do you have? Over 80, according to my edit count.
  • Need help? See village pump or reference desk.

About that...

Actually, I do have a COI with a couple BLPs and a couple articles under the purview of WP:NYC, including two under both WP:SCHOOLS and WP:NYC.

Seriously, now!

I'm about to delete this section because it is nonsense...!!

WikiProject Chimpanzee Wikipedians Epicgenius is a member of WikiProject Chimpanzee Wikipedians, a WikiProject which aims to give humans as many chimpanzee physical and behavioral qualities as possible.
Mr. Genius needs to be Monkeyfied. Please format this brainiac according to the guidelines laid out at Wikipedia:Guide to layout.

Wait, I'm a chimp??!?!??! HAHAHA!!! You just got pwned.

Image gallery

I stole this from User:EEng because it was funny.

Pictures Representing Wikipedia
The ANI pileon juggernaut rolls on, heedless
Ha - ha! Blocked!
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
ANI on a quiet night
Before ANI: "Are you hot and sticky, mentally fagged?"
During ANI
It's ANI whether you like it or not!
Oops! Boomerang!
Checkuser sees all!

Phineas gage - 1868 skull diagram.jpg Phineas gage - 1868 skull diagram.jpg Phineas gage - 1868 skull diagram.jpg Biplane crash in South Texas.jpg
                                                       After ANI

Untangling template syntax
On the alert for hyphen/endash confusion
<- - - - - Travails of the copyeditor - - - - ->
Articles for Deletion
Arbitration enforcement
I'll show you! I'm taking it to Arbcom!
Arbcom deliberates
After Arbcom
Block appeal tableau
Tell me again—​​we're using Visual Editor why?
Awaiting DYK review
Normal editing resumes
Wikipedia (vision, 2001)
Congratulations! Your DYK has been approved!
They with the fancy user signatures
Wikipedia (reality, 2015)
BLP-sniffing dog at work
Desysopped!
Hanging out at WP:CFD
RfA in progress
Talk:MOS
Template editor
This sockpuppet was in one edit war too many
Goddam offline sources!
File:Chick meets alligators.jpg
Novice user unwittingly edits an FA
"There are a few issues with your GA submission"
Tempted into meatpuppetry
We get it – your FA passed. Can you take it down a notch?
    Progress at Arbcom as swift as ever
Fighting vandals
One cat who'd like less feedback, if you don't mind!
If you want to take on metric vs. English in articles, that's your business.
What some editors think good writing should feel like to the reader
FA Review (original title: "Monkeys as Judges of Art")
We thank Thee, O Lord, for another day without whining from someone who doesn't get the joke.
People who forget that guidelines are to be applied with common sense

Something about traffic lights

As of the 2009 Manual on Uniform Traffic Control Devices, this is outdated. We think.
If you cross the street against the red 'Don't walk' sign and get hit by a truck, you don't yell at the driver.
Wikipedia user Kudpung

Let's end on a good note

Some quotes:

More stuff

Insults, if you want to sound Shakespearean. Man, you are so antiquated. Credit: here

Puns. Credit: here

v1.24
Pun Generator



A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

Busted

Gallery of random funny stuff

Aww, I was hoping that the license plate said "Nikola".

Gallery of weird editing (formerly gallery of vandalism)

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Epic vandalism

Funny vandalism on Wikipedia (please help me find the diffs):

Thanks to wikipediavandalism.tumblr.com and Huffington Post (Huffington Post) for the cases of vandalism.

Awful, but still pretty epic

(212 entries)
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"It is said that Razzo can take the form of an eagle. There have only been a few sightings of an eagle wearing socks and sandles. Whenever there is a thunderstorm, Razzo is fighting a god in search of his true past and on his ever longing quest to free humanity from oppression. Razzo's stage name was Muhammad. Razzo's sandles allow him to have wings. While his sandles allow him to have a ginormous penis. Like twenty feet." LOL
"Wernkology is the study of wernk."
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There's more!

Oh, just funny tags

Gallery of creepy articles

See this page for a list.

Gallery of weird articles

Weird, right?
And so these men of Hindustan
Disputed loud and long,
Each in his own opinion
Exceeding stiff and strong,
Though each was partly in the right
And all were in the wrong.
Arbitrarily random map of an arbitrarily random place

Articles

Mailing list posts

Didn't you know?

SpongeBob

Didn't you see??

Adapted from User:Brandmeister~enwiki/YouTube's top fake videos.

Views Video Dislikes Notes
86,000,191 Sos Mi Vida 35 , juegos peligrosos - dangerous games English sub 6,701 Video of random persons, that pretends to be You Are the One.
60,648,211 Snake woman 16,696 Video, showing that not only mermaids may be interesting.
52,493,824 Biggest Snake of the World for Sale, 25 000 € Rate bar disabled Many love big snakes, excluding this artistic work, pretending to be the "biggest snake".
51,709,386 The Haunting : 16.12.2012 33,596 Another example of why some people do not believe in ghosts.
44,125,316 Be Careful 42,112 Indeed. Be careful and don't click this video.
40,369,687 Giant Snake Rate bar disabled Another "giant snake"...
38,001,709 Would you believe this? 16,123 Nope, we wouldn't.
30,607,949 Lucky Airlines Palm Beach 93,241 Not only airlines, but also the video is lucky... due to number of views.
19,769,431 'Ghostly shadow' filmed on live TV 8,729 Not as spooky as it may sound...
19,455,622 Titanic - 1912 Original Video Footage 2,673 Yes, many miss that sort of things...
13,814,700 Half head man is real Rate bar disabled He's real. But not in this video.
13,713,741 Demon Baby Writes A Haiku 21,555 Since (s)he can write a haiku, (s)he's definitely not that horrible.
11,857,214 Polar Bear Attack in Iceland 19,324 Many like gore, but hopefully no one suffered in this video.
11,701,355 I Am Legend 2 [OFFICIAL TRAILER HD] 52,932 Robert Neville shouldn't necessarily die to become a legend. He may also resurrect and continue to be a legend.
11,476,904 Banned Mastercard Priceless Commercial: The Milkman 9,623 Many would admit that not only Mastercard is priceless, but also the video's fake thumbnail.
10,261,967 Demon child caught on security camera 17,727 Unlike the aforementioned "demon baby", this "demon child" doesn't write haiku, which makes him less popular.
10,122,653 Оргазм в прямом эфире 7,318 Hopefully, orgasms don't look like that in reality.
9,402,817 UFO crash hits wind turbine 19,899 In this video we learn that UFOs aren't actually that advanced to dodge wind turbines.
8,472,188 Sports Injuries 12,046 Some videos say a definite no to sports injuries... despite fake thumbnails.
8,133,922 TIGER VS. PIT BULL!!! Rate bar disabled Another video, where no one suffered.
7,774,904 Real Life Exorcisms 3,631 We definitely prefer to watch The Exorcism of Emily Rose instead.
7,698,042 Amazing Water Trick! How to Suspend Water Without a Cup! 3,182 After trying that trick, we learn that it's amazing only in that video.
7,546,643 Dog alive with no head! 11,801 Still ain't no match to Mike the Headless Chicken.
6,900,430 beheading of philam 13,300 Long live fake executions, down with real ones!
5,272,146 Real Shark Attack Filmed By Helicopter 11,755 No one suffered here again.
5,098,420
(as of 3 April 2014)
Terminator 5 Official Trailer #1 (2015) 7,601
(as of 3 April 2014)
Another faked trailer of a much-anticipated movie.
5,024,906 Britney Spears SEX TAPE 3,184 "How was I supposed to know That somethin' wasn't right here"
4,963,958 Super Cow on Steroids? 2,710 Yeah, anything that have steroids may be harmful.
4,864,971 Edward Cullen & Bella Swan (DELETED SEX SCENE)!! Rate bar disabled If only Twilight consisted entirely of that...
4,385,640 Lady ga ga Is Not a Man 1,291 ...although few people saw her vagina.
3,571,085 Удивительное и невероятное видео. Смотрите 2,409 Well, at least it's hilarious...
3,079,779 Poltergeist Levitation Caught on Tape 1,025 Every spooky thing deserves a happy end. In this case we learn that there's a rope wrapped around stomach.
2,932,005 Малахов получил в лицо на передаче Телезірка 2,399 Not all offenders are that sexy. Which is rather sad.
2,636,372 REAL Ghost In Hotel Filmed by Security Guard 3,042 Neither Ghostbusters nor Mythbusters deemed it necessary to appear in this video - the fact that speaks for itself.

Hall of trivia, sponsored by the Epicgenius Parent Company, Inc.

  1. Skip if you are under 18: A lot of people say that vanilla sex is called such because it is bland or without "flavor", and they normally use this term to describe the missionary position or its kin. What they probably don't know is that the word vanilla derives from a Latin word via a diminutive form of the Spanish word vaina, meaning sheath as in that's what a vanilla bean pod looks like. What they might not realize is there's another word deriving from this same Latin root, and that of course is vagina, which literally means scabbard-- i.e., the sheath one puts one's sword into. Ergo vanilla sex is etmyologically appropriate and the blandness is just a coincidence.
  2. Skip if you are color blind: It is accepted that all the world's languages have words for white and black. If that language only has two words, those are them. If they have a third one it is almost always red, if they have a fourth green, and so on. In English there are only three verbs for becoming a color: To whiten, to blacken and to redden. (Golden of course, is an adjective) This means that these words must have been in such an old form of Anglo-Saxon that dates back to when "English" only had this many color words, unlike now, when it has this many.
  3. Skip if you can't understand irony at all, like really?: A lot of people think that Utopia means a good place. This misunderstanding is from Sir Thomas More's 1516 book, which described a fictional land where everything was perfect. However, what More intended the etymology to be was u- (οὐ) meaning "not" or "non", so that it would be a place that didn't exist (-topia comes from topos (τόπος) meaning "place"), a non-place. However, modern English speakers have pronounced the word utopia not like /ˈtpiə/ with an oo sound, but as /juːˈtpiə/, where the /ju/ is similar in sound to the word you as in words like euthenasia or euphony meaning good-death or good-sounding. So? So, that means that inadverntently in Modern English we have changed the meaning of "Utopia" by misunderstanding the referent, and by further mispronouncing the word, we have actually ended up giving it the meeting previously ascribed to it, i.e. a "eutopia" which would actually mean, "good place" in Greek.

Moving on...

  1. ^ This means pepper in Polish. It also means "fuck my pizza" in Polish. So what?
  2. ^ Stupid Common Core, they never had it in my day
  3. ^ But seriously though, I do edit at Rap Genius. And I consider myself epic. Just kidding, everyone does...
  4. ^ See here for why. He's really a genius and he is truly epic. Not me, though. However, I'm still interested in him. I even have a Tesla motor to prove it.
    I may be talking about the motor or a car from the car company, though. Take a guess. Hint: It's not what you think.

OK, we're done with the humor and epic fails here. STOP LAUGHING!!! Or, you can go to www dot 9gag dot com or www dot reddit dot com slash r slash funny for more laughs. Yeah, I'm totally advertising.

Sandbox

User:Epicgenius/sandbox (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

Userboxes

User:Epicgenius/Userboxes (personal) (edit | talk | history | links | watch | logs)

English userboxes
en-gb-2 This user is an intermediate speaker of British English.
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This user has a basic understanding of Canadian English, eh.
…in. Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.
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their
there
they're
This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
“,;:’ This user is a punctuation stickler.
A, B, and C This user prefers the serial comma.
’s Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...
your
you’re
This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you’re in need of help.
less & fewer This user understands the difference between less & fewer.
its & it’s This user understands the difference between its and it’s. So should you.
to too two Too many people have no idea how to use words they should have learnt in year two.
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Not enough people know the difference between loose and lose. Do you?
than
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This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."
they This user frequently uses singular they as it is a handy gender-neutral pronoun.
which & that This user knows how to use which and that correctly.
Humo[u]r
Ambox humor.svg This user has read and understood the BIG HUGE FREAKING PURPLE BOX. Have you?
For those obsessed with humour and parody, Epicgenius also has a User Page on Uncyclopedia.
Chucknorris ub.jpg Fact: There are no steroids in baseball. Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
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Fact: Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built with his own two hands.
I am good at math, so... math-related
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This user knows that
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This user knows the difference between an integral and an antiderivative; and so should you!
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[note 1]
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♂ This user is male.
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Lest we forget…
Star of life.svg This user scored 100,000[note 2] on the Wikipediholic test.
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IQ
Not to brag, but... this user's IQ is 160.
2%
This user used to be a member of Mensa, but quit because the internal politics were ridiculous. Most ex members quit because of the ridiculously high membership fee.
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vn-7 This editor's user page, talk page and/or subpages have been vandalized 7 times.
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lunatic charlatans.
STiki logo.png This user is in position #11 on the leaderboard of the STiki anti-vandalism tool.
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Draig.svg This user is a WikiDragon: making massive, bold edits everywhere.
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<ref> This user would like to see everyone using inline citations. Please...
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This user once made edits in one day.
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Last but not least...

The End Book.png This user has been to the end of Wikipedia. Have you?
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76th Street This user believes in the existence of 76th Street
[note 4]
T train This user believes that the T train should be created immediately
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  1. ^ Technically, maybe.
  2. ^ No, not really.
  3. ^ Have you?
  4. ^ Unknown to approximately 109.87506126339 people in the world. Only two people actually know, I think.
  5. ^ Just to spite those who said the Second Avenue Subway shouldn't exist, as well as those that actually made it not exist for a very long time. Yeah John Hylan, we're looking at you. Shame on you and your vendetta against private subways!
  6. ^ Yeah. WP:ANTHWY really exists. Please join! We are currently writing articles about penguin highways and rush hour in Antarctica.
  7. ^ YAY! ALMOST ONE FULL EDIT! THAT's ALMOST 1.0 FULL EDITS!!!
  8. ^ Hooray for the end of userboxes!

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Hello Epicgenius! 03:49 )~~ all I can say is, you are one epic genius! )~~ love ur edits! Your a genius! See what i did there? LoL!




  1. Hello Epicgenius! Thank you for the edits Leo A. Mercer (talk) 19:42, 24 December 2013 (UTC)
  2. Hi there Epicgenius! Fffffiiirrrssstttt to be here! Jianhui67 talkcontribs 17:02, 14 December 2013 (UTC)
  3. --Gramgol (talk) 00:12, 15 December 2013 (UTC) I can't get the site to work for ref. Can you fix it? Yes, but this is not the place to ask me.… See user talk:Epicgenius
  4. Hi from Benison..Herald talk with me 12:57, 17 December 2013 (UTC)
  5. Antideregister 02:47, 18 December 2013 (UTC)
  6. Ssssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A520 | Talk me away!/sign it! 18:33, 19 December 2013 (UTC)
  7. With apologies and best wishes for 2014 from Ikallicrates
  8. Ha ha. You can't beat me in signing Guestbook. I've signed 100+ Guestbook. Hey congrats to me. Face-tongue.svg. Anyway this "Limited Edition" pack is nice. Thanks for signing mine. Face-smile.svg--Pratyya (Hello!) 02:52, 28 December 2013 (UTC)
  9. Missed by a lot!! Happy editing. EpIc! Soham 08:54, 31 December 2013 (UTC)
  10. First signature of the year! Hi Epicgenius! Sign mine? Thanks and happy New Year! :) Mediran (tc) 03:57, 2 January 2014 (UTC)
  11. Second (for 2014). Hello Epicgenius. Sportsguy17 (TC) 23:31, 6 January 2014 (UTC)
  12. I'm signing this can, cause I can! Hehe. K6ka (talk | contrib) 00:33, 9 January 2014 (UTC)
  13. Hi, belated happy New Year! ϢereSpielChequers 21:23, 12 January 2014 (UTC)
  14. Hello Genius! Stole your Terms and Conditions; lol. Faizan 07:18, 25 January 2014 (UTC)
  15. How about the free gift LOL UBStalk 01:49, 27 January 2014 (UTC)
  16. So I'll just go and turn off Wikipedia's main power. ;)--78.156.109.166 (talk) 15:59, 31 January 2014 (UTC)
  17. Happy Wikibreak! ~~Junvfr <~_~> (talk) 04:06, 31 January 2014 (UTC)
  18. Is my Is my hypothesis not true? SlavaRodionov (talk) 16:44, 2 February 2014 (UTC)
  19. So I have a bus ticket that when the bus driver comes I'll get inside for free;) I have a Zyprexa pill;)--Pubserv (talk) 23:07, 7 February 2014 (UTC)
  20. Hi. I'm just one of those random people who go around signing other's guestbooks :) Have a marvelous day!! ~ Anastasia (talk) 00:52, 10 February 2014 (UTC)
  21. Hello Epicgenius! Thanks for signing mine. Good to see you around :). --Captain Assassin! «TCG» 14:17, 15 February 2014 (UTC)
  22. Sure. Smtchahal (talk) 16:02, 26 February 2014 (UTC)
  23. Hello! I am the same number here as you were in mine! Best, Matty.007 21:25, 27 February 2014 (UTC)
  24. Thanks for your friendly welcome. WikiEnthusiastNumberTwenty-Two (talk) 02:46, 5 March 2014 (UTC)
  25. Perhaps we can work together? I keep an open eye on the MTA, and plan on making any changes necessary. With my first edits, you can alter them to look perfect. I may be a rookie, but I have potential. DePeeper (talk) 22:07, 5 March 2014 (UTC)
  26. I love your userpage! Finnusertop (talk) 02:16, 7 March 2014 (UTC)
  27. I just wanted to say thank you for fixing the List of academic disciplines page. I was trying to figure out -how- to revert it :) 174.52.93.112 (talk) 16:44, 10 March 2014 (UTC)
  28. Hi there, Have a great day!!! KuwarOnlineTalk 11:40, 31 March 2014 (UTC)
  29. Perhaps one of the most humorous user userpages user userpages clowns Chinese Americans NYKers epic users people ever in this epic Wikipedia. Great job for making me laugh! Japanese Rail Fan (Talk) (Contributions) (Public log) 11:28, 6 May 2014 (UTC)
  30. *knock knock... Thanks for all your contributions, I'm going to sign your guestbook.Acalycine(talk/contribs) 13:38, 8 May 2014 (UTC)
  31. Hey, thanks for signing mine! So in return I sign yours. Face-smile.svg StevenD99 03:13, 25 July 2014 (UTC)
  32. 你好。很高兴认识你。我的中国并不好。A2 17:34, 2 August 2014 (UTC)
  33. Hello! Project Rebirth's Director of Public Relations here ;-) We are currently updating our wiki and will be complete by mid-Sept, I see you made some minor edits on our page. How are you affiliated with our organization? Thank you!!
    Unfortunately, I am not affiliated, but I'd like to be. Face-smile.svg Epicgenius (talk) 22:11, 28 August 2014 (UTC)
  34. Kona Lanes? Left coast? You? Cool. —ATinySliver/ATalkPage 04:20, 6 October 2014 (UTC)
  35. Cool ^-^ Knowledgekid87 (talk) 01:05, 27 October 2014 (UTC)
  36. I would have signed but I've done it already. Can I sign twice? Well I just did :) Finnusertop (talk | guestbook | contribs) 09:14, 28 October 2014 (UTC)
  37. Thanks for the thanks on my edits and nice page. --SkipperRipper (talk) 04:26, 30 October 2014 (UTC)
  38. @Epicgenius: — Thank you for your contributions to One World Trade Center and making Wikipedia a more reliable source! Cookie Monster (talk) 05:31, 07 November 2014 (UTC)
  39. hello I am wondering how is your user pages so different and much cooler than mine. can you tell me how. Doorknob747 22:44, 9 November 2014 (UTC)
  40. Hello and thank yopu for your excellent edits of the 7 Subway Extension article. You've improved it a great deal. Raryel (talk) 21:32, 8 January 2015 (UTC)
  41. Hello there! Sign? --AmaryllisGardener talk 14:03, 5 February 2015 (UTC)
  42. Thank's for all of your contributions on Wikipedia network.  Masum Ibn Musa  Conversation 05:36, 9 February 2015 (UTC)
  43. @Epicgenius: — Thanks for your contributions to Serralves. If you don´t mind, I would like to keep the transports table ;-). Looking forward to hear your comments.~~Caravasar~~(talk) 10:58, 13 February 2015 (UTC+1)
  44. Thank you for all your rich edits to Wikipedia, and your kind and supportive comments. Glad that we have people like you contributing to Wikipedia! Thanks for signing my guestbook Face-grin.svg Cheers! CookieMonster755 (talk) 19:03, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
  45. I'm bad at talking to people but Lets Go Cavs ?? Saturn star (talk) 23:30, 19 April 2015 (UTC)
  46. Thanks for making Wikipedia epicly genius ever since! Korean Rail Fan (talk) 07:49, 20 April 2015 (UTC)
  47. Hello; I would like to confirm that I am hereby signing your guestbook, and to thank you for your contributions. Best wishes from Somewhere in North London DBaK (talk) 10:46, 15 August 2015 (UTC)
  48. Hello! SIGN MINE! ᵗʰᵉʰºᵗʷʰᵉᵉˡˢᵍᵘʸ₉₉ (ᵗᵃˡᵏ!) 21:10, 22 October 2015 (UTC)
  49. Hi Epicgenius, keep being epic! Eman235/talk 05:04, 2 November 2015 (UTC)
  50. Hi nice to meet you,it looks like i am the 50th.Half century bro!You may sign mineBhootrina (talk) 09:48, 13 November 2015 (UTC)
  51. An Epic Sign! Yash! 09:30, 17 November 2015 (UTC)
  52. Thank you for the edits and help on the Cross Border Xpress page, March 31, 2016.Rnieders (talk) 00:42, 1 April 2016 (UTC)
  53. Much fun having the April Fools Day huh? ;)--TerrainAhead ×TALK× 02:30, 1 April 2016 (UTC)
  54. Wow. You have a lot of people that signed your guestbook! Good work! Elsa Enchanted (talk) 19:11, 26 April 2016 (UTC)
  55. Signed, with compliments! Mootros (talk) 16:56, 14 June 2016 (UTC)

https://scontent.fewr1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/14205978_1133937326683504_941931700461295850_o.jpg 5 tracks not 6

  1. Epicgenius, thanks for providing an ingenious de-escalation spot on WP. StonyBrook (talk) 18:29, 21 September 2016 (UTC)
  2. Wow, you're 17? Major props to you. PRRfan (talk) 15:51, 27 October 2016 (UTC)
  3. Hi Epicgenius. I saw you were interviewed by the Washington Post. I am a reporter for the Staten Island Advance. I am interested in interviewing you for a story. Can you contact me at aknudson@siadvance.com? Thanks!

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