User:Epicgenius/Tappan Zee Bridge joke
A police officer approaches a man who is kneeling on an overpass, banging his hand against the cement.
“What are you doing?” the officer asks.
“I'm trying to visit my French friend, he lives over in Tarrytown,” the man responds.
The police office gives him a quizzical look. “Buddy, how do you think doing this is gonna get you to Tarrytown?”
“Because,” the man responds, “I asked him for directions, and he told me (in a thick French accent) 'Tappan Zee Bridge!'"