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— Wikipedian  —
Sun Wukong, who I probably am
Sun Wukong, who I probably am
Name Epicgenius
Born New York City, New York
Country  United States
Current location (fill in blank)
Languages see Babel box
Time zone UTC-5
IQ 160
Family and friends
Spouse no
Children no
Siblings 3 younger siblings
Pets no
Epicgenius/Userpage subpages

see here

Account statistics
Joined 9 November 2012
First edit 24 November 2012
Account creator no
File mover no
Administrator no
Bureaucrat no
CheckUser no
Oversighter no
Edit count at least 0.9999999999
Permissions why?
Signature see User:Epicgenius/signatures

Hey

What's up? I go by the name Epicgenius on Wikipedia, though you can call me "Epic" or "EG" for short (or anything that incorporates significant parts of my name that will get my attention…)[citation needed]. I am actually Chinese in real life[citation is urgently needed, but apparently it is hidden somewhere], and currently live somewhere that is cooler than where you live, even if you live where I live.[1]

The following is a really exaggerated history of me.[citation still needed, and yet this tag will flounder around indefinitely ]

Wikipedia:Babel
sar-N This user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?
en This user is a native speaker of English.
en-hk This usah is a speakah of Hong Kong English la, but he/she think that very good in English.
yue 呢位用户嘅母语粤语/广州话
呢位用戶嘅母語粵語/廣州話
zh-5 該用戶能以專業中文進行交流。
该用户能以专业中文进行交流。
es-4 El nivel de este usuario corresponde al de un hablante casi nativo del español.
fr-3 Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau avancé de français.
ja-2 この利用者は中級日本語ができます。
ko-2 이 사용자는 한국어어느 정도 말할 수 있습니다.
de-1 Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse.
is-1 Þessi notandi hefur grundvallarkunnáttu á íslensku máli.
la-1 Hic usor simplici latinitate contribuere potest.
pgl Isthay useryay isyay anyay activeyay eakerspay ofyay Igpay Atinlay.
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Contents

He does NOT likes unicorns (specifically My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic) (no, not really) the New York City Subway people saying stupid things about foxes football being a monkey (COULD YOU PLEASE NOT ADD ANY MORE TEXT? THANK YOU!) stuff.

He has an account under the same name on Uncyclopedia but doesn't really care for it. For reasons unclear to him, he has been blocked as of 15 November 2013. He's also Epicgenius on The Test Wiki. (Yes, I really am.)

He thinks the Chinatown Ice Cream Factory in New York City sells good ice cream.

His current local time is 04:59 AM (reload). Not that he cares—he's up virtually 24/7! (Except nights, generally 10 PM to 6 AM.)

He has been referring to himself in the third person for the past four paragraphs and will now refer to himself in the first person.


WARNING!! Genius material ahead!

Your introduction to Epicgenius

The following is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The preceding statement is true.

Actually, this is so very, very, not true at all. Read on...

Click to expand

Awesome fake bio

A Short and Fictional Origins Biography with No Relation to Actual People or Dogs in Real Life, Completely Written in a Third Person Perspective (NOT!)

The supposed rubber raft which Epicgenius escaped with

Epic (Genius, also genius) is a genius named Epic (Genius). Born to a genius and a genius,[note 1] in 조선민주주의인민공화국, the capital of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, a.k.a Naughty Korea, Epicgenius fled to the other half of Korea, codenamed Nice Korea, on a five-dollar rubber boat, purchased from local Naughty Korean Lottemart stores, when he was just around 6.4 years old, and was fortunately successful! After two hours and fifty two minutes in Nice Korea, Epicgenius was finally granted official asylum in it. Epicgenius adapted to the peaceful life in Nice Korea, glad that he was free of the clutches of the Naughty Elites and their master, Kim Jong Very Very Ill. However, things took a turn when Gangnam Style was born. Epicgenius could not swallow the idea of fat Kim Jong Un lookalikes dancing and galloping like a boss (or a hoss), and decided to find further peace, in Singapore, next to Hong Kong, where the only noise was Lee Kuan (Loves) You mumbling about fertility rates (that was better than Oppa Gangnam). Contented, Epicgenius bought a one-room flat in Orchard (also known as a public toilet cubicle) for just five hundred dollars, but he was not yet 100% happy with just free water and soap and toilet bowl. Thus, Epicgenius got himself a laptop, which he cleverly swapped with his "home". Then he traded the laptop for a flower, and the flower for a chicken, and the chicken for a donkey, and the donkey for an elephant, and the elephant for a Godzilla-species dinosaur, and that for a house. This time, the house was a six room landed property in the Istana; Tony Tan liked dinosaurs, in turned out. Then, he moved to Iraq and almost instantaneously, it got bombed by some clown, so he had to go to the United States. And that's the end. Epicgenius lived happily ever after and creates crappy Wikipedia (and Uncyclopedia) articles like this.[note 2] He probably lives in Queens, New York, but isn't sure because he does not know if the world as we know it even exists (see below).

Awesome fake bio, part 2

Epicgenius never existed. He is just a part of your imagination. In fact, all of existence as you know it is part of your imagination.

Disclaimer

Huh?

The preceding is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The preceding statement is true.[2]

Wow, that was a nice disclaimer. Let's read it again!

Disclaimer 2

The preceding is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The preceding statement is true.[2]

Disclaimer 3

The preceding is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The preceding statement is true.[2]

Disclaimer 4

Nah, you know the drill.[3]

Trivia

LOL

(Hey! You can actually already find most of these info above!)

But first, see this

The following is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The preceding statement is true.[2]

General facts

  • Epicgenius's name is Epicgenius?
  • Epicgenius is awesome epic?
  • He's a genius?
  • Epicgenius is not, I repeat not, related to Kim Jong-un the Genius?
  • Epicgenius's favourite food is chocolate-flavoured chocolate?
  • He's a distant relative of Einstein the Genius?
  • He really DOES believe in awesomeness?
  • Epicgenius's real name is actually not Epicgenius. Betcha didn't know!

NOT

Epicgenius is not:

  • [insert IQ lower than 100 here]
  • [insert ridiculously low or ridiculously high age here]
  • [insert weird job here]
  • [insert name of famous person here] the Genius
  • [insert silly animal here]
  • [insert religion here]
  • [insert other silly animal here]
  • Any of these users

Disclaimer

WTF?!

The following is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The preceding statement is true.[2]

Disclaimer, again

The following is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The preceding statement is true.[2]

Vanity section

Don't take this seriously.

  • Epicgenius wrote, single-handedly, 5,462,700 articles on the English Wikipedia.
  • Epicgenius has made about 905,658,934 edits to the English Wikipedia.
  • Epicgenius has made 166 edits per article on the English Wikipedia.

Disclaimer

Again?!?!?!

The preceding is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The preceding statement is true.[2]

Disclaimer, yes again

The preceding is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The preceding statement is true.[2] Okay, I'll stop now.

Hey!

Stop with the disclaimers already! The only thing that is true is the lead, the infobox, and the userboxes.

You asked for it

Atomic bomb launch


Stop x nuvola.svg


DO NOT PRESS!!!


(This atomic bomb was shamelessly stolen from User:A520.)

Notes

  1. ^ According to his official biography on Wikipedia, which can be actually retrieved HERE in which Epicgenius stated that his parents were geniuses by profession.
  2. ^ See this for evidence.

No, seriously

I do live in New York City. And I do attend school. I think I'm in secondary (or tertiary...) school, but by the time I write this, it would already have been outdated. My name, age, and other potentially identifying information that I don't want to give out is... [ATTENTION! CONFIDENTIAL!]

Gallery

One of many disclaimers randomly scattered about here

Disclaimer: None of the captions in this section are true.

Arrival of the Hungarians
Arrival of the Hungarians is a large cyclorama – a circular panoramic painting – by the Hungarian painter Árpád Feszty and his assistants. It depicts the arrival of the Hungarians in the Carpathian Basin in 895. It was completed in 1894 for the 1000th anniversary of the event. It measures 15 meters (50 feet) in height and almost 120 meters (400 feet) in length. Since 1995, the painting has been displayed in the Ópusztaszer National Heritage Park, Hungary.Painting: Árpád Feszty et al.
F***ingers: – Hey, that's not f***ing funny! Stop stealing the f***ing F***ing signs RIGHT NOW!
This user is a primate. Therefore, he is bound to "monkey" around.
This user is NOT a brony. However, he is a Reddit user.
This user is NOT Eminem because he ain't white, cracka.
Are you gay (uhh... I mean happy) or not?
This user does NOT know how to use a weapon. He prefers to knock you out using Shaolin Kung Fu instead.
AI YAAH! Soliciting and whoring prostitutes? What the f*** is wrong with you?
Wait. What??
*in loud, booming voice* Epic Rap Battles of History! Osama bin Laden, versus...
...Adolf Hitler! Begin!
Adolf Hitler thought that during the September 11 attacks, it was not hit by a plane. He thinks that Jews bombed it from inside. Screw him.
What the fuck are you looking at? HUH? HUH?
HELLO, I am an eeeediot, bye-bye
My anus? Well, I'm-a shove it up your rectum!
The run-down hotel where Epicgenius doesn't live

Really serious section (lol)

No, really.

Main gallery

Figure 1: A swamp in New Orleans, Louisiana. I don't live here. Nor do I want to.

We are a museum representing the great and supreme Epicgenius. On this site, you will find a series of awesome maintenance that Epicgenius has done to articles. You will be impressed. Otherwise you are wasting your time.

Comments by the subject

No, I'm not giving out any confidential information. It may blow up Wikipedia! (Very funny. Oh yeah, I live in New York City.)

So, I am (Redacted) years old, my full name is (Redacted), and I live on (Redacted) Street, (Redacted). My phone number is (Redacted).

Also, for a brief etymology of my name: I edit at genius.com, and I am a contributor of epic proportions here. Ha![7]

Actually, I am more like Nikola Tesla, 100 years ahead of my time, but... no, I'm not.[8]

Figure 2: BOW DOWN HERE TO THE STATUES OF KIM JONG-IL AND HIS DADDY, KIM IL-SUNG. OH YEAH, THEIR NAMES ARE INTENTIONALLY BIGGER. BOW DOWN NOW, 'CAUSE IF YOU DON'T, YOU'LL BE SENT TO PRISON. SO BOW DOWN!!!
Figure 3: A little innocuous pelican...

OR IS IT???

Contributions

Hey, knock yourself out with the safe and reasonable speed of your choosing. As long as you aren't doing 90 at night or in a truck, you're fine.

Articles significantly expanded include:

  • NYC-related articles (current project)
  • Lots of train articles (I mean lots)
  • Copyediting for errors (factual and typos), and MOS
  • Adding references and wikifying where fit
  • Anti-vandalism, using STiki, Twinkle, and Vada, and in the future, if I ever get time, Huggle

Gallery of Valued Contributions

Some of my "Dang It! Didn't You Know" nominations include (Not a complete list):

  1. ^ a b I don't have a bot-assigned DYK credit for these articles, but I worked on them significantly and can take credit.
  2. ^ For some weird reason, a bot assigned me this DYK even though I didn't work on it all that much.
  3. ^ a b So I expanded it after it appeared on DYK by another person. Twice.
  4. ^ Did I say expanding after DYK? I meant before and after DYK.
  5. ^ Didn't write it, didn't nominate it, but I added the pictures, so...
  6. ^ Wow, that's a stretch. I only worked on this article like a year after it went on DYK, when it was old news. And only because somehow it's related to the New York City Subway.

I nominated/helped out with several good, better, or best articles:

FAQ

The results of the U.S. trying to nuke themselves.
  • Who? My initials are (Redacted) (though if you came here from Disqus, Facebook, Twitter, or Google Plus, I will vehemently assert that my name is not what it claims to be).
  • What? A teenager at the time of registration. I am still at school. I am male.
  • When? Since November 9, 2012.
  • Where? New York City. Not Staten Island.
  • Why? I don't know. I got a life, but unfortunately no girlfriend yet. :(
  • How? Using a computer.
  • Are you fat? No, I'm not.
  • Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton? George Washington Alexander Hamilton The other Alexander Hamilton. For real.
  • Who again? United States.
  • 你说中文吗? I'm Chinese. Are you seriously asking me if I speak Chinese?!
  • Do you speak English, then? Well, duh.
  • Do you like to move it? See this, will you?
  • How many cars do you own? Me, zero. My family, multiple.
  • Do you take the subway? Do I have a choice?
  • How good are you in...? Well, I am good at chess, music, math, writing, etc. I am smart and super-awesome. Hence my username. HAHAHA!
  • How old are you? Most people in my age range wouldn't know what a rotary telephone looks like.
  • Who what when where why how? See above.
  • Can you read upside down? Yes.
  • Can you read backward? I can do that too.
  • How about upside down backward? I can do that as well.
  • Confused now? Well, are you? I can read in five directions. I am epic a genius and epic.
On a very grave note
  • Are you a troll? No.
  • Are you here to warn me about vandalism? Wrong page.
  • Are you here to call me a dumbass? Really? Refer to below infobox and then check here.
du-0 This person does not understand dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to speak dumbass).
  • Can you stop pushing a POV? What POV?
No, seriously
  • What type of Wikipedian are you exactly? An inclusionist. I like to keep as much good content as possible and throw out all the bad text like vandalism, spam, etc.
  • How many edits do you have? Over 80, according to my edit count.
  • Need help? See village pump or reference desk.

About that...

Actually, I do have a COI with a couple BLPs and a couple articles under the purview of WP:NYC, including two under both WP:SCHOOLS and WP:NYC.

Seriously, now!

I'm about to delete this section because it is nonsense...!!

WikiProject Chimpanzee Wikipedians Epicgenius is a member of WikiProject Chimpanzee Wikipedians, a WikiProject which aims to give humans as many chimpanzee physical and behavioral qualities as possible.
Mr. Genius needs to be Monkeyfied. Please format this brainiac according to the guidelines laid out at Wikipedia:Guide to layout.

Wait, I'm a chimp??!?!??! HAHAHA!!! You just got pwned.

Image gallery

I stole this from User:EEng because it was funny.

Pictures Representing Wikipedia
The ANI pileon juggernaut rolls on, heedless
Ha - ha! Blocked!
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
ANI on a quiet night
Before ANI: "Are you hot and sticky, mentally fagged?"
During ANI
It's ANI whether you like it or not!
Oops! Boomerang!
Checkuser sees all!

Phineas gage - 1868 skull diagram.jpg Phineas gage - 1868 skull diagram.jpg Phineas gage - 1868 skull diagram.jpg Biplane crash in South Texas.jpg
                                                       After ANI

Untangling template syntax
On the alert for hyphen/endash confusion
<- - - - - Travails of the copyeditor - - - - ->
Articles for Deletion
Arbitration enforcement
I'll show you! I'm taking it to Arbcom!
Arbcom deliberates
After Arbcom
Block appeal tableau
Tell me again‍—‌we're using Visual Editor why?
Awaiting DYK review
Normal editing resumes
Wikipedia (vision, 2001)
Congratulations! Your DYK has been approved!
They with the fancy user signatures
Wikipedia (reality, 2015)
BLP-sniffing dog at work
Desysopped!
Hanging out at WP:CFD
RfA in progress
Talk:MOS
Template editor
This sockpuppet was in one edit war too many
Goddam offline sources!
File:Chick meets alligators.jpg
Novice user unwittingly edits an FA
"There are a few issues with your GA submission"
Tempted into meatpuppetry
We get it – your FA passed. Can you take it down a notch?
    Progress at Arbcom as swift as ever
Fighting vandals
One cat who'd like less feedback, if you don't mind!
If you want to take on metric vs. English in articles, that's your business.
What some editors think good writing should feel like to the reader
FA Review (original title: "Monkeys as Judges of Art")
We thank Thee, O Lord, for another day without whining from someone who doesn't get the joke.
People who forget that guidelines are to be applied with common sense

Something about traffic lights

As of the 2009 Manual on Uniform Traffic Control Devices, this is outdated. We think.
If you cross the street against the red 'Don't walk' sign and get hit by a truck, you don't yell at the driver.
Wikipedia user Kudpung

Let's end on a good note

Some quotes:

More stuff

Insults, if you want to sound Shakespearean. Man, you are so antiquated. Credit: here

Puns. Credit: here

Pun Generator



Eagles are not used in bird flu research. It would be illegal.

Busted

Gallery of random funny stuff

Aww, I was hoping that the license plate said "Nikola".

Gallery of weird editing (formerly gallery of vandalism)

Howtonotbeadick.jpg

Epic vandalism

Funny vandalism on Wikipedia (please help me find the diffs):

Thanks to wikipediavandalism.tumblr.com and Huffington Post (Huffington Post) for the cases of vandalism.

Awful, but still pretty epic

(212 entries)
Click to expand
"It is said that Razzo can take the form of an eagle. There have only been a few sightings of an eagle wearing socks and sandles. Whenever there is a thunderstorm, Razzo is fighting a god in search of his true past and on his ever longing quest to free humanity from oppression. Razzo's stage name was Muhammad. Razzo's sandles allow him to have wings. While his sandles allow him to have a ginormous penis. Like twenty feet." LOL
"Wernkology is the study of wernk."
Anxietyonwiki.jpg

There's more!

Oh, just funny tags

Gallery of creepy articles

See this page for a list.

Gallery of weird articles

Weird, right?
And so these men of Hindustan
Disputed loud and long,
Each in his own opinion
Exceeding stiff and strong,
Though each was partly in the right
And all were in the wrong.
Arbitrarily random map of an arbitrarily random place

Articles

Mailing list posts

Didn't you know?

SpongeBob

Didn't you see??

Adapted from User:Brandmeister~enwiki/YouTube's top fake videos.

Views Video Dislikes Notes
86,000,191 Sos Mi Vida 35 , juegos peligrosos - dangerous games English sub 6,701 Video of random persons, that pretends to be You Are the One.
60,648,211 Snake woman 16,696 Video, showing that not only mermaids may be interesting.
52,493,824 Biggest Snake of the World for Sale, 25 000 € Rate bar disabled Many love big snakes, excluding this artistic work, pretending to be the "biggest snake".
51,709,386 The Haunting : 16.12.2012 33,596 Another example of why some people do not believe in ghosts.
44,125,316 Be Careful 42,112 Indeed. Be careful and don't click this video.
40,369,687 Giant Snake Rate bar disabled Another "giant snake"...
38,001,709 Would you believe this? 16,123 Nope, we wouldn't.
30,607,949 Lucky Airlines Palm Beach 93,241 Not only airlines, but also the video is lucky... due to number of views.
19,769,431 'Ghostly shadow' filmed on live TV 8,729 Not as spooky as it may sound...
19,455,622 Titanic - 1912 Original Video Footage 2,673 Yes, many miss that sort of things...
13,814,700 Half head man is real Rate bar disabled He's real. But not in this video.
13,713,741 Demon Baby Writes A Haiku 21,555 Since (s)he can write a haiku, (s)he's definitely not that horrible.
11,857,214 Polar Bear Attack in Iceland 19,324 Many like gore, but hopefully no one suffered in this video.
11,701,355 I Am Legend 2 [OFFICIAL TRAILER HD] 52,932 Robert Neville shouldn't necessarily die to become a legend. He may also resurrect and continue to be a legend.
11,476,904 Banned Mastercard Priceless Commercial: The Milkman 9,623 Many would admit that not only Mastercard is priceless, but also the video's fake thumbnail.
10,261,967 Demon child caught on security camera 17,727 Unlike the aforementioned "demon baby", this "demon child" doesn't write haiku, which makes him less popular.
10,122,653 Оргазм в прямом эфире 7,318 Hopefully, orgasms don't look like that in reality.
9,402,817 UFO crash hits wind turbine 19,899 In this video we learn that UFOs aren't actually that advanced to dodge wind turbines.
8,472,188 Sports Injuries 12,046 Some videos say a definite no to sports injuries... despite fake thumbnails.
8,133,922 TIGER VS. PIT BULL!!! Rate bar disabled Another video, where no one suffered.
7,774,904 Real Life Exorcisms 3,631 We definitely prefer to watch The Exorcism of Emily Rose instead.
7,698,042 Amazing Water Trick! How to Suspend Water Without a Cup! 3,182 After trying that trick, we learn that it's amazing only in that video.
7,546,643 Dog alive with no head! 11,801 Still ain't no match to Mike the Headless Chicken.
6,900,430 beheading of philam 13,300 Long live fake executions, down with real ones!
5,272,146 Real Shark Attack Filmed By Helicopter 11,755 No one suffered here again.
5,098,420
(as of 3 April 2014)
Terminator 5 Official Trailer #1 (2015) 7,601
(as of 3 April 2014)
Another faked trailer of a much-anticipated movie.
5,024,906 Britney Spears SEX TAPE 3,184 "How was I supposed to know That somethin' wasn't right here"
4,963,958 Super Cow on Steroids? 2,710 Yeah, anything that have steroids may be harmful.
4,864,971 Edward Cullen & Bella Swan (DELETED SEX SCENE)!! Rate bar disabled If only Twilight consisted entirely of that...
4,385,640 Lady ga ga Is Not a Man 1,291 ...although few people saw her vagina.
3,571,085 Удивительное и невероятное видео. Смотрите 2,409 Well, at least it's hilarious...
3,079,779 Poltergeist Levitation Caught on Tape 1,025 Every spooky thing deserves a happy end. In this case we learn that there's a rope wrapped around stomach.
2,932,005 Малахов получил в лицо на передаче Телезірка 2,399 Not all offenders are that sexy. Which is rather sad.
2,636,372 REAL Ghost In Hotel Filmed by Security Guard 3,042 Neither Ghostbusters nor Mythbusters deemed it necessary to appear in this video - the fact that speaks for itself.

Hall of trivia, sponsored by the Epicgenius Parent Company, Inc.

  1. Skip if you are under 18: A lot of people say that vanilla sex is called such because it is bland or without "flavor", and they normally use this term to describe the missionary position or its kin. What they probably don't know is that the word vanilla derives from a Latin word via a diminutive form of the Spanish word vaina, meaning sheath as in that's what a vanilla bean pod looks like. What they might not realize is there's another word deriving from this same Latin root, and that of course is vagina, which literally means scabbard-- i.e., the sheath one puts one's sword into. Ergo vanilla sex is etmyologically appropriate and the blandness is just a coincidence.
  2. Skip if you are color blind: It is accepted that all the world's languages have words for white and black. If that language only has two words, those are them. If they have a third one it is almost always red, if they have a fourth green, and so on. In English there are only three verbs for becoming a color: To whiten, to blacken and to redden. (Golden of course, is an adjective) This means that these words must have been in such an old form of Anglo-Saxon that dates back to when "English" only had this many color words, unlike now, when it has this many.
  3. Skip if you can't understand irony at all, like really?: A lot of people think that Utopia means a good place. This misunderstanding is from Sir Thomas More's 1516 book, which described a fictional land where everything was perfect. However, what More intended the etymology to be was u- (οὐ) meaning "not" or "non", so that it would be a place that didn't exist (-topia comes from topos (τόπος) meaning "place"), a non-place. However, modern English speakers have pronounced the word utopia not like /ˈtpiə/ with an oo sound, but as /juːˈtpiə/, where the /ju/ is similar in sound to the word you as in words like euthenasia or euphony meaning good-death or good-sounding. So? So, that means that inadverntently in Modern English we have changed the meaning of "Utopia" by misunderstanding the referent, and by further mispronouncing the word, we have actually ended up giving it the meeting previously ascribed to it, i.e. a "eutopia" which would actually mean, "good place" in Greek.

Gallery of cordial discussion

I just wanted to drop you a note to let you know that you are banned from posting comments on my talk page, unless, of course, you are required to by Wikipedia policy. If you are required to post a notice on my talk page, please clearly indicate in the edit summary what policy you are doing so under. Any other posted comments will be deleted without being read.

Please note that this ban also applies to pinging me. Thanks. epicgenius (talk) 23:12, 25 April 2017 (UTC)

@Epicgenius: hahahaha epicgenius (talk) 23:12, 25 April 2017 (UTC)
Hi. I just wanted to remind you that you are banned from pinging me. Please do not ping me again. epicgenius (talk) 23:12, 25 April 2017 (UTC)
Fine. @Epicgenius: epicgenius (talk) 23:12, 25 April 2017 (UTC)
Information icon There is currently a discussion at Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents regarding this circular discussion. The thread is epicgenius is talking to himself. epicgenius (talk) 23:12, 25 April 2017 (UTC)
WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! epicgenius (talk) 23:12, 25 April 2017 (UTC)



Gallery of a fall from grace

From Rampart (film):

An attempt to market the film via the social news website Reddit went "horribly wrong"[9] according to Forbes. A popular feature of Reddit is the "AMA" section (short for 'ask me anything'), where notable people engage in Q&A sessions with the Reddit community.[10] Within this format, Harrelson agreed to answer questions from the users of the site, who were disappointed by his answers, and his apparent misunderstanding of the format,[11] resulting in some of the site's users vowing to "boycott the flick".[12] CNET characterized one of Harrelson's responses as "sheer oozing, all-about-me-ism".[13] Josh Feldman with MediaIte shared the following perspective: "a proxy for the actor basically gave vague answers to half of the questions and in-no-way subtle plugs for his upcoming movie Rampart to the other half. It was a public relations nightmare, and while it certainly raised awareness about the movie, it definitely backfired." Feldman went on to say about the incident, "it came across as robotic and represented an inability to connect with people when it should have been insanely easy to do so." Feldman summarized the lesson learned by stating the following, "When you’re doing an AMA on Reddit, you drop the act and engage with real people. Some will be fans, some won’t, but if you’re just honest and it doesn’t seem like your answers have been planned out, people will respect you for it."[14]

  1. ^ That's New York City, if you are really interested.
  2. ^ a b c d e f g h No, it's false, and you know it.
  3. ^ Finally!
  4. ^ This was true in the 1970s and 1980s. Nowadays, it's all fixed up. No need to worry. (Except for the age of the cars and subway system. That ain't true.)
  5. ^ Also true back in the '70s, though I doubt the veracity of such a claim today.
  6. ^ Apparently.
  7. ^ But seriously though, I do edit at Rap Genius. And I consider myself epic. Just kidding, everyone does...
  8. ^ See here for why. He's really a genius and he is truly epic. Not me, though. However, I'm still interested in him. I even have a Tesla motor to prove it.
    I may be talking about the motor or a car from the car company, though. Take a guess. Hint: It's not what you think.
  9. ^ Hill, Kashmir. "Woody Harrelson's Attempt To Promote New Movie On Reddit Goes Horribly Wrong – Forbes". Forbes.com. Retrieved 17 November 2014. 
  10. ^ "Woody Harrelson Fails on Reddit". Nbcbayarea.com. Retrieved 17 November 2014. 
  11. ^ "Woody Harrelson and the No-Good, Very Bad Reddit AMA". Observer.com. Retrieved 17 November 2014. 
  12. ^ "Reddit Users Mock Woody Harrelson After Interview Fiasco". Usmagazine.com. Retrieved 17 November 2014. 
  13. ^ "Woody Harrelson not cheered by Reddit". Cnet.com. Retrieved 17 November 2014. 
  14. ^ "Woody Harrelson Makes The Internet Cringe: A Need For Authenticity In The Digital Era". Mediaite.com. Retrieved 17 November 2014. 

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their
there
they're
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A, B, and C This user prefers the serial comma.
’s Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
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your
you’re
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less & fewer This user understands the difference between less & fewer.
its & it’s This user understands the difference between its and it’s. So should you.
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than
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2%
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  1. ^ Technically, maybe.
  2. ^ No, not really.
  3. ^ Have you?
  4. ^ Unknown to approximately 109.87506126339 people in the world. Only two people actually know, I think.
  5. ^ Just to spite those who said the Second Avenue Subway shouldn't exist, as well as those that actually made it not exist for a very long time. Yeah John Hylan, we're looking at you. Shame on you and your vendetta against private subways!
  6. ^ Yeah. WP:ANTHWY really exists. Please join! We are currently writing articles about penguin highways and rush hour in Antarctica.
  7. ^ YAY! ALMOST ONE FULL EDIT! THAT's ALMOST 1.0 FULL EDITS!!!
  8. ^ Hooray for the end of userboxes!

Gallery of dumb Wikipedia games

Spammer Bingo

Spammer Bingo is a game (duh!).

Please choose your argument if I reverted your spam.

  1. This is a new and exciting product or service and the community needs to know about it.
    Response: You should consider an advertising budget. I have little confidence in a product or service whose business strategy is predicated on free Wikipedia advertising.
  2. There are other commercial links on the page, what do you have against mine?
    Response: It's still spam. If there are other commercial links on the page, delete them. But if you put your link back, I am deleting it.
  3. Anyone reverting my links must be a shill for my competitor.
    Response: Yes that's it. Based on all the spam reversions I do, I am actually on the payroll of over 5,000 organizations worldwide. My total income generated from this job is over $10 million a year. So you should consider doing what I do rather than spamming for your piddling little product.
  4. This isn't advertising, it's knowledge. How is knowledge spam?
    Response: If it was really knowledge, you would have entered some of that knowledge into the article. Clearly your aim is not education, but making sure that your link is seen.
  5. I have a right to be on Wikipedia.
    Response: You are permitted to do many things on Wikipedia to make it better. You are generally not allowed to advertise. Further about rights, I am only aware of the United States Constitution and Wikipedia spamming isn't really mentioned. If you can point to the relevant passage in your home country's constitution or declaration of human rights, then I shall allow you to spam.
  6. I concede the link is commercial, but it has some content so it should stay.
    Response: You may find this to be a surprise, but I do give consideration to these circumstances and review the material on the link to make a decision. Before you come crying to me, consider these things. Does your content consist of two paragraphs which are more or less a basic definition or description? Does your content discuss why your particular brand is superior in the context of discussing the subject? Is your content already in the article and written by a non-commercial source? If your answer is yes, I will probably revert you. If it is no, let's discuss. If you come here and use reasons 1-5 as your main argument, you are wearing away any benefit of the doubt that I was willing to concede.
  7. Now that you have read this, you need to go back to the beginning and read the external link guidelines and How not to be a spammer. If you had read this earlier, you might not have gotten your link reverted.
  8. Why are you being so mean?
    Response 1: Because of the undying affection of {the author's} fan club. Folks like 207.134.157.248 who likes to spam for hotel booking sites and User:Examcoach who spams his audio books. Of course, There is also 93.173.34.220. We aren't sure what his beef is, but he is from Israel and really loves {the author's} work. This guy is also from Israel and loves my work. Did {the author} show up at a Palastinian fundraiser by mistake? A new addition to the spammer hall of fame represents a hedge fund that he wanted to spam. When the powers that be deleted his article, he attempted to delete some very notable ones in revenge. And there is this person who wants to carry out his personal grievances on Wikipedia. We are assuming he does {the author's talk page|this} because he can't afford a lawyer.
    Response 2: It's not me. Go to {the author's} talk page and ask them.

Thanks guys, your love makes it all worthwhile.

Monopoly!

Can you become the Supreme Leader of the Supreme Cabal?
Wikibreak
Third opinion
$220
Chance
?
Mediation
$220
Arbitration
$240
Jimbo Wales
$200
In the news
$260
On this day
$260
MediaWiki
$150
Did you know
$280
You are banned!
RFA
$200
WIKIOPOLY
FPC
$300
PERM
$180
POTD
$300
Community discussion Community discussion
Editor review
$180
FAC
$320
Developers
$200
Rouge admin
$200
Deletion review
$160
Chance
?
AFD
$140
TFA
$350
Wikimedia Foundation
$150
Edit war
(pay $100)
CSD
$140
Main Page
$400
BANNED!
Just browsing
WikiProject Spam
$120
UAA
$100
Chance
?
AIV
$100
Admin cabal
$200
Teh Drahmaz
(pay $200)
AN
$60
Community discussion ANI
$60
Go
Collect $200 salary as you pass
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New page patrol Bingo!

B I N G O
Semi-literate nonsense Silly "sport" or other game that
article creator made up
Article is totally unreferenced
and unwikified
Resume pretending to be
an encyclopedia article
SEO "article" that belongs
on a content farm
Title of article not
capitalized properly
Company "About us" page passed
off as an encyclopedia article
Article about user generated content
created solely for promotional purposes
10 substubs on geographic
features/villages
Crappy article whose subject resides
on the Indian subcontinent
Yet another MySpace band Article about a SEO firm which
does exactly that
Free space Article about a self-proclaimed
celebrity
Forum with less than 100 users
Article "referenced" only to blogs,
forums and/or social media sites
Article that attempts to import
an external dispute to Wikipedia
Bio written by someone suffering
from delusions of grandeur
First sentence of article
contains "upcoming"
First person spam
Official PR bio passed
off as an encyclopedia article
It is impossible to tell
what the "article" is about
Immature schoolyard nonsense Question that should have been
asked at Yahoo! Answers
Substantial, encyclopedic content

WMF Bingo!

B I N G O
Fundraising Staff member with
zero mainspace edits
Mobile Cynical PR bullshit Gender gap
Brazil Stupid MW extension that
nobody asked for
Clueless staff member(s) Global South Chapters
Neglect for projects
not named Wikipedia
India Free space Nasty interface surprise "Wikipedia has a problem!"
Foundation "initiative" that causes
more problems than it solves
MENA GLAM Feature promised in a month's
time completed a year later
Veto over community
consensus
Localization Editor retention Features that are
actually useful
Community "consultation" on
some wiki nobody visits
Education Program

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