User:Ernestjfishwinkle
I like to write about all different kinds of things.
I like to write poems, stories, songs, loads of different things.
I also like to write about all the different adventures I have with my Alsatian dog Windsock, my dad and my dad's friend Billy.
Billy is scared of kites and claims that he used to be a weatherman until something happened with John Kettley.
My dad always lies to me. He reckons that he had a number one hit called 'It's dead, go get the crayfish'. Despite extensive research I still haven't found out if this is true or not. He also claims to have been a wrestler, but this is definitely not true.
I hope you enjoy reading my work and I hope it makes you happy. I like to make people happy.
Ernest J. Fishwinkle
www.ernestjfishwinkle.com