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Crystal Clear app kalarm.svg It is 13:34:07 on December 12, 2017, according to the server's time and date.
Crystal Clear app clock.svg It is approximately 8:34 AM where this user lives.
This user's standard time zone is UTC-5, but is forced to use UTC-4 during summer.
Windup alarm clock.jpg This user begrudgingly observes Daylight Saving Time.
00:00 This user uses 24-hour time.
My Basic Info
he This user prefers to be referred to using masculine gender pronouns.
Flag of Boston.svg This user lives in or hails from Boston, Massachusetts.
Flag of Massachusetts.svg This user lives in or is from the
United States Commonwealth of Massachusetts.
This user is an ageless immortal.
Star of David.svg This user is of Ashkenazi Jewish ancestry.
atheos This user is an atheist.

Gay flag.svg This user is a member of the LGBT community.
A TransGender-Symbol black-and-white.svg This user is a trans man.
Transgender Pride flag.svg This user is a member of the transgender community.
Gay flag.svg This user identifies as queer.
Pansexuality flag.svg This user identifies as pansexual. Female.svgMale.svg
Aries This user is an Aries.
Dog 2.svg This user was born in the Year of the Dog.
Brain 090407.jpg This user believes that one should never stop feeding one's brain.
Nuvola apps edu miscellaneous.svg This user is an educator.
gk This user is a geek.
INFJ This user's MBTI type is INFJ.
Parent home This user lives in the parental home, and does not intend to leave.
Cincinnati-suburbs-tract-housing.jpg This user grew up in the suburbs.
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This user is farsighted.
LacInt This user is Lactose intolerant
en This user is a native speaker of the English language.
This user is a native speaker of American English.
es-3 Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel avanzado de español.
ase-2 This user can communicate at an intermediate level in American Sign Language.
de-1 Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse.
haw-1 Maʻa ʻole kēia mea hoʻohana i ka ʻōlelo Hawaiʻi.
cmn-1 該用戶能以基本官話進行交流。
... This user would like to be able to speak many more languages.
you one This user knows that one should not use "you" in encyclopedia articles or other formal works.
less & fewer This user understands the difference between less & fewer.
much & many This user understands the difference between much & many.
This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."
This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you’re in need of help.
its & it’s This user understands the difference between its and it’s. So should you.
US vs. UK
This user uses logical quotation marks. Internal punctuation leads to factual errors. It's not a style issue!
; This user knows how to use a semicolon correctly.
Majority ≠ right This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.
“,;:’ This user is a punctuation stickler.
A, B, and C This user prefers the serial comma.
sar-5 This user is an expert at picking up on sarcasm, as well as making sarcastic remarks.
<html> This user can write HTML.
IntS-0 This user has no interest in Internet slang, or talks like an offline person.
LE-0 This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.
H4X0R This user has moderate understanding of Leet (H4X0R), but does not use it..
This user has a basic understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.
Finding me online
@ This user can be reached by email at
Crystal kdmconfig.png This user's IRC nick is FTMichael on the server
This user's Google Talk screenname is
Web This user has a website.
W3C This user validates the mark-up on their webpages.
Talk page icon crystal.png This user spends too much time on Internet forums.
EBay logo.svg This user buys and sells on eBay as ftmichael.
F icon.svg
This user maintains a Facebook profile as Michael Alexander.
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This user subscribes to Lifehacker.
LJ This user maintains a LiveJournal  as ftmichael.
Stuff I use
G This user will use Google before asking dumb questions.
Wikipedia-logo-v2.svg This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
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This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.
Close-up photo of a 3.5-inch floppy disk.jpg This user still remembers these.
My system
Hdd icon.svg This user built his/her own PC.
Crystal 128 penguin.png This user is penguin powered.
*nix This user prefers a *nix operating system.
Ubuntu logo. This user contributes using Ubuntu.
PC This user knows that PC just means personal computer; a computer not running Windows may be a PC.
Free software logos This user uses free software wherever and whenever possible.
RCN This user's Internet service provider is RCN.
George Washington dollar.jpg This user tracks their money on Where's George?
Firefox Logo, 2017.svg This user contributes using Firefox.
MS This user does not use Microsoft products.
GeditLogo2010.png This user creates websites with gedit.
Pyrrhula pyrrhula female 2.jpg This user enjoys the
Picture of the Day.¤

HP This user is a Harry Potter fan.
G This user is a Gryffindor.
PC This user listens to podcasts.
Computer n screen.svg This user is interested in computer science.
Cocacola-1917.png This user prefers Coca-Cola over Pepsi.
Flag of England.svg This user is an Anglophile.
Sciences humaines.svg This user loves knowledge.
Exquisite-kfm home.png This user prefers to play games on a PC.
PS2-Fat-Console-Set.jpg This user enjoys PlayStation 2 games.
Hard This user plays Guitar Hero on hard.
STAR TREK Ftmichael is a fan of Star Trek: The Next Generation. TNG
XN Fruehjahrswiese 00.jpg This user loves the Spring.
 SOBER  This user is alcohol free.
Canis lupus laying in grass.jpg This user's favourite animal is the Grey Wolf.
This user firmly believes that this is a better world because of the presence of dogs. Hand puppet laudi.jpg
Peace symbol.svg This user rejects any violence towards women. Pink ribbon.svg
Light blue ribbon.svg This user is against child abuse in all forms.
MSF This user supports Médecins Sans Frontières.
Blue ribbon.svg This user is a member of Wikipedians against censorship.
Pink ribbon.svg This user supports the fight against breast cancer.
PD-icon.svg This user is against DRM.
Against cyberbullying.svg This user is against cyberbullying.
BlankMap-World6.svg This user is opposed to regional lockout.
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This user does not smoke.
The No Smoking sign This user is against smoking.
Drawn love hearts.svg This user supports the inclusion of sex education in school systems.
A coloured voting box.svg This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote.
A coloured voting box.svg This user does not trust electronic voting machines.
Urbine221dc.jpg This user supports the use of green energy.
Wind-turbine-icon.svg This user supports
renewable energy
Recycle001.svg This user is interested in recycling issues.
respect This user respects others' religions and realises not all people wish to follow the same path.
Dome 1.jpg This user believes in the separation of church and state. ReligionSymbolAbr.PNG
Female.svgMale.svg This user supports gender equality.
Liberty-statue-from-below.jpg This user supports the ACLU.
Female.svg This user is a feminist.
NHS NNUH entrance.jpg
This user supports
universal health care.
Camouflage.svg This user is against involuntary military service.
Star of life2.svg This user supports stem cell research.
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This user is anti-abortion and pro-choice.
No death penalty.svg This user believes that the death penalty should never be used.*
"No smoking" sign with text This user supports the ban on smoking in public places.
This user strongly supports
strict gun control
HRC As a supporter of gay rights, this user loathes the Human Rights Campaign and wonders who they really serve.
John Gower world Vox Clamantis detail.jpg This user realizes that educated people from the Middle Ages already thought that the Earth was spherical.
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This user realizes that the Earth isn't an oblate spheroid, but rather a close approximation of one.
Hubble ultra deep field.jpg This user believes that the Universe began with a bang.
Baseball (crop).jpg This user plays baseball.
Shadow Karate Kick.jpg This user is a Karateka.
BOS This user is a fan of the
Boston Red Sox
NE This user is a fan of the
New England Revolution
BOS This user is a fan of the
Boston Celtics
BOS This user is a fan of the
Boston Bruins
ubx-5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
Userbox prefer.svg This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.

I have discovered Userboxes. Be afraid.

One of my favorite Wikipedia pages is List_of_common_misconceptions.