User:IPs are people too
| This user is new to Wikipedia. Please assume good faith, remain civil, and be calm, patient, helpful, and polite while they become accustomed to Wikipedia and its intricacies. |
They are, you know.
My opinion on Uncyclopedia is it's an anti-discrimination activist's nightmare. You can actually be blocked for saying one kind word about women, homosexuals, or non-white ethnicities.

| US | This user uses American English. |
(quite obsessively)
| This user is a citizen of the United States of America. |
| This user is a resident of the U.S. State of New York. |
| ♂ | This contributor to Wikipedia is male. |
| This user scored 30 on the Wikipediholic test (revision 1164654750). |
| This user has a website. |
And you're lookin' at it.
This user is mildly surprized that there is such a thing as WikiProject Bacon.
yay 100 edits
Often, a Wikipedia article will be replaced with a redirect, similarly to this.
The disproportionate amount of ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ English articles can be attributed to the original author being an American IP who used a lot of typos, some of which happened to be the ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ spelling. And then the Brits jumped at their ill-gotten opportunity.