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User:Insertcleverphrasehere

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The absurdly detailed NPP article review flowchart which I developed to guide new reviewers.

Activity level:
I am currently: Active. Ping me and I'll respond later in the day. Note that my time zone is Greenwich Mean Time.

Areas of interest[edit]

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Stuff I do occasionally:[edit]

About Me[edit]

I am an engineering geologist and an American ex-pat and lived in New Zealand most of my life, living and working in the United Kingdom (London). My work off-wiki is geotechnical investigation and rope access.

In my dealings with other editors, I find it helpful to first apply Hanlon's Razor.

I had a much older account when I was a teenager, which I lost access to (later restored). It is permanently inactive except for testing purposes.

I will usually respond relatively promptly if you ping me by name, as the system generates an email for me.

Random stuff:[edit]

This section is a hodgepodge of random stuff and/or links I find useful and/or funny. It is intentionally disorganised.

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RfA candidate S O N S% Ending (UTC) Time left Dups? Report
Sir Sputnik 99 1 1 99 16:00, 21 October 2018 5 days, 22 hoursno report
RfB candidate S O N S% Ending (UTC) Time left Dups? Report

Last updated by cyberbot ITalk to my owner:Online at 17:00, 15 October 2018 (UTC)

Chart of the New Pages Patrol backlog for the past 6 months. (Purge) edit

Find a random AfC submission
Noia 64 apps karm.svg This user has been on Wikipedia for 4 years, 4 months and 1 day.
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Over 9000! userbox.pngThis user has made OVER 9000! edits to the English language Wikipedia.
Crystal Clear app tutorials (English-language variant).pngThis user has created 18 articles on the English-language Wikipedia.
Symbol support vote.svgThis user helped promote 3 good articles on Wikipedia.
Symbol question.svgThis user has written or expanded 5 articles featured in the Did You Know section on the Main Page.
Star of life.svgThis user scored 448.5 on the Wikipediholic test (revision 790826525).
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German walk into a bar and ignore the barman, even when he asks them what they want. He waves his hands and angrily asks, "Do you see me here?" They each reply. "Yes." "Oui." "Si." "Ja."

Science is the adjustment of belief based on what is observed.
Faith is the denial of observation, so that belief can be preserved.
Ideology is the denial of reality, despite observation, so that belief can be preserved.

Barnstars and other praise

Potguru POTSTICKER award.png You dope, I sent a POTSTICKER!
Thank you for contributing to the discussion. Your voice is well received. Potguru (talk) 05:19, 24 January 2016 (UTC)


Barnstar of Diligence Hires.png The Barnstar of Diligence
For your co-editing with me to the article on Lere Oyewumi‎. AI RPer (talk) 11:05, 4 October 2016 (UTC) 11:02, 4 October 2016 (UTC)


Choco chip cookie.png Thank you very much for reviewing my first post to Wikipedia!. It's appreciated Natasha.Alexander (talk) 10:20, 6 October 2016 (UTC)


Original Barnstar Hires.png The Original Barnstar
thank for reviewing my pages Kyeopta09 (talk) 12:58, 25 January 2017 (UTC)


Star*.svg Gold star for your hard work !
Hey, thanks for being understanding. Here's a gold star for you! It's pretty! Nepalideveloper (talk) 17:13, 25 January 2017 (UTC)


Original Barnstar Hires.png The Original Barnstar
Thanks for the help on the EternalRocks article. I added a bit of info to your initial edit, some more copyediting, and sourcing. That shit was a mess. Frevangelion (talk) 23:32, 25 May 2017 (UTC)


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Thank you for the work that you do patrolling new pages. It is noticed and appreciated. TonyBallioni (talk) 03:59, 27 July 2017 (UTC)


Barnstar-abc.png The Helping Hand Barnstar
Thank you for all your help working with new users during the Women in Science workshop – it made a big difference to the day, and several participants commented on how great it was to have experienced editors around to help them. Giantflightlessbirds (talk) 10:48, 9 August 2017 (UTC)


SpecialBarnstar.png The Special Barnstar
Thank you so much, Insertcleverphrasehere - by name and nature - for one of the most important statements of the year. I have searched for years to find an apt comparison of the two systems, and with this you just did it. Kudpung กุดผึ้ง (talk) 01:10, 23 September 2017 (UTC)


Team Barnstar Hires.png The Teamwork Barnstar
I really appreciate your great efforts in persuading other wikipedians to combat the backlog that we are currently facing at the moment. Also I have noticed that you have been a consistent new pages reviewer in recent times. Abishe (talk) 16:20, 21 November 2017 (UTC)


Special Barnstar Hires.png The Special Barnstar
Thank you for your work to Wikipedia. HindWikiConnect 16:25, 9 December 2017 (UTC)


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Thanks a lot for making our cabal grow by inviting so many editors! Face-grin.svg
usernamekiran(talk) 21:46, 10 December 2017 (UTC)


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The New Page Patroller's Barnstar

For inviting new patrollers and thereby reducing the backlog. -- Dlohcierekim (talk) 05:43, 21 December 2017 (UTC)


Special Barnstar Hires.png The Special Barnstar
Thank you for your all of contribution to Wikipedia.  Masum Ibn Musa  Conversation 10:30, 1 January 2018 (UTC)


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For completing over 250 reviews during the 2018 NPP New Year Backlog Drive you are awarded this Special Edition Barnstar.


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For maintaining a streak of at least 50 reviews per week during the 2018 NPP New Year Backlog drive, you are awarded the Geneva drive.


Graphic Designer Barnstar Hires.png The Graphic Designer's Barnstar
Your flowchart is very useful! Thanks a bunch! SweetCanadianMullet (talk) 00:09, 11 February 2018 (UTC)


Original Barnstar Hires.png The Original Barnstar
Thank you for all your hard work on the Treaty of Waitangi page for the GA nomination. Your amendments have significantly improved the article's content and shifted it closer to NPOV. Your efforts are very much appreciated. Te Karere (talk) 09:38, 25 May 2018 (UTC)


Original Barnstar.png The Original Barnstar
Thank you for all your work coordinating and running NPP and the recent backlog drive! Your hard work is always appreciated! SEMMENDINGER (talk) 20:10, 5 July 2018 (UTC)