- The place of worship is a Piste of Otis.
- The Leaders of this religion are called Breads which are:
- Pita is Tom Hume.
- Hedgehog is Alex Lawencre.
- Tiger is James Beattie.
- The God of the religion is Otis Gilbert.
- The Anti God is Shaw M.
- If you are a follower you are called a Ote.
- The holybook is called 'Seven Teachings of Otis'.
- Wear colourful socks.
- Laugh like Otis which sounds like a rapid intake of air.
- Believe we are just atoms on a piece of toast.
- Ask why.
- If you have bad hand to eye coordination you are more like Otis.
- Invest in flour mills.
- Create a toaster that imprints the symbol of Otism on to the bread.
- The animal of this regilion is a 'Chamelearmaduckfishsnake' which can:
- Can blend into its surroundings
- It has a human brain
- Spits hummus
- Shots poison barbs from its fingers
- Opposable thumbs on its feet