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Hey Everyone![edit]

Vandalism to my page is ok, so long as it is is in good faith and there is no profanity and the page isn't blanked, I'll revert it myself when I get bored with it. It humors me. Removing this message or the transcluded licensing provisions below are prohibited.

I M BORED. I M COOL. I M NINJA. YAY!!! I was on Ask A Ninja Episode 30! I rock ... out loud. Aren't I soooo cool? Camp starts on June 26th. Aaaah, can't wait... wow... do you think i use "..." too much? If you look below, there's about one million, seven-hundred-seventy-one thousand, eight-hundred-sixty-four userboxes. Or 300, I'm not quite sure... whatever...

Things That I hate[edit]

Things to Never Say to a Girl[edit]

  • You really need to use Proactiv...
  • I hope you're on a diet...
  • Does your face hurt? because it's killing me!
  • You make my erection go down...
  • (when she's talking, after she finishes) *pause*...I'm sorry, I was distracted by the size of your _____ (teeth, ears, etc...)
  • If I were gonna leave tomorrow, would you cry for me? Because I'd never shed a tear for you. (inside joke)

My Userbox Collection[edit]

Well, here you go...

Ron plays.JPG This user plays the double bass, and thus requires this extra-large userbox to show it.
Bongo.jpg This user plays the bongos.
5-string bass.png This user plays the bass guitar.
Clarinets german.jpg This user plays the clarinet.
Cello front side.png This user plays the cello.
Platin Drums PTCL2016 AF.jpg
This user is a drummer.
Euphonium1.JPG This user plays the euphonium.
Flute Head.JPG This user plays the flute.
🎸 This user plays the guitar.
French-horn.png This user plays the horn.
m This user plays the marimba.
Modular-icon.png This user is a modular synthesizer player, user, tweaker, and/or builder.
Oboe modern.jpg This user plays the oboe.
oca This user plays the ocarina.
Steinway Schriftzug.jpg This user plays the piano.
Recorder.jpg This user plays the recorder.
Saxophone f3559080.jpg This user plays the saxophone.
sax This user plays the saxophone and can use circular breathing on it.
Nuvola apps kcmmidi.png This user is a softsynth player.
Nuvola apps kcmmidi.png This user is a synthesizer player.
Trumpet 1.jpg This user plays the trumpet.
Posaune.gif This user plays the trombone.
Ukulele1.png This user plays the ukulele.
Playing viola.jpg This user plays the viola.
Old violin.jpg This user plays the violin.
bal This user plays the Балалайка.
Manamana 001.jpg This user plays the djembe.
fife This user plays the fife.
MORE This user has more userboxes.
Guitarhero-controller.jpg This user is a Guitar Hero, which is way more impressive than real guitar.
cRap This user can't stand rap music.
6G iPod.svg This user has an iPod.
{{user band-0b|Marillion}}
band-3 This user likes Hoobastank.
Crystal Clear app kguitar.svg This user enjoys rock music.
Musical note nicu bucule 01.svg This user likes most types of music.
This user is an ageless immortal.
Template:User delphine
Rubiks cube solved.jpg This user can solve a Rubik's Cube without cheating.
Riskgame2.png This user plays Risk.
Riskgame2.png This user is attacking you with all three dice.
S1 This user is a Scrabble player.
Applications-games.svg This user is a poker legend.
cvg-5 This user is a professional gamer.
Wii console.png This user prefers the Wii & Xbox 360 over the PS3. Xbox 360 S.png
Wii console.png This user plays Wii online. Their Wii Number is 0182-5177-6937-5298.
This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money.
Crystal Clear app date.png Today is 24 March 2017
Crystal Clear app kalarm.svg This user has too much time on his hands.
Crystal Clear app aim3.png This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.
Earthshine 2005-09-01.jpg This user is nocturnal. Square-townsend-fledermaus.jpg
No Day Like Today.jpg This user doesn't sleep.
No Day Like Today.jpg This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time.
Back left.JPG This user had a flux capacitor seized by the FBI.
This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today.
This user's time zone changes every so many days/weeks/months.
V This user is a vegetarian.
Fruit Stall in Barcelona Market.jpg This user is a Fruitarian.
raw This user is a raw foodist.
V for vegan bulge zoom blur.png This user is vegan.
MORE This user has more userboxes.
Steak This user is a carnivore.
MeatSteakSmall.jpg This user is a carnivore.
Dinnermealicon.JPG This user is an omnivore.
Caffeine.svg This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.
Vegemiteontoast large.jpg This user has eaten Vegemite and is thankfully still alive.
Muffin NIH.jpg This user enjoys muffins.
Fried egg, sunny side up.jpg This user enjoys their egg with the sunny side up.
Prime.jpg This user prefers rare steak.
Salmon sushi cut.jpg This user eats sushi.
Brownies.jpg This user loves brownies.
Stilles Mineralwasser.jpg This user drinks water regularly.
H2O This user is H2O intolerant. Achoo!
Green Tea.jpg This user drinks green tea.
Yvonne Craig Batgirl.JPG This user is against the recent portrayal of Cassandra Cain as a villain.
Joker This user promises that no matter what happens, you'll die laughing...
VWORP This user is a Doctor Who fan.
Dr. Who This user has been a Doctor Who fan since the First Doctor. 1st
Dr. Who This user likes the Daleks better than the Cybermen.
Dr. Who This User likes the Cybermen better than the Daleks.
Dr. Who This User can't decide which is better, the Daleks or the Cybermen?
Dr. Who "I say...would you like a Jelly Baby?"
Police Box.JPG This user wants Rose to be his companion.
MORE This user has more userboxes.
Ananas comosus slices.jpg This user DOES NOT live in a pineapple under the sea.
¡ This user knows the Chewbacca Defense and is not afraid to use it!
59+ This user has made more than 59 contributions to Wikipedia.
Userboxes Rock! This user is a userbox!
Crystal kthememgr.svg This user recently discovered how to use userboxes.
Crystal package.png This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!
Userboxes in Userboxes! This user has userboxes in their userboxes!
ubx-5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
ubx-n This user communicates exclusively via userboxes.
Ouroboros.png This user has no userboxes on their userpage.
Userbox love.svg This user loves userboxes.
Mmm, userboxes This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible.
Camera-video.svg This user enjoys filmmaking.
Garnknäuel gefärbt.jpg This user enjoys knitting.
Origami bird.png This user enjoys origami.
Musical note nicu bucule 01.svg This user enjoys singing.
Romeo,Lilli & Mog.jpg
This user's home is overrun with cats.
No smoking symbol.svg
This user does not smoke.
Crystal Clear app kbattleship.png This user just sank your battleship.
Crystal Clear app amor.png This user is a Little People enthusiast
Crystal Clear app amor.png This user is a Little People enthusiast
Crystal Clear app amor.png This user is a Little People enthusiast
Crystal Clear app amor.png This user is a Little People enthusiast
Crystal Clear app amor.png This user is a Little People enthusiast
MUTCD R1-1.svg This user stops the cars and waves in the children, then stops the children and waves in the cars.
WIB? This user knows that the question is: Will It Blend?
Nuvola apps edu science.svg This user is a chemist.
Hazelton coal miners.jpg This user is a coal miner.
Nuvola apps display.png This user is a code monkey.
Musical note nicu bucule 01.svg This user is a professional musician.
Camera-photo.svg This user is a professional photographer.
Feed-icon headphones.svg This user is a podcaster.
Psi and Caduceus.svg This user is a psychiatrist.
Psi2.svg This user is a psychologist.
Psi2.svg This user is a psychotherapist.
This user is a quantum physicist.
Cessna172-CatalinaTakeOff.JPG This user is a certified aircraft pilot.
Bluelighs black.png This user is a Jedi.
Red lightsaber.png
This user is a
Dark Lord of the Sith.
This user owns these lightsabers.
LightSabers OrgYel.jpg
This user does own these lightsabers, even though they never appear in the movies. Gwahaha!
Milky Way 2005.jpg This user is a
Citizen of the Galaxy
and nothing else matters.
The Blue Marble.jpg This user is visiting from an alternate universe.
This user has set foot in 7 continents of the world.
Parent home This user is bound to live in the parental home due to his/her age, but wants to leave.
Cincinnati-suburbs-tract-housing.jpg This user grew up in the suburbs.
Self-serve gas map.svg This user does not pump his or her own gas.
Self-serve gas map.svg This user pumps their own gas.
The Earth seen from Apollo 17.jpg This user has left the planet Earth 0 times.
* This user can be found on most, if not all, IM networks!
Uncyclopedia logo notext.svg This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia.
George Washington dollar.jpg This user tracks their money on Where's George?
Wikipedia-logo-v2.svg This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
Butterfly rainbow colored.png This user uses MSN Hotmail as a primary email service.
Mozilla Firefox logo 2013.svg This user thinks an explorer can't be better than a fox! Icon - Blue globe with a gold orbit.png
os This user uses an operating system.
Vista userbox graphic.png This user uses Vista Ultimate.
2000- This user is still using
Microsoft Office 2000 or older
Left monitorRight monitor This user has a dual monitor configuration.
Toes.jpg This user types with their feet.
b This user supports Blu-ray.
Nuvola apps remote.png This user contributes using a wireless connection.
This user has NO personality.
|\|0 This user is 133+$p33k!|\|g!!!
Politi1.jpg This user has a Police radio.
SHA-1.svg This user is a cryptologist and actually understands how SHA works.
λ This user is fluent in Lambda calculus.
6×9=42 This user jokes in base 13.
Letter Pi.svg
Pi ≈ 3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510 58209 74944 59230 78164 06286 20899 86280 34825 34211 70679 82148 08651 32823 06647 09384 46095 50582 23172 53594 08128 48111 74502 84102 70193 85211 05559 64462 29489 54930 38196 44288 10975 66593 34461 28475 64823 37867 83165 27120 19091 45648 56692 34603 86104 54326 64821 33936 07260 24914 12737 24587 00660 63155 81748 81520 92096 28292 54091 71536 43678 92590 36001 13305 30548 82046 65213 84146 95194 15116 09...
This user knows by heart an unspecified number of digits in the decimal representation of pi.
=1 This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1, but acquired a migraine learning it.
Answer to Life.png This user knows the Ultimate Answer.
id1 This user knows that yellow pigs have 17 eyelashes. 17
Pigeonhole.jpg This user exploits the pigeonhole principle.
Travel problem.svg This user knows how to travel 1 mile due south, due east, then due north and end up where they started. [1]
right-minded This user believes that only left-handed users are in their right minds.
Viking Image.gif This user is a Norseman.
This user is of Teutonic and Celtic ancestry.
Flag of Jamaica.svg This user is proud of their Jamaican ancestry
Flag of Japan.svg This user is of Japanese ancestry.
Ireland Éireannach
This user is Irish
Public domain This user comes from Canada.
Michelangelo Buonarroti 017.jpg This user does not claim to be of any ancestry at all.
This user likes to ride lines.
END This user has no more userboxes.

More Crap...[edit]

Now is the time for me to say a few shout-outs. 1) If you actually read all of those userboxes, you probably have WAAAAY too much time on your hands. Way to Go! 2) I finished the wikipedia page about Cedar lake camp. YAY! 3) sXephil and robresnick rock! (myspace) 4) If you have any questions, you can Instant Message me at MaximusClavious (I use AIM), or you can email me at 5) CLC is the best, no doubt. 6) you can't top this... 7) Glick and the Clav rock on eternally 8) someone please help me get a life 9) The movie I am filming is doing pretty well 10)I SERIOUSLY NEED SOME MORE ACTORS AND WARDROBE AAAAAAAAAAAH!


A Barnstar!
The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar

Given to Maximusclavious, for tireless, immediate and perfectly done reverting. Congratulations to Tawker and Joshbuddy for the wonderful coding, which makes all of our 'jobs' easier! —Vanderdeckenξφ 19:10, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
A Barnstar!
The Original Barnstar

Here's an award for you, a barnstar awarded to you for your reversion of vandalism to the Intro page. Jared W 16:20, 5 May 2006 (UTC)
A Barnstar!
The Barnstar of Diligence

Awarded to Maximusclavious for Wikipedian community service. Thanks for making our lives easier! EvocativeIntrigue 17:11, 10 May 2006 (UTC)
A Barnstar!
The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar

Almost never wrong, your bot is just like a human. In fact, too much like a human... Master of Puppets That's hot. 05:19, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
A Barnstar!
The Tireless Contributor Barnstar

For just rolling and rolling and rolling back vandalism, I award Maximusclavious this barnstar.--digital_me(t/c) 22:15, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
A Barnstar!
The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar (old version for variety!)

For always beating me to reverts, I curse you forever! (But give you a shiny star for being so darned useful.)Goldom (t) (Review) 04:53, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
A Barnstar!
The Optimistic's Star

For reverting endlessly even when vandals are coming at all directions. And for always beating me at revertion. Leon2323
11:23, 17 July 2006 (UTC)
A Barnstar!
The Tireless Contributor Barnstar

Thanks for your over 100000 Edits! USADude 13:04, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
A Barnstar!
An award of some sort!

For cleaning up vandalism. It actually beat me to some pages, which I'm quite suprised at! Keep up the good work, boy bot! We need you here!

Now, if we can give a chamber pot award to the vandals... --AAA! 11:17, 17 October 2006 (UTC)

A Barnstar!
The Mojtaba Saminejad Vandal

thanks for your attention to Mojtaba Saminejad's page and keeping away vandalists!
A Barnstar!
The George Washington Vandal

A Barnstar!
The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar

I know you're a bot, but even bots deserve barnstars. This one is for your helping to stop the AOL Vandal. TehKewl1 07:20, 27 June 2006 (UTC)
A Barnstar!
The Barnstar of Tireless, Robotic Reversion

For beating me to the punch countless times, I award Maximusclavious this fancy barnstar. --Mr. Lefty Talk to me! 20:09, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
A Barnstar!
Peace Medal Barnstar

For protecting really important articles like Civilian casualties, despite only being only a bot and not yet understanding that war is wrong, I award Maximusclavious this internationally recognised peace medal. Addhoc 10:28, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
A Barnstar!
The Protecting-Your-Own Barnstar

Awarded for your lightning-fast defense of AWK (programming language), even if you weren't written in it. May all your edits be true, and your code never falter. — ghoti 05:08, 11 September 2006 (UTC)
A Barnstar!
The Really Cool barnstar

Wow, you've beaten me to the punch so many times... For consistently defending Wikipedia's articles from the claws of annoying page-blanking vandals, and signifigantly lowering my edit count in the process, I award you this really cool thing.  Daniel 123  ►  01:57, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
A Barnstar!
The Lovestar

This is for being loved by many. I want to eat your children, and I think your uterus is on fire. TehKewl1 15:20, 09 October 2006 (UTC)
A Barnstar!
The VandalKiller Award

With your honor and value, no vandal can be left unpunished! Thank you! — Preceding unsigned comment added by (talkcontribs)
Working Man's Barnstar.png : 1.1em;" | The Working Man's Bot's Barnstar
For keeping vandals away, huzzar! While you can never have too many anti-vandalism barnstars, I thought something different may be in order. --h2g2bob 17:47, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
Gamebarnstar.PNG The Games Barnstar
A great bot,it's so good programated,it help us so much, best bot ever =D . --Samuelgames
A Barnstar!

On behalf of the Military History Wikiproject, I herby present the Military History WikiProject Distinguished Service Award to Maximusclavious for its outstanding efforts to keep our USS George H. W. Bush article vandal free. Congradulations! TomStar81 (Talk) 07:10, 11 November 2006 (UTC)
Barnstar of Reversion2.png The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar
For beating me to the rollback button every single time. Keep up the good work! Bushcarrot 15:46, 19 November 2006 (UTC)
Mobil 1 motor oil.jpg A Tasty Treat
A refreshing award for my robot friend, a nice glass of motor oil. Enjoy!KeNNy 14:14, 20 November 2006 (UTC)
Barnstar of Reversion2.png The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar
You are beating me at a farily quickly rate catching vandalism. In this Defcon 2 state we need al the hepl we can get, and this bot works wonders. It's improving every day on catchign vandalism too, so I award you this barnstar. Wizardman 18:24, 28 November 2006 (UTC)
Original Barnstar.png The Averrossian Barnstar (Okay, just a regular one)
You've done a great job at keeping the peace in Wikipedia. But, when you were passing through my farm and spent the night, did you sleep with my daughters? --Averross 14:14, 1 December 2006 (UTC)}}
A Barnstar!
The You-Have-A-Lot-of-Barnstars Barnstar

For acquiring 25 barnstars, I award you this barnstar. Although technically, this makes it 26. Sketch-The-Fox 21:32, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
Barnstar of Reversion2.png The RickK anti-vandalism barnstar
Wikipedian of the year, 2006. -- Jeandré, 2006-12-19t21:56z
Purple Star.png The Purple Star
Given in recognition for having one of the most vandalised user pages. Timrollpickering 03:31, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

Barnstar-lightbulb3.png The Technology Barnstar
This Barnstar is awarded to Maximusclavious for reverting vandalism to the Blu-ray page in under 10 seconds. I don't know what you did to make this bot, but it ROCKS!!!! J.delanoy 17:03, 31 January 2007 (UTC)