User:Mindspillage/inigo

Quotes

• "But we had consensus!" "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
• "Jimbo Wales IS the brute squad."
• "No, not to {{test5}}!"
• "You bested my Spaniard, so you must have studied. And in studying, you would have learnt that Wikipedia is not a democracy."
• "No more edit wars! I mean it!" "Anybody want a peanut?"
• "You killed my article. Prepare to die!"
• "There's a shortage of perfect stubs in this world. 'Twould be a pity to damage yours."
• "When I was your age, encyclopedias were called books. And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today I'm gonna read Wikipedia to you."
• "The article was speedied, or was an hour ago. If it is otherwise when I find it I shall be very put out."
• "Is very strange. I have been in the revert business so long, now that it's over, I don't know what to do with the rest of Wikipedia."
• "Good night, new user. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely block you in the morning."
• "[raspy voice] The Pit of Wikipedia! Don't even think of trying to escape!"

• ArbCom : "Ever since Jimbo blocked him, his confidence has been shattered."
• Willy on Wheels : "Why'd you say that name? You promised me you would never say that name!"
• ArbCom : "What, Jimbo Wales?"
• Willy on Wheels : "Aahaahh!"
• ArbCom : Jimbo! Jimbo! Jimbo!
• Willy on Wheels : "I'm making more sockpuppets!"

• Volunteer: Where am I?
• Mindspillage: [raspy voice] The Mailroom of Despair! Don't even think...
• [clears throat]
• Mindspillage: ... don't even think about trying to escape. The messages come in far too quick. Don't dream of getting your friends to help you, either; the only way in is secret. Only Sannse, UninvitedCompany, and I know how to get in and out.
• Volunteer: So I'm here till I quit?
• Mindspillage: Until we invalidate your account, yeah.
• ...
• Volunteer: So it's to be torture?
• Mindspillage: [nods enthusiastically]
• Volunteer: I can cope with torture.
• Mindspillage: [shakes head enthusiastically]
• Volunteer: Don't believe me?
• Mindspillage: You survived RfA, so you must be very brave, but no one withstands OTRS.