As is traditional on these occasions, Samantha went along to the gramophone library earlier to collect the teams' records. It's pitch black down there, so Samantha and the elderly archivist have taken to searching the shelves by candle light, which can be messy, so while Samantha passes down the discs, the nice man holds the ladder while he cleans the dust and wax off in the dark.
Thank you for being nice, rational and a reasonable editor on WP. Life is too short to deal with trolling! Jooojay (talk) 02:42, 4 January 2018 (UTC)
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