User:NiciVampireHeart/Quotes

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Some Quotes To Live By[edit]

Deep Quotes[edit]

  • "Do not die to meet me, live to love me." - Jeff Hardy
  • "If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything." - Matt Hardy
  • "You know, some people take peace of mind and confuse it with lack of passion." - Rob Van Dam
  • "Be a good person…do everything right…it doesn't guarantee you anything." - Owen Hart
  • "Teens are always shown as one dimensional. They're stereotyped. When I was in high school, I cared about more than getting a date or making the team." - Jared Leto
  • "If the eyes are the windows to the soul, you're not going to like the view." - The Undertaker
  • From Stand By Me
Chris: I'm never gonna get out of this town am I, Gordie?
Gordie: You can do anything you want, man.
Chris: Yeah, sure. Give me some skin.
Gordie: I'll see ya.
Chris: Not if I see you first.
  • Losing all hope was freedom. - From Fight Club
  • "If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people in the world?" - Stephen Fry
  • "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." - Angelina Jolie
  • "You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to get you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the street, I know you look both ways." - Gregory House
  • "Like I always say, there's no "I" in "team." There is a "me," though, if you jumble it up." - Gregory House
  • "Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant." - Stella Bonasera, CSI: NY
  • "It never ceases to amaze me how men of higher education can commit such stupid crimes." - Mac Taylor, CSI: NY
  • "I submit to you that if a man has not discovered something that he will die for, he isn't fit to live." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
  • "The Chinese use two brush strokes to write the word "crisis". One brush stroke stands for danger; the other for opportunity. In a crisis, be aware of the danger — but recognize the opportunity." - John F. Kennedy
  • "At some point you have to make a decision. Boundaries don't keep other people out; they fence you in. Life is messy, that's how we're made. So you can waste your life drawing lines or you can live your life crossing them. But there are some lines that are way too dangerous to cross. Here's what I know, If you're willing to take a chance, the view from the other side is spectacular." - Meredith Grey
  • "The only difference between a madman and I is that I am not mad" - Salvador Dalí
  • "Give me Liberty, or give me Death!" - Patrick Henry
  • "I love you. It's a poor excuse for what I'm doing, but it's still true." - Edward Cullen (Twilight)
  • "If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same" - If—

Deeper Quotes[edit]

Please note the sarcasm

  • "Fuck you, Edge." - Matt Hardy
  • "I don't suck!" - Kurt Angle
  • "Get a look at greatness." - Randy Orton
  • "Burn in Hell, you son of a bitch" - Shane McMahon
  • "I've got bigger balls than every man in this arena!" - Stephanie McMahon
  • "I am not a nugget!" - Owen Hart
  • "I may not dress like Satan anymore, but I’m still down with the Devil, and I will go medieval on your ass." - The Undertaker
  • "You said that life is a bitch, well I'm here to tell ya punk; payback's a bitch!" - The Undertaker
  • "I've always liked Saturn. But I also have some sympathy for Pluto because I heard it's been downgraded from a planet, and I think it should remain a planet. Once you've given something planetary status it's kind of mean to take it away." - Jared Leto
  • "I think animal testing is cruel. They get nervous and get all the answers wrong." - Stephen Fry
  • "But it does have one moon. It's called the moon." - Alan Davis on Qi, Episode A.02
  • Qi Episode A.06
Stephen Fry: "Now, Jo, what's rather attractive about the Army of Costa Rica?"
Jo Brand: "They've got a pulse?"
  • Qi Episode A.08
[on James Bond creator Ian Flemming]
Stephen Fry: "He has this strange idea that homosexuals can't whistle, for example."
[briefly feigns inability to whistle]
Alan Davies: [quietly] "Is that because they've always got cock in their mouth?"
[Stephen hides his head on the desk for some time]
Stephen Fry: "I want you to go and stand in the corner!"
  • Qi Episode B.01
[On Stephen Fry's comment that he had prep school tailors]:
Sean Lock: "You had a tailor? For that suit you had made up when you were five? Were you born in the 1850's?"
Stephen Fry: "It was a particular outfitter. The school outfitter."
Sean Lock: [mimics tailor] "Which side does young sir dress on?"
Alan Davies: "They should know that. It's written on the bathroom wall."
Stephen Fry: Oh, heavens. "Why did I even bring it up?"
Sean Lock: "Did you have to get measured up for shorts?"
Stephen Fry: "Oh, Lord."
Bill Bailey: [mimics tailor] "Would sir like to wear a cravat on the cross country run?" [puts a pipe in his mouth and mimes running]
Stephen Fry: "You're all such beasts."
Sean Lock: [mimics tailor] "I suggest a cummerbund for geography."
  • Qi Episode B.11
[on the inventor of the Hokey Cokey]
Stephen Fry: "He died in 1996; what happened at his funeral?"
Alan Davies: "Oh, it was terrible, they couldn't get him into his coffin."
Stephen Fry: "Why was that?"
Alan Davies: "Well, they put the left leg in... Then the trouble started."
  • House Episode 1.1
Dr. House: Everybody lies.
Dr. Cameron: Dr. House doesn't like dealing with patients.
Dr. Foreman: Isn't treating patients why we became doctors?
Dr. House: No, treating illnesses is why we became doctors. Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable.
  • House Episode 1.3
Dr. Cameron: Men should grow up.
Dr. House: Yeah, and dogs should stop licking their workplace-acceptable euphemism for testicles. It's not going to happen.
  • "I think the Italians got it right. Live to eat, not eat to live." - Stella Bonasera, CSI: NY
  • CSI: NY Episode 3:18
Stella Bonasera: "They say burning is the most painful of deaths."
Danny Messer: "I love that. How do they know? What'd they take a poll? '64% of dead people surveyed ..."
  • "The only person that can keep a promise that big is God, and I haven't seen him holding a scalpel lately." - Preston Burke, Grey's Anatomy
  • "I'm so happy I'm Mary Freakin' Poppins." - Miranda Bailey, Grey's Anatomy.
  • "Dúirt mé leat go raibh mé breoite" - Spike Milligan's epitah