# User:Oxinabox

[b]▓▓▓Deus ex machina▓▓▓ [/b] vaticinium ex eventu
"god from the machine", "prophesy after the event"

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 bas This user can program in BASIC.
 vb This user is a Visual Basic programmer.
 prog-N This user thinks in bytecode and dreams of electric sheep.
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 SI This user uses the metric system and loves it.
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## ${\displaystyle \sum _{i=1}^{\infty }{1 \over i^{2}}}$ This user is likes sumnation notation

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### they should pobably all be deleated

#### that way they can like a deformed tree grow back properly

##### can you even have a 5th leval heading?
###### =7th? no...=

OH MY GOD! Some ******* has been going through and corecting (or maybe adding) typos to my talk page

## Random yet Moderately entertaining vandalism i removed

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Mikhail Kalashnikov, 312 years old and still kicking. He's strong, like real strong, man. His father made him pull and lift 100 kilogram lead blocks right after he was born, and his mother fed him a steady diet of vodka, potatoes, and steel bolts so that his mind would be sharp. This tedious regimen served him well; at the age of five, he was punching holes into trucks, and by the age of nine he had proved a new mathematical theorem that he had figured out while breaking a bear's arms (Kalashnikov's Mathematical Theory Of MY PAIN TO YOU).

During World War II (also known as The Nazi Grudge Match), he fought in Stalingrad and killed five hundred Nazis by tearing them to pieces with his bare hands, while consuming another one hundred for "sustenance". Kalashnikov learned from this battle that his fellow Russians could not hope to fight as effectively as he, so he did some heavy thinking for five minutes, grabbed some clay and an empty borscht ration tin, and like the God among men he is, squeezed the first AK-47 rifle into existence.

Jesus Christ wept at the beauty of it all.

After the war, Kalashnikov built a home under the ocean, where he lives and wrestles whales, unless he's above ground feeding and breeding." from [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=B&oldid=195054502 ]