Those fucking feeble-minded fucks, they think there's nothing worse
Than to say "fuck me!" or "sweet fuck-all" or some such fuck-filled curse
If they accidentally fuck their thumbs whilst fucking about with a hammer
They cry out "Ouch!" or "Bloomin' 'eck!" or some such fuckless grammar
The fucking stupid fuckups! Are they fucking soft? Some fucker should tell 'em all to fucking fuck right off! Fuck 'em to fucking fuckery, the fucking fucked-up fucks There is no finer fucking word than F—U—C—K FUCK!