# User:Philosophus

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 ${\displaystyle 8\pi T_{\mu \nu }}$ This user is the leader of the Einstein's Witnesses.
 This user is not Pjacobi, William M. Connolley, ScienceApologist, or Someguy1221.

This is the user page of Philosophus, Grand Theorist and Founder of the Einstein's Witnesses, Unofficial Anti-Pseudoscience Executive, psuedoConnolley, and theoretical physicist, among other things (see below).

In my capacity as the leader of the Einstein's Witnesses, I have overseen multiple conspiracies on Wikipedia to brutally suppress nonsense, artificially bias articles toward reality, and hinder the efforts of the nuts, quacks, and crackpots who try to present their ideas as truths. It is said that my field of disbelief is so strong that it prevents the theories, inventions, and practices of such people from working nearby, though this has yet to be published in a reputable source.

#### Among the titles I have received:

• Update: Apparently this wasn't just a random insult. My fellow editor insists that I am, in fact, a cyber clown. I must admit my considerable ignorance to the fact, and further admit that I do not actually know what a cyber clown is. Perhaps the esteemed editor would consider writing an article about them?
• An Einstein's Witness
• Unofficial Anti-Pseudoscience Executive (U-APE) (from my friend Asmodeus)