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Welcome to my user page! If you plan on disagreeing with me about something, please remember to be civil and stay cool. Also remember that I am a very experienced Wikipedian with thousands of edits and years of experience. I have Ph.Ds in many fields such as media studies, mathematics, history and theology. I made over $900,000 last year and I could easily have made much, much more. I have fought in several wars including those in Iraq, Afghanistan, Darfur, Kosovo and Vietnam. I have killed over 3,000 women and had sex with 41 men. I have seen and experienced the greatest heights of joy and the deepest pits of sorrow and the last thing I want to do is waste my time arguing with the proverbial guy who still lives in his parents' basement. If anyone wants to just chat about Family Guy or Xbox or whatever, hit me up!