"This page has been
satirized for your protection"
To protect you from amateur vandals, I have professionally vandalized this page. But sometimes that's not good enough; in some cases, people have un-vandalized my page back thinking someone had trashed my page!
My name is Paul Robinson. The reason for this username is I am the author of an
Internet RFC, number 1394, so I decided to use that username, it being unlikely to be used.
Some wikipedia pages I found hilarious, including some which aren't really Encyclopedia material:
Some links I'm proud of:
user:Rfc1394/test - Chart test
I've also done a number of templates on Wikipedia in order to clean up some things.
ubx-5 This user uses
entirely too many userboxes.
This user was
born on November 27.
This user uses
as a primary search engine. Google
This user wants to be your
SQL This user uses
queries to locate their car keys. SQL
This user's time zone is
This user strives to maintain a policy of
on controversial issues. neutrality
C-0 This person
does not understand C (or does not want to program in C).
alleged user can be said to maintain a policy or other custom of or other ambiguity-related quality on some or all issues that may be potentially controversial to some alleged people. neutrality
This user is not and has never been
This user plays with a full
... This user may get around to being a professional
procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.
This user loves to eat
this user consistently uses appropriate punctuation, grammar, and spelling. however, this user has apparently forgotten where the shift and caps lock keys are located on a standard keyboard, and therefore fails to capitalize anything.
nazis This user opposes
facism in all its forms
Ending a sentence with a
is something that this user is okay with. preposition
This user uses either
or who whom in the object case.
really not that hard to use each word in It’s proper manner. its
supports userboxes . user
does not understand dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to speak dumbass).
This user's been known to
screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to . English
This user does not
This user drinks
This user has no understanding of
time and does everything at the last minute.
This user prefers using
to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful. userboxes
was up all night finding and is now very drowsy. userboxes
This user is thinking with
Here are some links I want to create, so I'll save them here until I finish:
My multi-language 404 page:
The Geography Barnstar
For his excellent work with U.S. county name etymologies, I hereby award Rfc1394 The Geography Barnstar.
young american ( 12:43, 3 April 2007 (UTC) ahoy hoy)