I know, WP:DENY and all that; some things are just too funny or silly to not be archived.
These are things that I have reverted, found or otherwise come into contact with and feel need to be archived for the enjoyment of myself and other Wikipedians. Sometimes, laughing at vandals robs them of their prize: to create resentment and moar wikidramahz!!!!11111
- My userpage has been HACKED BY CHINESE!
- Apparently I 'have no penis to speak of'.
- One user believes that I am going to Hell and created a sockpuppet to convince me of God's existence.
- It seems that NATE IS A (uN+!
- I am sad as I dont appreciate ellies sxciness [sic]
- This person knows where I live [yes, of course you do... take your medication for the benefit of us all]
- The kittens have started to invade! They want a Kittypedia! Run, run for your lives!
- If you are going to vandalise my userpage and poke fun at me being a Whovian, at least get the character name right!
- This guy vandalised my userpage, saying that I was 'dead as a fish' [?!] and then warned himself. Talk about odd!
- Igloos are more dangerous than I thought!