Welcome to the Smorgasm center!
I am fairly new to Wikipedia and still learning the ropes, so I am hoping to avoid too many fights and bad temper outbreaks - if I have upset you, consider this an apology here and now. Please try to be tolerant if I screw up and if you need to correct me or put me right, please do it in a reasoned and civilised way. We British are so very keen on good manners. Thank you!