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Thenitingrewal
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Born
Vikas Grewal
(later changed to Nitin Grewal)

(1990-11-29)29 November 1990
NationalityIndian
Other namesGandhi, Arbit, Professor
EducationBachelor of Computer Science, 2012
Alma materArmy Institute of Technology, University of Pune
Known forHindi debates, Poet, Painter, Physics teacher
Spouse(s)Bachelor
Parent(s)Late Santosh Devi (Mother)
Hav. Dhup Singh (Father)
AwardsMr. Fresher of college, FE 2008

Best actor of the state, Science fair, Gurgaon, (Haryana) - 2007

Best painter of district (3 times), Faridabad (Haryana) - 2001, 2002, 2004

Best painter of district (2 times), Bhiwani (Haryana) - 2006, 2007

5th, National Science Quiz, BRCM Bahal - 2008

1st, Science Quiz, Zonal (South Haryana) - 2008

1st, Environment Quiz, (Bhiwani distt.) doubles event - 2008

5th, Inter-State level Quiz, (Chandigarh), represented Bhiwani (Haryana) - 2008

3rd, Science Quiz, State level (team of 3) - 2008

1st, Science modeling, 3 times, Bhiwani (Haryana) - 2005, 2006, 2007

1st, painting, 4 times, City level, Palwal (Haryana) - 1998, 2000, 2001
WebsiteSamweg, the poem collection
Nitin Grewal
Kshobh, the indignation
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Nitin 'Wicked Smaht' Grewal is the smartest physics teacher alive (after Richard Feynman). He somehow managed to pass computer engineering fromArmy Institute of Technology, Pune. Later he wasted 5.6 months of his life at Mu-Sigma Business Solutions, as a business analyst. Finally, he got content after he became HOD Physics at Paramount Coaching Center from 11 Jan 2013 to 12 April 2016. Currently, he enjoys in Audit Wing, MHA. His last recorded mass was 7.6 x 10^1 kg (+/- 2% uncertainty) and increasing.

Brief Bio[edit]

His royal highness, his smartness, his coolness, Nitin Grewal (Hindi: नितिन ग्रेवाल) was born on 29 November 1990, in a desert named Chandeni. He is the younger (and dumber) among the two siblings.

Education[edit]

He had his initial education in 3 different schools. Class 1 in DAV Kalanaur, class 2 to 8 in GPPS Palwal and class 9 to 12 in BPS Bhiwani. In overconfidence, he had PCMB in his higher secondary. He has unknowingly cleared entrance exams for AIPMT, NDA, VIT Vellore, CDSE and SSC-CGLE. Still, he took admission in AIT Pune for engineering in Computer Science. The only other human being superior to him, and who inherits genetic information from the same parents, is a resident doctor at RML Hospital, Delhi.

Employment[edit]

During his final year of college, he taught Biology in Vishrantwadi, Pune for less that 2 months when by the mid of December 2011, he started his own institute for PMT and AIEEE coaching under name 'Competition Island'. It was in partnership with two of his colleagues Raj Sharma (currently Examiner in Indian Govt.) and Vinit Sharma (currently captain in Indian Army). Later he joined the company which he was placed in, i.e. Mu Sigma Inc. as a business analyst. He ate his own brain there from 2 August 2012 to 18 Dec 2012.

Career at Paramount (Come to daddy !!)[edit]

He joined Paramount Coaching Center in Delhi on 11 Jan 2013 as faculty of Physics. Since then, He was the only expert in the institute for Physics, game-theory, Scofield's Origamy, Penn-and-Teller, Nuclear-weapons, mobile-phones, Maori language and aum shinrikyo. As per last update, he has taken 501 batches, with majority of them at Mukherjee Nagar branch and 133 batches at other centers (viz. Chandigarh, Rohtak, Badarpur, Munirka, Uttam Nagar, Noida, Dilshad Garden, Meerut and Rohini). He left Paramount just before he joined his 'days-of-joy' as a central government employee.

As Government employee (Oh yeah .. Yummy!)[edit]

He cleared CGLE in 2013 as well as in 2014. He got posting in New Delhi in 2013 and in Dehradoon in 2014 for the same amount of bucks. He loves Nayi-Sadak, so, he preferred to stay in the city of metro-train. He joined MHA (Audit Wing) on 12 April 2016. He never prepared for any competitive exams after primary school, but after meeting Yoda, he is planning to prepare for Inter-Galactic Services entrance test.

My Barnstars (no jokes this time)[edit]

Barnstars are given by other Wikipedia users as an honor for significant contributions and edits in Wikipedia articles. I proudly say to have received following barnstars :

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Hi,

appreciating you for your useful edits in "Major rivers of India" Work2win (talk) 08:47, 1 February 2014 (UTC)

Barnstar-atom3.png E=mc² Barn Star
Nitin Grewal is being awarded by this E=mc² Barn Star for his fabulous contributions towards the articles related to Science and Mathematics.
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Nitin Grewal is being awarded by this Tireless Contributor Barnstar for his tireless contributions to wikipedia.
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Nitin Grewal is being awarded by this Anti Vandalism Barnstar for his support in keeping Wikipedia clan and safe from vandalism.
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Nitin Grewal is being awarded by this Barnstar of national merit for helping in spread of knowledge in his country.

My quotes (some of my several originals)[edit]

  • The more I know, the more I know, how little I know.
  • I buy things to make life comfortable, not competition.
  • Install antivirus before Wi-Fi drivers.
  • If nothing is given, vacuum is given.

Contact[edit]

So, you want to contact me? Cool !! It is so easy

Refer my website www.nitingrewal.in for updated contact details

Email: thenitingrewal@gmail.com
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