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Not really, it's my userpage. Hope you like it here. You probably won't, but you probably won't hate it here either. That's good enough.


Name: Han (Surname withdrawn for privacy reasons and legal contract with FedEx Corp. )
Location: Sandiacre, Nottinghamshire/Derbyshire (Depending on source), People's Republic of Soviet Britain, and it's all mighty ruler Gordon Stalin Soviet Union
Ethnicity: Chinese China
Gender: Male Male.png
School: George Spencer Foundation School and Technology College
Age: 14
Hobbies: Speaking to watermelons.
Personality: What is this personality you speak of?
Alter-ego/Sockpuppet: The Stig, Banksy, Jack the Ripper, Robert Mugabe's psychiatrist, User:Willy on Wheels, Jimmy Wales, Zombie Jesus and finally: User:UnusualGazelle
Special K?: No thanks.


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This user is able to contribute with a professional level of British English.
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This user does not understand ASCII.
pig-1 Isthay userway isway ableway otay ontributecay ithway away asicbay evellay ofway Igpay Atinlay.
IntS-0 This user has no interest in Internet slang, or talks like an offline person.
ubx-5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
ubx-n This user communicates exclusively via userboxes.
dlph-N Sree'ook kkkk'kk eee ack.
Hanzi.svg 這個用戶認為漢字簡化並無增添或破壞漢字之美。
This user thinks that simplification neither ruined nor increased the beauty of Chinese characters.
prog-0 This user does not know how to program.
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This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
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ANAL 4 This user advocates good grammar usage.
Pickyness Pickiness This user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness".
UK This user uses British English.
AIM-Able This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.
This user likes kiwis (not the fruit).
Emperor penguins.jpg This user knows that penguins are evil!
Claychick.jpg This user tends to like chickens a little bit too much.
This user firmly believes that this is a better world because of the presence of dogs. Hand puppet laudi.jpg
Mandril.jpg This user's favourite animal is the mandrill.
Lipotes vexillifer.png This user misses the Yangtze River dolphin.
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No License This user doesn't have a
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This user's favorite color is ultraviolet.
T This user is a fan of topical comedy and satire.
Atkinson Rowan.jpg The user is a SUPER FAN of
Mr. Bean.
@ This user can be reached by email.
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Crystal kwrite.png This user never reads anything useful on a blog—ever.
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G This user will use Google before asking dumb questions.
G This user prefers Google over Yahoo. Y
Y! This user uses Yahoo! Mail as a primary email service.
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n This user uses a nVidia {{{1}}} graphics card in their PC.
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No iPod This user does not use an iPod and does not wish to own one..
BB This user contributes using a broadband connection.
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Tofu This user enjoys tofu.
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Bananas.jpg This user eats bananas.
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Potatoes.jpg This user couldn't care less about potato skins

Herring2.jpg This user eats fish.
This user prefers white chocolate
H2O This user drinks water regularly.


C2H5OH-0 This user is a non-drinker.
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This user loves
Chinese food
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GAME This user plays "the Game".
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This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)
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This user plays various breakout-style games
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Fernand Khnopff 001.jpg This user is a Symbolist.
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Hubert - La Bastille.jpg This user is interested in the French Revolution.
a²+b²=c² This user is an intermediate mathematician.
This user can divide by zero.
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This user knows by heart the first 9 digits in the decimal representation of pi.
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This user knows advanced
music theory.
Steinway Schriftzug.jpg This user plays the piano.
cRap This user can't stand rap music.
Christian Music Wiki.png This user knows that Christian rock doesn't make Christianity any better, but makes rock and roll worse. Att-hate.svg
This user contributes while using Windows Media Player.

User:Louis88/Loituma Girl

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Fx This user is interested in Space Sciences.
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Fx This user is glad that Pluto isn't a planet.
98 This user is supportive of the new definition of planet.
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This user supports protection of the environment.
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Ps-n This user is really good at Adobe Photoshop.
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Internet Explorer.
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Microsoft Office.
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NULL LOL This user has absolutely no life. +
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renewable energy
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This user's species is a Homo Sapiens. Human
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This user believes that communism is an ideal system of government
— in theory.
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Gandhi August 1944.jpg This user believes in the power of nonviolence.
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Official Monster
Raving Loony Party
This user knows that FOX News is not Fair or Balanced.
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Open book 01.png "All the thoughts of a turtle are turtle." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Open book 01.png "The secret to creativity is to know how to hide your sources." - Albert Einstein
Open book 01.png "There is only one difference between a madman and me, I am not mad." - Salvador Dali
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This user enjoys the interesting and weird works of Douglas Adams.

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Charles Dickens
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R.H. This user is a fan of Rubeus Hagrid.
M This user is a muggle.
DON'T PANIC This user attempts not to panic with the aid of several towels.
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V This user's TV service provider is Virgin Media.
BBC This user supports the BBC.
You This user was named 2006 Person of the Year by Time Magazine.
fan-3 This user wholeheartedly believes that Big Brother is the worst television program that has/does/ever will exist.
PHILIP J. FRY This user is his own grandfather.
BENDER B. RODRIGUEZ Bite this user's shiny metal ass!
BUREAUCRAT HERMES CONRAD This user is anal 78.36% of the time.
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d'oh! This user thinks The Simpsons is simply...excellent.
ABE This user is not a communist! He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star!
CBG This is, without a doubt, the worst userbox ever!
CT This user ain't even bovvered.
8.4 This user is Numberwang!
8/10 8 out of 10 cats said, "This user is brilliant."
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QI This user is Quite Interesting.
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TV B This user knows there's only one way to find out…FIGHT!
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Mr. T This user pities the fool!
TGYH This user thanks God you're here!
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atheos This user is an atheist.

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Fry Like Philip J. Fry, I'm my own grandpa.
00:00 This user uses 24-hour time.
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:( This user wishes there were more userboxes on Wikipedia.
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Userboxes Rock! This user is a userbox!
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This is a cell-sized userbox.
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14 This user is 14 years old.
This user knows how to
Find X
sar-2 This user is an intermediate speaker of sarcasm.
This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."
ANAL 4 This user advocates good grammar usage.
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buttered cat paradox.
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This user loves
Alfa Romeo.
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=D This user thinks Star Wars is the cause of World War 1.
lol wut Obvious statement is obvious.
DAMN! This user's computer is CRAPPY!
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(well duh!)
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@ This user does not wish to disclose their email or screen name.
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Diff M This user plays Video Games on Medium or the default difficulty.
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ghost towns.
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SI This user uses the metric system and loves it. Nuvola apps package favorite.svg
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This user has become Numb.
MUSE This user will be chasing a Starlight.
F This user likes the song "Handlebars", by Flobots.
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This user has an
Accretion disk.jpg This user would like to know what a black hole looks like from inside, but doesn't want to investigate it personally.
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The Earth seen from Apollo 17.jpg This user did not participate in the Earth Hour event.
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GP The first Grand Prix this user watched was the 2008 Malaysian Grand Prix.
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Heikki Kovalainen 2007 Brazil 1.jpg This user is a Heikki Kovalainen fan.
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WEB This user is a Mark Webber fan.
David Coulthard 2007.jpg This user is a David Coulthard fan.
Nico Rosberg 2007.jpg This user is a Nico Rosberg fan.
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New South Wales is a land of mystery... probably. This user knows nothing about New South Wales.
Tribar.png This user enjoys optical illusions, especially the impossible constructions of M.C. Escher.

Asahiflex600.jpg This user enjoys photography.
P space.png This user enjoys skygazing and astronomy.
Survey-Route.jpg This user wants to visit Antarctica.
WIB? This user knows that the question is: Will It Blend?
BBFC This user is rated 12.
AC This user went and hanged himself, and then there were none...
Corvus corax (Pcb21).jpg Quoth this user, "Nevermore"
1984.png Big Brother is watching this user.
Exquisite-thunderbird2-Negative.png This user's Patronus is a owl.
Blaues auge1.svg This user is on constant vigilance.
Answer to Life.png This user knows The Question to the Ultimate Answer, but isn't going to tell you.
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Spielberg This user thinks Steven Spielberg is the greatest director of all time.
300 Tonight this user dines in hell!

Walther P99 9x19mm.png This user needs two more kills to qualify for Double-0 status.
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they can't be bargained with,
they can't be reasoned with,
they don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and they absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
Pius V and Elizabeth I.jpg This user is a fan of Blackadder
The Weather Peasant, left.jpg This user has a
cunning plan, my lord
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? This user doesn't know Whose Line It Is.
TV H This user's TV Heaven would be Top Gear.
Dr. Who This user likes the Daleks better than the Cybermen.
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The Earth seen from Apollo 17.jpg This user enjoyed watching Planet Earth.
G This user does not like Mondays.
>_< This person dislikes anime (or doesn't admit to watching it).
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Official Portrait of President Reagan 1981.jpg This user believes that movie stars and celebrities should stick to what they're good at, not become politicians.
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PC This user believes political correctness was created in good intentions, but is often overused, misused, or taken way out of context.
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Your victory inspires us. Things that seemed impossible become feasible.
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This user thinks
Morgan Tsvangirai is a hero.
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This user is left-handed.
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This user enjoys the events that unfold in the FIFA World Cup.
Bring on 2018!
;..; This user is a vampire and vants to suck your blood. BLEH!
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Your company's logo goes here. This user has decided to sell out to corporate sponsorship. Sorry!
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This user exists. This is not claiming that this user is not a bot, sockpuppet, blocked user, or inactive user, it is just stating that this user EXISTS. He/She/It/They would like to point out that the reader must exist as well. Existent
"it" This user prefers being called it.
This user is a member of the iGeneration
This user is an ageless immortal.

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This user lives in the
East Midlands.
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This user has set foot in 6 countries of the world.
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This user is a NINJA!

What Ninja? I don't see a...
CURE This user is staring at the sea.

FF This user is a fan of Franz Ferdinand.
Keane This user is lost Somewhere Only We Know.

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N I И This user is a Nine Inch Nails fan.
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This user is medicated. How are you?

QOTSA This user is a fan of Queens of the Stone Age.
( )
This user is a fan of Sigur Rós.
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The drugs didn't work...
they just made this user worse
The Verve
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European Union.
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Dec 25 This user's favorite holiday is Christmas.
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day Today is Sunday. Horloge-republicaine1.jpg
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This user has a really lame password.
Seriously, you could probably guess it.
But don't.

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This user thinks articles about large U.S. cities should follow the "City, State" format, not just "City".
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Please Sign Your Posts
This user has NO personality.
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This is the only userbox.
Crystal package.png This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!
ubx-5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
This user supports the use of ridiculously huge userboxes
This user has found a userbox that does not offend anybody in any way
END This user has no more userboxes.

The Loop[edit]

Main Article: Redundancy

Userbox Count[edit]

407 as of May 29, 2009. (Get in! If anyone would like to do a recount they're more than welcome to. Is there a leaderboard?)


How long did it take you to do that Hypnotoad thing?
A: No time at all, I just entered it in one of those generators on the internet.

Are you really the Stig?
A: .... --- .-- / -.. .- .-. . / -.-- --- ..- / -.. --- ..- -... - / -- -.-- / ... - .. --. -. . ... ... .-.-.-

Why? Just why?
A: Because I said so.

Do you know who I am?
A: Richard Curtis?

Why would I be Richard Curtis?
A: You have a glint in your eye.

But you've never seen my eye?
A: Or have I? Or have I...

A: Oh. Sorry then. My mistake.

Do you know the Muffin man?
A: Yes, he lives on Drewberry Lane. We go back a long way.

Eh no. It's Drury Lane.
A: I know the Muffin Man and you don't. Don't be so silly.

How can you splazigate my groderonts?"
A: Er, sorry?

Do you know why I called you here?
A: Please my lord! I know nothing about the clogged up drainpipes! I swear!

You clogged up the drainpipes?!
A: Er... no.

Can I just say that you really are odd for a 14 year old?
A: Yes, I'm a bit odd, but the fact that I use proper spelling and grammar does not make my name Sir Winston Diggleby Bufton-Tufton Alfred Duke of Northumberland PhD.

Why do you have so many userboxes?
A: Why not?

What kind of answer is that?
A: A good one.

How is that a good answer?
A: Because I said it was.

Can you make more Formula One season reviews?
A: I think you've got the wrong person.

A: Welcome to my world.

What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster? IS IT A MONSTER?
A: You need to start trying to avoid this static abuse.

But if you're both WoW and Jimmy Wales, then that means Jimmy Wales = Willy on Wheels! Impossible! Is it?
A: Stranger things have happened.

No they haven't?
A: Yes they have. I call myself Jimmy on Wheels.

The meaning of life[edit]

To find the true meaning of life, click here.

External Links[edit]

My Flickr Page

. <-A DOT!