Karl Xydexx Jorgensen (a/k/a Xydexx Squeakypony) works at the Department of Cute and Weird.
Xydexx has a silly inflatable lavender unicorn for an online avatar. His biggest claim to e-fame is that folks who say they don't take the internet seriously get incredibly bent out of shape over someone who roleplays a silly inflatable lavender unicorn on the internet. It's amazing how bent out of shape people can get over a cartoon character.
Xydexx will frequently do silly things like find an antique bottle shard with an address printed on it, get curious about what used to be there, what is there now, and then spend an extraordinary amount of time getting drunk on history by researching it.
As a result, Xydexx's time and effort is now largely devoted to doing Important Research on 273 Broadway in New York City and its immediate surroundings. He now knows more than anyone would ever possibly want to know about it.
Last updated: October 24, 2015.