User talk:Polkstaardaard

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WIKIPEDIA HAS SERIOUS ISSUES THAT MUST BE ADDRESSED

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Issues

Hi Polkstaardaard, I see you attempted to create a discussion on AN/I about how "Wikipedia has serious issues". Would you like to discuss them with me? I'd like to help if I can samtar ^{t} 18:23, 18 November 2015 (UTC)

Yes. I am drunk and I can't edit. --Polkstaardaard (talk) 18:24, 18 November 2015 (UTC)

Well have one from me and take a break from Wikipedia! samtar ^{t} 18:27, 18 November 2015 (UTC)

I want to smoke Lucky Strikes and get someone to do my work for me. --Polkstaardaard (talk) 18:28, 18 November 2015 (UTC)

Wouldn't that be grand :) if you are going to stick around on Wikipedia, try going through Special:Random - something funny always pops up, just resist the urge to edit until you're a bit more sober samtar ^{t} 18:30, 18 November 2015 (UTC)

Yes sir. --Polkstaardaard (talk) 18:31, 18 November 2015 (UTC)

Excellent! I appreciate your candor. Jehochman ^Talk 19:50, 18 November 2015 (UTC)