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## Cuban-Moroccan Hombres

Who are these Cuban-Moroccan Hombres? Do they have any connections with spoons? I'm confused. Black-Velvet 22:52, 13 March 2006 (UTC)

## Userboxes

I remember you saying you wanted to deck your front page out with userboxes, well once you've figured out how to implement them in Wikicode, you can find all that are available here. Have fun, and don't slip on butter, if you know what I mean. Black-Velvet 11:52, 15 March 2006 (UTC)

Yes, they are decked out and everything, fellow hombré. Psychade 10:13, 16 March 2006 (UTC)

How can you be a ninja and pirate at the same time? Aren't they mortal enemies? Also, Generation Y appears to be strongly American-centred, yet you list yourself as Un-American. Maybe you should rectify this. --Sumo Sniper 12:28, 16 March 2006 (UTC)

Well, I am in fact a ninjapirate, the embodiment of all that is awesome. And yeah, you're right about the gen-y thing. Very well, I am removing it from my multitude of userboxes. But I'm still not emo. Psychade 10:18, 17 March 2006 (UTC)

Actually, you are very emo. You are just having problems admitting this. Be more jubilant, open, and more... psychologicaly aggressive, I think would be the term. --Sumo Sniper 12:21, 17 March 2006 (UTC)

I challenge you to prove that I am emo. Also, define 'psychologically aggressive' please, as this is an ambiguous term to me. i.e. I don't understand your meaning. Psychade 15:30, 17 March 2006 (UTC)

Psychologically aggressive emos? This is getting kinky! Black-Velvet 06:07, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

About as face as your feather! Black-Velvet 12:38, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

Stop tickling my feather! Psychade 12:45, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

I'm not tickling your feather, you are! I'm just pointing it out. Black-Velvet 12:50, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

You told me the other day you were. I mean, what? Psychade 12:53, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

That's best left up to the imagination. (No pr0n? Does he have one?) Black-Velvet 13:08, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

Hey, Mr asstr. Psychade 13:10, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

They don't say boobs in asstr, hombréasticles. Black-Velvet 13:14, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

Yes they do. Not that I would know that. Psychade 13:17, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

You're right, they do. How would you know that, anyway? Black-Velvet 13:21, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

I don't. Psychade 13:29, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

That's not true. Black-Velvet 13:32, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

Hey! That's pr0n and you're not a'sposed to link to it! Psychade 15:58, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

## No Pr0n

I've added an anti-porno userbox for you, and I hope you get much pleasure out of it. Tell me what you think of it. Black-Velvet 10:28, 17 March 2006 (UTC)

I think it is a useful userbox, and while you and Sumo Sniper are the only ones reading my user page, it reflects my thoughts, to some extent. By this I mean I do not enjoy pornography, however I still wouldn't if given the capacity and that is where the userbox deviates from my point of view. Thus I am editing the userbox. Psychade 15:30, 17 March 2006 (UTC)

I'm afraid that you're concept of userboxes being merely reflections of one's thoughts, displayed to the Wikipedia community, is delusional at best. Userboxes are meant to reflect your value to Wikipedia, and indeed Wikipedia's value to you. While a box that simply states that a user does not abhor to pornography gives little valuable output to Wikipedia as a community and Wikipedia as a whole, a box that reflects the extent of a user's capacity to tolerate or consume gives valuable feedback to the User-Project of Wikipedia, and the Project that is Wikipedia as a whole. For this reason I am asserting ownership of the stub template, and I am editing in favour of the better of Wikipedia. Black-Velvet 06:01, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

Well, that may be. But now it doesn't reflect my views, and thus I don't want it on my userpage at all. I don't accept pornography as art. Also, there are many userboxes with little or no point at all, such as ninja and pirate ones, and the 'ageless immortal' one on your page. But I don't like arguing. Psychade 08:08, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

OK, I'm done arguing, and I don't want to be a cheese in the wilderbushes, so I'll revert my edits on the template. Sorry about the performance, but I like dark chocolate and sex, so screw me. Black-Velvet 12:26, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

No thanks, I'm abstinent until further notice. Psychade 13:17, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

I didn't mean literally. That was kind of like a rhetorical proposition. Black-Velvet 13:21, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

To retort, Pocahontas can bite me. Psychade 13:29, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

To re-retort, I ain't singing for Pepsi/ain't singing for Coke/Don't sing for nobody/makes me look like a joke Black-Velvet 13:36, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

## Neil Young Template

Just a quick massuerage to say that I've made my first professional template - a Neil Young userbox you can find here. Feel free to add it to your userpage if you think you're a big enough fan. For now, I expect you all to gasp in awe at my great accomplishment. Auf Wiedersehen! Black-Velvet 06:32, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

I'm sorry, but I don't know what you're talking about. :) Black-Velvet 12:20, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

I'm sorry I appear to have turned into a lime for three fifths of a second. Maybe we can all have a bit of a lie-down. Are you wearing your duck yet? Psychade 12:27, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

Oh come on, you're gonna get us thrown out! Uh, excuse me for a second, I'm rusting... Black-Velvet 12:37, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

Rusting? Psychade 12:45, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

Mean's I'm listening to a Neil Young song, I think... If you're listening to a Weird Al song, does that mean you're yanking? Black-Velvet 12:45, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

Are you on amphetamines, Phicks? Black-Velvet 12:53, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

Phicks? What does this mean? Psychade 12:56, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

It's a play on the words sticks, phuck and boobs. Black-Velvet 12:58, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

It doesn't have the b-word in it... Psychade 13:00, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

Whoops! Scratch that - other internet activities - never mind... Black-Velvet 13:02, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

Yes, you made quite the fool of yourself. Psychade 13:06, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

Nah, I made a fool of myself when i put the pron template on my userpage. Now it's just boiled down to meaningless rhetoric. Black-Velvet 13:12, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

Well, meaningless rhetoric is always funny to poke at. Psychade 13:17, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

That's insanely true. So is self referencing. Black-Velvet 13:21, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

Well, Pocahontas can still bite me. Psychade 13:29, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

Hell, I'm not addicted to pr0n, pron's addicted to me. Black-Velvet 13:39, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

It appears you have a wiki-crush Psyk, what's all this about? You've may have wikified it, but you made her article so NPOV, a conservative republican Catholic couldn't have done better job on the George W Bush article. Black-Velvet 12:47, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

It's not NPOV, I checked. Plus, all I did was wikify. I did not change any information, so it must've been NPOV before I did anything to it. Psychade 12:51, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

Oh phuck, I think I've just embarassed myself, with a double-ended fork. Black-Velvet 12:56, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

Indeed you did, vandal! Psychade 13:00, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

Vandal? What did I do to deserve that! Black-Velvet 13:05, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

I don't know. You tell me. Psychade 13:10, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

WHAT!!! Don't bring The Neil into this!! Black-Velvet 13:14, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

Too late. The Neil has been brought into it. Psychade 13:17, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

What can I say. I wish I was a trapper/ I'd give a thousand pelts/ to sleep with Pocahontas/ and find how she felt. Black-Velvet 13:21, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

Well, Pocahontas can bite me. Psychade 13:24, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

Oh, I bet you'd like that... It appears that Shakey is not the only one who perversely fantasizes about Pocahontas... Black-Velvet 13:25, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

I must warn you, I have been bourbon|drinking. Black-Velvet 07:24, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

## Are You Wearing Your Duck?

Well, you say it all the time, so I've made a template for it. It is located here, and you can add it using the tag {User:Black-Velvet/Template:User_Duck}. Enjoy! Black-Velvet 13:31, 20 March 2006 (UTC)

## Wiki-Userpage Project

Just thought I'd tell you that I've started my first Wiki-Userpage Project. It's located here, and it's a list of internationally recognised countries and their respective heads of state. It's just something I'm doing in my spare time, and it is in no way complete yet (although I will not include Israel or the Vatican for personal reasons). If you have the spare time, you should think about doing something similar. If you were to upload one of your Infosys assignments on to a user page, you might just get noticed by some of the admins - if that sort of thing matters to you. Until next time, remember this - I'll always be a dreamin' man/I don't have to understand/I know it's alright... Black-Velvet 12:05, 24 March 2006 (UTC)

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## Crystal Storm

It would appear you have wikified the article on our good friend crystal storm. Any particular reason you've decided to wikify - of all things - a pr0n stub? Black-Velvet 04:24, 8 April 2006 (UTC)

## The big 50

Nice going on all your edits hombré, it's good to see someone so enthusiastic about contributing to the Wiki. It would appear that you are three off the 50 edits mark, you can find all of that here. Although that may seem rather minuscule compared to my 651, and my 368 on Wiktionary, I assure you it's better than most, and most of your edits are genuinely worthful (Crystal Storm). Congrats, and one more thing. The economy was getting so bad, I had to lay myself off. Black-Velvet 04:37, 8 April 2006 (UTC)

Ha! I just pressed the 'random page' button... I was in a 'wikifying' mood... Psychade 07:17, 8 April 2006 (UTC)

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## The man who started it all...

After many hours of searching, I've finally found the Morrocan guy from the 2004 Olympics who I though looked like you, and thus started the Cuban-Moroccan Hombres. His name is Hicham El Guerrouj and you can find a pic of him here. This is truly a historical moment. Black-Velvet 08:28, 18 April 2006 (UTC)

You're wrong. He does not look like me in any way. Ever. Never. Cupcake. Psychade 09:00, 18 April 2006 (UTC)

Well, maybe the television picture was a little hazy. Does this mean that the Cuban-Moroccan Hombres are a lie? Black-Velvet 14:45, 18 April 2006 (UTC)

Nonsense! The Cuban-Moroccan Hombres live on!! Psychade 14:46, 18 April 2006 (UTC)

Agreed. And, for the record, I still think Hicham is a spitting image of you, and vice-versa. Black-Velvet 14:52, 18 April 2006 (UTC)

## Gideon lied...., and Gideon died.... the force of China fell....

More self-glorification here, I created a map (although now, I realise, defunct) and a new userbox. Have a look:

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Cough. Psychade 14:06, 30 May 2006 (UTC)

Who is Gideon? Psychade 14:07, 30 May 2006 (UTC)

It's off a John Cale song... Whip it on me, Jim - Whip it on me, Jim! Black-Velvet 11:30, 1 June 2006 (UTC)

Don't whip it out! Oh, and I know we could all feel safe like Sharon Tate. But, What about the radio??? (I hear hissing, in the distance. They're crawling over the hill. Aaah! One has my eye! Ahhh! My eye! EYE!) Psychade 13:47, 20 June 2006 (UTC)