Video on Trial (season 5)

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Video on Trial (season 5)
Country of origin Canada
No. of episodes 31
Original network MuchMusic
Original release September 28, 2009 (2009-09-28) – September 6, 2010 (2010-09-06)
Season chronology
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List of Video on Trial episodes

The fifth season of the Canadian television comedy series Video on Trial premiered on MuchMusic on September 28, 2009 and concluded on September 6, 2010. It consists of 31 episodes.

The fifth season is also the first season to be shown on American television, airing on American television network Fuse TV in October 2011.


The show uses a courtroom-style format: each episode usually consists of five music videos being "tried" by five different people, usually comedians, musicians, and entertainment columnists, acting as the "jurors". From the first to mid-fifth seasons, the end of each episode featured a final "verdict" given to each video being "tried".

Starting with the August 5, 2010 re-run of episode 5.21, a new format was put in effect which removed the final verdicts and introduced new graphics.

This list is arranged in the order in which the episodes were broadcast, and does not include spin-off "specials" (such as Stars on Trial). The list contains the air dates, episode numbers, "accused" music videos, and "jurors" of each episode of the season.

Episode Jurors Accused Original airdate
"Video on Trial: All Madonna Edition"
  1. "Papa Don't Preach" – Madonna
  2. "Material Girl" – Madonna
  3. "Like a Prayer" – Madonna
  4. "Music" – Madonna
  5. "4 Minutes" – Madonna featuring Justin Timberlake and Timbaland
September 28, 2009
  1. "Hotel Room Service" – Pitbull
  2. "What a Catch, Donnie" – Fall Out Boy
  3. "We Are Golden" – Mika
  4. "Let Me Be Myself" – 3 Doors Down
  5. "Love Drunk" – Boys Like Girls
October 5, 2009
  1. "She Wolf" – Shakira
  2. "I'm in Miami Trick" – LMFAO
  3. "Fuck You" – Lily Allen
  4. "Open Happiness" – Open Happiness
  5. "Nothing to Worry About" – Peter Bjorn and John
October 12, 2009
"Video on Trial: Oh Canada!"
  1. "One Time" – Justin Bieber
  2. "Gotta Be Somebody" – Nickelback
  3. "All to Myself" – Marianas Trench
  4. "Carrera" – Karl Wolf
  5. "Summer Girl" – Stereos
October 19, 2009
"Video on Trial: So '90s Edition"
  1. "Good Vibrations" – Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch featuring Loleatta Holloway
  2. "Shoop" – Salt-n-Pepa
  3. "Remember the Time" – Michael Jackson
  4. "Rico Suave" – Gerardo
  5. "Thinking of You (I Drive Myself Crazy)" – 'N Sync
October 26, 2009
"Video on Trial: Ladies First!"
  1. "Celebration" – Madonna
  2. "Take a Bow" – Rihanna
  3. "Funhouse" – Pink
  4. "Girl" – Destiny's Child
  5. "Honey" – Mariah Carey
November 2, 2009
  1. "Run This Town" – Jay-Z featuring Rihanna and Kanye West
  2. "Automatic" – Tokio Hotel
  3. "Straight Through My Heart" – Backstreet Boys
  4. "She Don't Wanna Man" – Asher Roth featuring Keri Hilson
  5. "It Ain't Gonna Save Me" – Jay Reatard
November 9, 2009
  1. "I'd Come for You" – Nickelback
  2. "Sexy Chick" – David Guetta featuring Akon
  3. "Party in the U.S.A." – Miley Cyrus
  4. "Don't Forget" – Demi Lovato
  5. "Million Dollar Bill" – Whitney Houston
November 23, 2009
  1. "S.O.S. (Let the Music Play)" – Jordin Sparks
  2. "Press It Up" – Sean Paul
  3. "Number One" – R. Kelly featuring Keri Hilson
  4. "Substitution" – Silversun Pickups
  5. "Damned If I Do Ya (Damned If I Don't)" – All Time Low
December 1, 2009
"Video on Trial: Holiday Crap"
  1. "Dear Santa (Bring Me a Man This Christmas)" – The Weather Girls
  2. "Santa Claus Goes Straight to the Ghetto" – Snoop Dogg featuring Dat Nigga Daz, Nate Dogg, Tray Deee and Bad Azz
  3. "8 Days of Christmas" – Destiny's Child
  4. "Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays" – 'N Sync
  5. "This Christmas" – Chris Brown
December 20, 2009
"Video on Trial: 20 Best of the Worst '09"
In a similar style to MuchMusic's former Fromage specials, the "worst" videos of 2009 were showcased. In traditional "countdown" style, the videos were aired in reverse numerical order, with the 20th place video critiqued first and finishing with the 1st.
  1. "Paparazzi" – Lady Gaga
  2. "Party in the U.S.A." – Miley Cyrus
  3. "Obsessed" – Mariah Carey
  4. "I Gotta Feeling" – The Black Eyed Peas
  5. "Paranoid" – Kanye West featuring Mr Hudson
  6. "Paranoid" – Jonas Brothers
  7. "We Made You" – Eminem
  8. "Don't Trust Me" – 3OH!3
  9. "You Belong with Me" – Taylor Swift
  10. "I'm in Miami Trick" – LMFAO
  11. "Automatic" – Tokio Hotel
  12. "Hotel Room Service" – Pitbull
  13. "Jai Ho! (You Are My Destiny)" – A.R. Rahman featuring the Pussycat Dolls and Nicole Scherzinger
  14. "Knock You Down" – Keri Hilson featuring Kanye West and Ne-Yo
  15. "Blame It" – Jamie Foxx featuring T-Pain
  16. "If U Seek Amy" – Britney Spears
  17. "I Love College" – Asher Roth
  18. "My Life Would Suck Without You" – Kelly Clarkson
  19. "Kiss Me Thru the Phone" – Soulja Boy Tell 'Em featuring Sammie
  20. "LoveGame" – Lady Gaga
December 23, 2009
"Video on Trial: Snowed In"
  • Alana Johnston
  • Darrin Rose
  • Hunter Collins
  • Sara Hennessey
  • Trixx
  1. "If I Ain't Got You" – Alicia Keys
  2. "All I Have" – Jennifer Lopez featuring LL Cool J
  3. "I'll Never Break Your Heart" – Backstreet Boys
  4. "Crazy Little Party Girl" – Aaron Carter
  5. "Girl I've Been Hurt" – Snow
December 30, 2009
  1. "Bad Romance" – Lady Gaga
  2. "Tik Tok" – Kesha
  3. "Morning After Dark" – Timbaland featuring SoShy and Nelly Furtado
  4. "Hot Mess" – Cobra Starship
  5. "Meet Me Halfway" – The Black Eyed Peas
January 27, 2010
  1. "Baby by Me" – 50 Cent featuring Ne-Yo
  2. "Try Sleeping with a Broken Heart" – Alicia Keys
  3. "Somebody to Love" – Leighton Meester featuring Robin Thicke
  4. "The Pretender" – Datarock
  5. "Who Says" – John Mayer
February 3, 2010
  1. "Hard" – Rihanna featuring Young Jeezy
  2. "Crawl" – Chris Brown
  3. "For Your Entertainment" – Adam Lambert
  4. "Sex Therapy" – Robin Thicke
  5. "Shut It Down" – Pitbull featuring Akon
February 10, 2010
  1. "Video Phone" – Beyoncé featuring Lady Gaga
  2. "Fifteen" – Taylor Swift
  3. "Who I Am" – Nick Jonas & The Administration
  4. "Do You Think About Me" – 50 Cent
  5. "Kings and Queens" – Thirty Seconds to Mars
February 24, 2010
  1. "Rude Boy" – Rihanna
  2. "Hey Daddy (Daddy's Home)" – Usher featuring Plies
  3. "BedRock" – Young Money featuring Lloyd
  4. "If We Ever Meet Again" – Timbaland featuring Katy Perry
  5. "Symphonies" – Dan Black featuring Kid Cudi
April 7, 2010
"Totally Beachin' Video on Trial"
  1. "Sexy Chick" – David Guetta featuring Akon
  2. "Burnin' Up" – Jonas Brothers featuring Big Rob
  3. "Just a Lil Bit" – 50 Cent
  4. "BlackOut" – Heidi Montag
  5. "I'll Be Lovin' U Long Time" – Mariah Carey featuring T.I.
April 14, 2010
"Video on Trial: All Beyoncé Edition"
  1. "Sweet Dreams" – Beyoncé
  2. "If I Were a Boy" – Beyoncé
  3. "Ring the Alarm" – Beyoncé
  4. "'03 Bonnie & Clyde" – Jay-Z featuring Beyoncé
  5. "Bug a Boo" – Destiny's Child
April 21, 2010
"Video on Trial: All Telephone Edition"
  1. "Telephone" – Lady Gaga featuring Beyoncé
May 12, 2010
Starting with the August 5, 2010 re-run of this episode, the format was changed, shortening the opening voiceovers and removing the final verdicts for the videos. New graphics appeared, replacing the ones introduced in Episode 3.19. The original airing of this episode was also the last episode to feature verdicts. Two versions of the episode were aired: one using the old format (with verdicts) and one using the new format (without verdicts).
  1. "Blah Blah Blah" – Kesha featuring 3OH!3
  2. "White Horse" – Taylor Swift
  3. "Cherry Bomb" – Dakota Fanning and Kristen Stewart
  4. "Giving Up the Gun" – Vampire Weekend
  5. "Drop the World" – Lil Wayne featuring Eminem
May 21, 2010 (with final verdicts)

August 4, 2010 (without final verdicts)

  1. "Picture to Burn" – Taylor Swift
  2. "Massive Attack" – Nicki Minaj featuring Sean Garrett
  3. "Pursuit of Happiness" – Kid Cudi
  4. "Kissin' U" – Miranda Cosgrove
  5. "Last of the American Girls" – Green Day
June 23, 2010
  1. "Why Don't You Love Me" – Beyoncé
  2. "I'm Back" – T.I.
  3. "Ridin' Solo" – Jason Derulo
  4. "Carry Out" – Timbaland featuring Justin Timberlake
  5. "Armada Latina" – Cypress Hill featuring Pitbull and Marc Anthony
June 30, 2010
  1. "Break Your Heart" – Taio Cruz featuring Ludacris
  2. "Not Myself Tonight" – Christina Aguilera
  3. "Lil Freak" – Usher featuring Nicki Minaj
  4. "Need You Now" – Lady Antebellum
  5. "Whataya Want from Me" – Adam Lambert
July 7, 2010
"Totally '80s Video on Trial"
  1. "Girls Ain't Nothing but Trouble" – DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince
  2. "Lucky Star" – Madonna
  3. "The Safety Dance" – Men Without Hats
  4. "Opposites Attract" – Paula Abdul featuring The Wild Pair
  5. "She Works Hard for the Money" – Donna Summer
July 14, 2010
  1. "Can't Be Tamed" – Miley Cyrus
  2. "Your Love Is My Drug" – Kesha
  3. "How Low" – Ludacris
  4. "We'll Be a Dream" – We the Kings featuring Demi Lovato
  5. "Rocket" – Goldfrapp
July 21, 2010
  1. "Alejandro" – Lady Gaga
  2. "Te Amo" – Rihanna
  3. "Not Afraid" – Eminem
  4. "My First Kiss" – 3OH!3 featuring Kesha
  5. "Heart Heart Heartbreak" – Boys Like Girls
July 28, 2010
  1. "Blah Blah Blah" – Kesha featuring 3OH!3
  2. "Giving Up the Gun" – Vampire Weekend
  3. "Cherry Bomb" – Dakota Fanning
  4. "White Horse" – Taylor Swift
  5. "Drop the World" – Lil Wayne featuring Eminem
August 4, 2010
  1. "California Gurls" – Katy Perry featuring Snoop Dogg
  2. "Dirty Picture" – Taio Cruz featuring Kesha
  3. "If I Had You" – Adam Lambert
  4. "Let Me Hear You Scream" – Ozzy Osbourne
  5. "Round & Round" – Selena Gomez
August 18, 2010
"Video on Trial: So '90s Edition"
  1. "I Touch Myself" – Divinyls
  2. "What's It Gonna Be?!" – Busta Rhymes featuring Janet Jackson
  3. "Beautiful Life" – Ace of Base
  4. "Justified and Ancient" – The KLF featuring Tammy Wynette
  5. "Motownphilly" – Boyz II Men
August 25, 2010
  1. "Crossfire" – Brandon Flowers
  2. "I Like It" – Enrique Iglesias featuring Pitbull
  3. "Commander" – Kelly Rowland featuring David Guetta
  4. "Flash Delirium" – MGMT
  5. "Hell of a Time" – Hellyeah
September 1, 2010
  1. "Take It Off" – Kesha
  2. "Your Love" – Nicki Minaj
  3. "Imma Be Rocking That Body" – The Black Eyed Peas
  4. "Like a G6" – Far East Movement featuring The Cataracs and Dev
  5. "Misery" – Maroon 5
September 6, 2010


The following table contains the fictitious "final verdicts" given to each artist for their video. The verdicts are listed by episode, and the videos are listed in order of their "case numbers". The August 5, 2010 rerun of episode 5.21 and all succeeding episodes removed the final verdicts.

Verdicts do not apply to artists whose names are in small text.

Accused Video Verdict
Episode 5.01
Madonna "Papa Don't Preach" Sentenced to always listen to your father, unless your father happens to be Joe Simpson.
Madonna "Material Girl" Sentenced to give all your material possessions to Guy Ritchie. Oh wait...that's already happened.
Madonna "Like a Prayer" Sentenced to have some respect and cover yourself the f*** up in a place of worship.
Madonna "Music" Sentenced to make better use of Sacha Baron Cohen in a music video.
Madonna "4 Minutes" Sentenced to go back to 1986 and be hot again.
Episode 5.02
Pitbull "Hotel Room Service" Sentenced to not remove his sunglasses because it damages our eyes.
Fall Out Boy "What a Catch, Donnie" Sentenced to call off the coast guard if they ever get lost at sea again.
Mika "We Are Golden" Sentenced to stop filling up on candy and pop right before dinner and video shoots.
3 Doors Down "Let Me Be Myself" Sentenced to make a full day waxing appointment for their caveman friend.
Boys Like Girls "Love Drunk" Sentenced to find something less creepy to have in common than the same girl and the same haircuts.
Episode 5.03
Shakira "She Wolf" Sentenced to date Teen Wolf and have wolf babies.
LMFAO "I'm in Miami Trick" Sentenced to go swimming in the ocean during shark week.
Lily Allen "Fuck You" Sentenced to magically stretch out your's running out.
Open Happiness featuring Cee-Lo, Brendon Urie, Patrick Stump, Travis McCoy and Janelle Monáe "Open Happiness" Sentenced to enter rehab. This video is too much!
Peter Bjorn and John "Nothing to Worry About" Sentenced to keep making easy targets.
Episode 5.04
Justin Bieber "One Time" Sentenced to stay in his room and think about what he's done. Then maybe if he's good, he'll get dessert.
Nickelback "Gotta Be Somebody" Sentenced to stop using their awesome rock powers for evil.
Marianas Trench "All to Myself" Sentenced to keep your dirty emo hands off the hot office girl.
Karl Wolf "Carrera" Sentenced to return the rental car on time. You only paid for 4 hours.
Stereos "Summer Girl" Sentenced to go back on disBAND and give us a second chance at getting this right.
Episode 5.05
Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch featuring Loleatta Holloway "Good Vibrations" Sentenced to open a chain of gyms and give the Funky Bunch jobs.
Salt-n-Pepa "Shoop" Sentenced to shoop themselves if they're so damn horny.
Michael Jackson "Remember the Time" Sentenced to come back from the dead and have the most awesome comeback in musical history.
Gerardo "Rico Suave" Sentenced to lose the bandana, put on a shirt and lose those damn jeans.
'N Sync "Thinking of You (I Drive Myself Crazy)" Sentenced to have Lance, Joey, JC and Chris give Justin a call.
Episode 5.06
Madonna "Celebration" Sentenced to beg the real baby Jesus for forgiveness.
Rihanna "Take a Bow" Sentenced to build an army of Chris Brown robots and then smash them.
Pink "Funhouse" Sentenced to go set fire to Kanye West's house.
Destiny's Child "Girl" Sentenced to dress like the Golden Girls for two months.
Mariah Carey "Honey" Sentenced to take acting, diving, Spanish, and Sea-Doo driving lessons.
Episode 5.07
Jay-Z featuring Kanye West and Rihanna "Run This Town" Sentenced to lose Kanye West and put Taylor Swift in his next video.
Tokio Hotel "Automatic" Sentenced to go to Tokyo and get stepped on by Godzilla.
Backstreet Boys "Straight Through My Heart" Sentenced to follow Kevin's lead and find real jobs.
Asher Roth featuring Keri Hilson "She Don't Wanna Man" Sentenced to leave Keri Hilson alone and make out with the big girl.
Jay Reatard "It Ain't Gonna Save Me" Sentenced to have a scary clown haunt your dreams forever.
Episode 5.08
Nickelback "I'd Come for You" Sentenced to not call a song about a father and daughter relationship "I'd Come for You".
David Guetta featuring Akon "Sexy Chick" Sentenced to rename this song to "Two Sexy Dudes Who Only Have Eyes for Each Other".
Miley Cyrus "Party in the U.S.A." Sentenced to have some self-respect and cover yourself the f*** up.
Demi Lovato "Don't Forget" Sentenced to forget about yourself. Your teenage angst is starting to bore us.
Whitney Houston "Million Dollar Bill" Sentenced to never let Bobby Brown back in your life.
Episode 5.09
Jordin Sparks "S.O.S. (Let the Music Play)" Sentenced to work in a pawn shop until all of her gold chains are sold.
Sean Paul "Press It Up" Sentenced to turn off his webcam until further notice.
R. Kelly featuring Keri Hilson "Number One" Sentenced to sleep in separate beds for one year.
Silversun Pickups "Substitution" Sentenced to play Ring Around the Rosie until they all fall down.
All Time Low "Damned If I Do Ya (Damned If I Don't)" Sentenced to get the @*#! kicked out of them by high school bullies.
Episode 5.10
The Weather Girls "Dear Santa (Bring Me a Man This Christmas)" Sentenced to realize that Santa is good at what he does, but he isn't that good!
Snoop Dogg featuring Dat Nigga Daz, Nate Dogg, Tray Deee and Bad Azz "Santa Claus Goes Straight to the Ghetto" Sentenced to share that hendog and sack of krazy glue with everybody else.
Destiny's Child "8 Days of Christmas" Sentenced to stop giving Santa Claus an erection every time he watches this video.
'N Sync "Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays" Sentenced to keep your Christmas spirit to yourself.
Chris Brown "This Christmas" Sentenced to go away this Christmas and every Christmas after that.
Episode 5.11
Lady Gaga "Paparazzi" Sentenced to only wear clothes from the Gap from now on.
Miley Cyrus "Party in the U.S.A." Sentenced to take the party to Afghanistan.
Mariah Carey "Obsessed" Sentenced to stop making Eminem look like the normal one.
Black Eyed Peas "I Gotta Feeling" Sentenced to drink, fill up my cup, mazel tov, l'chaim!
Kanye West featuring Mr Hudson "Paranoid" Sentenced to get mauled by a horde of Taylor Swift fans.
Jonas Brothers "Paranoid" Sentenced to stop being so paranoid and lose those purity rings.
Eminem "We Made You" Sentenced to re-retire until you come up with some fresh material.
3OH!3 "Don't Trust Me" Sentenced to have a back-up career... trust me.
Taylor Swift "You Belong with Me" Sentenced to record a song with Kanye West. You know it's only a matter of time...
LMFAO "I'm in Miami Trick" Sentenced to move to Regina trick.
Tokio Hotel "Automatic" Sentenced to make Bill Kaulitz change his name to "Brenda".
Pitbull "Hotel Room Service" Sentenced to clean the dirty hotel sheets.
A.R. Rahman and the Pussycat Dolls featuring Nicole Scherzinger "Jai Ho! (You Are My Destiny)" Sentenced to jai-go away forever.
Keri Hilson featuring Kanye West and Ne-Yo "Knock You Down" Sentenced to put out one song that just features herself.
Jamie Foxx featuring T-Pain "Blame It" Sentenced to blame it on the G-G-G-G-G-Gyllenhaal.
Britney Spears "If U Seek Amy" Sentenced to go "if you seek amy" yourself.
Asher Roth "I Love College" Sentenced to get kicked out of college for an epic fail.
Kelly Clarkson "My Life Would Suck Without You" Sentenced to be tossed out the window with the rest of your garbage.
Soulja Boy featuring Sammie "Kiss Me Thru the Phone" Sentenced to hang up the phone and put your career on hold.
Lady Gaga "LoveGame" Sentenced to shove your disco stick where the disco lights don't shine.
Episode 5.12
Alicia Keys "If I Ain't Got You" Sentenced to keep a gratitude journal.
Jennifer Lopez featuring LL Cool J "All I Have" Sentenced to upgrade their phones, and their partners.
Backstreet Boys "I'll Never Break Your Heart" Sentenced to contract a raging case of cabin fever.
Aaron Carter "Crazy Little Party Girl" Sentenced to do cartwheels down a ski hill.
Snow "Girl I've Been Hurt" Sentenced to stay outside until he's snowblind.
Episode 5.13
Lady Gaga "Bad Romance" Sentenced to realize all your romances will be bad if you continue to set your boyfriends on fire.
Kesha "Tik Tok" Sentenced to realize that no matter how many showers she takes, she can't wash the dirty off.
Timbaland featuring SoShy and Nelly Furtado "Morning After Dark" Sentenced to intensive therapy for those odd facial tics.
Cobra Starship "Hot Mess" Sentenced to serve 20 to life for attempted rape.
Black Eyed Peas "Meet Me Halfway" Sentenced to return all the money they made from selling out.
Episode 5.14
50 Cent featuring Ne-Yo "Baby By Me" Sentenced to pay child support to baby mamas everywhere.
Alicia Keys "Try Sleeping with a Broken Heart" Sentenced to try sleeping with a broken jaw.
Leighton Meester featuring Robin Thicke "This Christmas" Sentenced to put on some decent clothes and go on a normal date.
Datarock "The Pretender" Sentenced to buy the jury's groceries for one month.
John Mayer "Who Says" Sentenced to shut his stupid yap once and for all.
Episode 5.15
Rihanna featuring Young Jeezy "Hard" Sentenced to stop accepting makeovers from Lady Gaga.
Chris Brown "Crawl" Sentenced to crawl into a coffin and be buried alive.
Adam Lambert "For Your Entertainment" Sentenced to be burned alive for our entertainment.
Robin Thicke "Sex Therapy" Sentenced to receive shock therapy for life for putting out this piece of crap.
Pitbull featuring Akon "Shut It Down" Sentenced to shut themselves down.
Episode 5.16
Beyoncé featuring Lady Gaga "Video Phone" Sentenced to glorify your guns. Just not the kind that kill people.
Taylor Swift "Fifteen" Sentenced to go back to high school and take some vocal classes.
Nick Jonas and the Administration "Who I Am" Sentenced to realize that people will love you for who you are. As long as you don't have a pot belly and a bald spot.
50 Cent "Do You Think About Me" Sentenced to get over yourself. We haven't thought about you in a good long while.
30 Seconds to Mars "Kings and Queens" Sentenced to obey the rules of the road and wear a helmet.
Episode 5.17
Rihanna "Rude Boy" Sentenced to stop looking for rude boys and change your taste in men. Your track record ain't that good.
Usher "Hey Daddy (Daddy's Home)" Sentenced to stop being so damn sexy. It's enough already. We know you're a ladies man. Tell us something new.
Young Money featuring Lloyd "BedRock" Sentenced to realize that you won't be around long enough to have your money turn old.
Timbaland featuring Katy Perry "If We Ever Meet Again" Sentenced to never ever meet again. If not for us, then do it for the children.
Dan Black featuring Kid Cudi "Symphonies" Sentenced to stop making quality videos for the purpose of this show. Our jurors have nothing to say.
Episode 5.18
David Guetta featuring Akon "Sexy Chick" Sentenced to double dive into an empty pool.
Jonas Brothers featuring Big Rob "Burnin' Up" Sentenced to benchpress Big Rob.
50 Cent "Just a Lil Bit" Sentenced to start taking roofies.
Heidi Montag "BlackOut" Sentenced to more plastic surgery and a name change.
Mariah Carey featuring T.I. "I'll Be Lovin' U Long Time" Sentenced to please just stop.
Episode 5.19
Beyoncé "Sweet Dreams" Sentenced to have mechanical sex with a robot.
Beyoncé "If I Were a Boy" Sentenced to work as a stripper cop for a week.
Beyoncé "Ring the Alarm" Sentenced to solitary confinement for a month.
Jay-Z featuring Beyoncé "'03 Bonnie and Clyde" Sentenced to take the jury to Mexico on vacation.
Destiny's Child "Bug a Boo" Sentenced to retrieve their pagers from the garbage.
Episode 5.20
Lady Gaga featuring Beyoncé "Telephone" Sentenced to poison yourselves with a slice of Wonder Bread and a Diet Coke while talking on your Virgin cellphone and taking a picture of it with your Polaroid camera for the purposes of posting it as your profile picture on Does that make sense? Who cares. Neither does this video.
Episode 5.21 (original airing)
Kesha featuring 3OH!3 "Blah Blah Blah" Sentenced to act more like Taylor Swift and start feeling sorry for herself.
Taylor Swift "White Horse" Sentenced to enjoy her success while she actually has some.
Dakota Fanning and Kristen Stewart "Cherry Bomb" Sentenced to go back to being adorable.
Vampire Weekend "Giving Up the Gun" Sentenced to change their name the Jonas Brothers the sequel.
Lil Wayne featuring Eminem "Drop the World" Sentenced to begin the final descent into obscurity.