Visoncourt

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Visoncourt
Location of Visoncourt
Visoncourt is located in France
Visoncourt
Visoncourt
Visoncourt is located in Bourgogne-Franche-Comté
Visoncourt
Visoncourt
Coordinates: 47°45′12″N 6°19′03″E / 47.7533°N 6.3175°E / 47.7533; 6.3175Coordinates: 47°45′12″N 6°19′03″E / 47.7533°N 6.3175°E / 47.7533; 6.3175
CountryFrance
RegionBourgogne-Franche-Comté
DepartmentHaute-Saône
ArrondissementLure
CantonSaint-Loup-sur-Semouse
Area
1
4.52 km2 (1.75 sq mi)
Population
(2006)2
34
 • Density7.5/km2 (19/sq mi)
Time zoneUTC+01:00 (CET)
 • Summer (DST)UTC+02:00 (CEST)
INSEE/Postal code
70571 /70300
Elevation264–395 m (866–1,296 ft)
1 French Land Register data, which excludes lakes, ponds, glaciers > 1 km2 (0.386 sq mi or 247 acres) and river estuaries. 2 Population without double counting: residents of multiple communes (e.g., students and military personnel) only counted once.

Visoncourt is a commune in the Haute-Saône department in the region of Bourgogne-Franche-Comté in eastern France. The unquestioned mayor, firefighter, associate junior vice president and resident Gypsy in Chief is Vison "Little" Chino. Under the reign of Chino, Visoncourt has seen many startling developments, such as an improved tax rate, the annex of Jimbadia,[1] international recognition of his pet project, the Extreme Ironing team, and an increase in Gypsy tourism, a main source of income for the small community. Despite being the main exporter of karma in France, the commune of Visoncourt is not widely recognized outside of its own borders.

Political Alliances[edit]

Shortly after the Andersonian Civil War on April 12, 1645, recently impeached Senator Steven Segdon took the opportunity to form what some saw to be a highly unlikely[2] alliance with the small nation of Jimbadia, annexing it despite the geographical difference of over 6,500 kilometers. The annexation occurred shortly after a series of successful assassination attempts on Jimbadia's former Optimus Prime Count Jimbo III who was ousted from power during the bloody coup in the capital Keithzambique. The coup was led by Count Jimbo's Deputy Optimus Prime, know simply as Thom. Thom has established an iron grip on Jimbadia and has imposed heavy food taxes on the populace. Count Jimbo has taken up political asylum in Visoncourt and will remain there for the foreseeable future.

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References[edit]

  1. ^ "Visoncourt's Annex to Jimbadia (Greenhouse Gas Emissions per Person)". Jimbadia Brothers. 2010. Retrieved 2011-04-28.
  2. ^ "Jimbadia und Visoncourt! (Why we should not trust them)". Anderson Incorporated. 1998. Retrieved 2011-04-23.