Wikipedia:April Fools/April Fools' Day 2005/Cabal
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Welcome to the official headquarters of Wikipedia's cabal! We are a group of sysops and bureaucrats and developers. We are commanded into action by our good friend, Jimbo Wales! We, the undersigned agree to :D
- Reject as many requests for adminship as possible.
- Keep n00bs under control by telling them ridiculous lies about our respect for humanity.
- Scare anybody we want into submission by blocking whiners.
- Spend the donations from fundraising drives on gold-plated 70-foot yachts, French wines and bottled water, and business jets for the Board of Trustees members. We also give these things to Willy on Wheels
- Look down on everybody else.
- Encourage systematic bias throughout Wikimedia.
- Continue to develop our secret anti-copyleft policies.
- Trim our hair in accordance with the elitist lifestyle.
- Delete anything, anytime.
- Propagate the total worship of Jimbo.
- Indiscriminately accuse harmless users of vandalism.
- Use the mailing lists and Internet Relay Chat to denounce "trolls".
- Loudly and repeatedly deny the very existence of our aims or the existence of this page.
- 1. John "Sockpuppet" Doe
- 2. Neutralitytalk 03:45, Apr 1, 2005 (UTC)
- 3. Goobergunch|? (zee non-sysop spy!) 05:06, 1 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- π. Meelar (talk) 10:04, Apr 1, 2005 (UTC)
- 4. Scott Gall 05:24, 2005 Apr 1 (UTC)
- 5. Radiant! (talk) 05:28, Apr 1, 2005 (UTC)
- 6. I27.O.O.l 06:49, 1 Apr 2005 (UTC) (Do you have to be logged in to join?)
- 7. please note that real members of the cabal identify each other by forehead tattoos in a color that only the initiated can see. These
tasty meatsnacksusers only THINK they're in the cabal. Or maybe that's just what they want you to think.
User:Jimbo WalesNode 18:08, 1 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- 8. Comrade Nick @)---^-- 07:56, 1 Apr 2005 (UTC)
- 9. Goose 09:52, 1 Apr 2005 (UTC) New member of the cabalists
- 0-0. There is no cabal, that is all.
- 42 Arthur Dent
- b3ta teh quo