Wikipedia:Clinic for Wikipediholics

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Wikiclinic for Wikipediholics. If you or someone you know is addicted to the Wikipedia, and the wikipatch has had no effect, consider checking them in. Better than checking in to the Hotel Wikipedia.

Please enter new people at the bottom.


  • Signing out of the clinic after several months! -- Imadeausername! (talk|contribs) 05:44, 18 February 2011 (UTC)
  • I have confessed myself as a Wikipediholic, with a score of 8719, and am checking myself in. -- Imadeausername! (talk|contribs) 05:09, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
  • I would like to check myself in for being a Wikivandalholic can someone please help me make some decent edits, before it's too late? (KarlCloudy (talk) 09:03, 16 April 2008 (UTC))
  • I have quite a lot of homework and High School applications I have put off for Wikipedia. Need help. Marlith T/C 03:43, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
  • I'm trying to wean myself off ... just ended a self-requested block of 15 days... I might lose my job :( Amit@Talk 15:10, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
  • !!HELP!! JUST SCORED A 20000–44999 ON THE HOLIC TEST, I NEED HELP.--Sunny910910 {talk|Contributions} 05:42, 11 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Mustapha-Habib Sklenash is the world's #1 wikipedia addict. Every free second he has is spent editing such notable articles as "Ali Completely Pwns" "Connect 4 4 Life" and the infamously vandalized "Famous Czech People," which has been removed over 100 times for being completely worthless.
  • I just realized I spent an hour and a half finding userboxes for my user page. I need help. worthawholebean talkcontribs 04:20, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
  • October 28, 2003 - November 27, 2003: Dori checking myself in. I think I need to cut it out for a while (it hit me when I actually proposed a policy! page). Someone make sure I don't sneak in any edits while in the clinic :)
    • November 10 - Letting myself out for good behavior. I'll try to be less involved in the future. Dori
  • Checking myself in. Studies and all other aspects of life have gone, it is reasonable to say, out the window. I am writing this on my fourth hour of Wikipedia today. Ludraman 21:45, 1 Mar 2004 (UTC)
    • I am actually going to do some study tonight (honest!) - can I check myself out for that?
    • I'll give you probation, but you better do your homework first :) Dori | Talk 18:10, Mar 3, 2004 (UTC)
    • I am going to do my homework - honest! I just need to do a few more edits...... :-) Ludraman 19:38, 3 Mar 2004 (UTC)
  • I am letting myself out. I am no longer so Wikipedia-obsessed, thanks to a comprehensive rehabilitation program. :-) Ludraman | Talk 16:21, 18 Mar 2004 (UTC)
    • I'm not sure you were a wikipediholic. Note that you forgot to sign your first reply to yourself. "I am actually going to do some study tonight (honest!) - can I check myself out for that?" See? No signature! Also, you might have edited your own post so it reads, "I am actually going to do some studying tonight..." -- Imadeausername! (talk|contribs) 01:37, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
  • I have been working on Wikipedia off and on for about 6 hours consecutively. Goodralph 09:16, 5 Apr 2004 (UTC)
  • I'm autistic and I'm obsessed with trolling and vandalism after I was blocked for having an offensive user name months ago. I need therapy and your love. If you don't revert my vandalism this time, I will create an account to work on autistic articles. Yours, Vandalizator
    • Hi -- please create an account, preferably with a non-confrontational name, and let's get editing. Your input is welcome! -- The Anome 00:20, 6 Apr 2004 (UTC)
    • But please don't do what you just did to vandalism: it just pushes other people's buttons, and we all have to take another journey round the Drama Triangle... -- The Anome 00:22, 6 Apr 2004 (UTC)
    • I'm in the same boat. Some disorders do require treatment, and wikipediholism is one of them. Help!. Neurodivergent 20:23, 2 November 2005 (UTC)
  • No use remaining here - I spend as much time as usual äround.... and blocking myself would be needed in at least 7 different places (sv:+en:+de: + xx.wikt + meta), and there is still possibility to read pages and make plans for editing when I'm back...Mikez (02.55 am local time)
  • I'd just like to say that my productivity on a paper skyrocketed after I blocked myself for four days. I'd gladly do the same for any Wikipedian who asked. Meelar 00:39, 4 May 2004 (UTC)
  • I'll bear that in mind. Seriously. --bodnotbod 01:07, May 4, 2004 (UTC)
  • I have an English paper due tomorrow and I've been here for three hours. Help me. (On second thoughts, I haven't checked my watchlist in ten minutes...) (scuttles away) -- Rissa 21:08, 5 Jun 2004 (UTC)

IM SORRY FOR VANDALISING YOU WIKIPEDIA! ILL NEVER DO IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • My parents' 50th anniversary is this weekend and I have many things to do. I owe a fleshed-out plan for work. I need to stop logging in and checking my watchlist. One thing leads to another. Argh. I can stop for a week, really I can. It's only a week-- Elf | Talk 01:56, 18 May 2004 (UTC)
  • This is probably a first : I was daydreaming and deciding on the format of my next (first) great article while looking outside the window this morning. Only problem was, I was also shaving at the time - I now have a neat inch-wide scar under my nose testifying to my Wikipediholicism -- other more experienced/hopeless/deranged Wikipediholics : please please please tell me there are other people who bear their Wikiscars with pride. Definitely leaving for a week (or till I stop bleeding)-- [[User:AmarChandra|Amar | Talk]] 12:59, Jul 11, 2004 (UTC)
    • I woke up early to watch an edit (oops freudian slip) to watch a webcast on the people of [Darfur] ... unfortunately, my browser opens on the Random Page link and I got a message welcoming me to wikipedia as66.245.208.240 this is Pedant instead of watching my webcast, I clicked random page and wow, somehow I found myself here with no recollection of how I got here. I'm going back to wikisource now, gonna try to avoid editing anything before Das Kapital is ready to post.66.245.208.240 13:02, 25 Aug 2004 (UTC)
      • I'm doing better now, some wikistress from the Ships project and teaching a group of kids what wiki etiquette was took me away from editing so much. My big problem now is I wake up trying to click the edit button on my nightmares. I no longer have any spare time whatsoever. Apparently, from the statstics, I'm getting worse, in the last month I've moved up from numbe 4000 plus in wikipedians by number of edits to under 700. I'd like to drop back to at least 1500th by next month. If I were a sysop I'd ban myself for a while. I can't focus and I find myself editing everything and every article linked to everything until my computer crashes. I had 23 tabs opened when I went out on last night's date, and didn't have the time to bookmark them. I had to explain what I was doing and my girlfriend took quite a while to get it. I knew I should have never let her know, she thinks I'm weird enough as it is. ('m going to try to avoid any more edits for 24 hours. pray for me Pedant 02:07, 2004 Dec 9 (UTC)
  • Checking in. It's hopeless. [[User:Neutrality|Neutrality (talk)]] 01:15, 13 Sep 2004 (UTC)
  • I need help. I have done very little today except browse and edit Wikipedia. Yes, approaching 100 edits today. I need a job :-) Can anyone help a serious Wikiholic? JOHN COLLISON | (Ludraman) 21:48, 25 Sep 2004 (UTC)
    You're in relapse. I recommend three weeks of no editing. Dori | Talk 03:37, Dec 24, 2004 (UTC)
  • Checking in to the clinic...I'd say after dreaming about editing a page and buying a Wikipedia shirt, I'm officially a Wikipediaholic. :) pie4all88 02:57, 12 Oct 2004 (UTC)
  • Umm, I hear voices in my head like 'EDIT' , EDIT, YOU MUST EDIT WIKIPEDIA'. Also I have these black outs, total blank vegetative states. When I come to, and become aware of it, I would be openning up random pages and editing like crazy on wikipedia. What's happening to me ?! Please help me somebody! Is there still any hope for me??--Jondel 06:52, 19 Oct 2004 (UTC)
    Sleep-editing? That's a common symptom. Dori | Talk 03:36, Dec 24, 2004 (UTC)
  • Ah, checking in is all well and fine, I think I'm ready to admit that I'm ill - but what I really want to know is: How do I get cured/out? Noel (talk) 18:09, 15 Dec 2004 (UTC)
    When you're in you're not supposed to edit. Once you shake off the withdrawal symtomps, you try to edit less often. Dori | Talk 03:35, Dec 24, 2004 (UTC)
  • Gulp. I don't have the courage to check in... no edits for a week? I COULDN'T DO IT MAN! *hangs head* I've been here less than a month and I've got over 250 edits... I read books and textbooks and reach for the edit button to fix POV, typos, misfacts and other errors, I view other websites as sub-par because they are stagnant, even my persuasive essays are creepily NPOV. I just took the wikipediaholic test and scored 623.14. It's a good thing though! I can quit whenever I want! Honest! As Charlie Brown once said to Linus, "That blanket really is useful." Excuse me whilst I descend into insanity. [[User:Consequencefree|Ardent]] 08:27, 1 Feb 2005 (UTC)
  • Yesterday had to I finnish an essay. Instead I spent all day editing wikipedia. I belive that time happens differently on Wikipedia (wikitime?)- I'm sure I was only on for an hour or so...but the clock she say 6hrs! I am going to ban myself for the rest of today and the weekend.--JK the unwise 09:05, 4 Mar 2005 (UTC) I was going to write this and then log off but some strange force deflected my mouse. Now I really will log off. See yo on Monday :-)--JK the unwise 09:32, 4 Mar 2005 (UTC)
Horray, I made it to monday. I am obviously not an addict so I'm checking myself out.--JK the unwise 09:56, 7 Mar 2005 (UTC)
  • I have neglected my homework all day due to my lingering around Wikipedia. My eyes have been permanently damaged, and my sleeping hours have drastically dwindled. Cannabalistic hamsters have burned down my house. I resolve not to edit for a week three days and hopefully drop my current score of 229 even lower. I know I will fail. O__o;; Sango123 01:00, Apr 25, 2005 (UTC)
    • Signed out as of 19:06, Apr 27, 2005 (UTC). (I failed. ^_^;;) Sango123
  • HELP!!! I am twitching constantly from not being able to edit efficiently!!! HELP!!! EVEN THOUGH I DONT EDIT MUCH, I NEED HELP!!! Frenchman113 19:16, May 2, 2005 (UTC)
  • Yeah. Time to check in. No more edits for a week... The final nail in the coffin was the edit war I had with myself today! Removed a huge section from Aggressive skating that I originally wrote(!), then added a huge section nearly identical to the one I removed, but before saving, got fed up with my writing and ended up removing the new huge section as well.
  • I had to delete wikipedia from my favorites at work, and I still wound up at the Kreyol site, doing edits--and I don't even speak Kreyol!. It's nearly 12 midnight and I still haven't let my dog outside. I get involved in meaningless debates about whether Gasoline should be Petrol and take one side as if it is a life or death situation. I need help. I need help. Meet me on my Talk Page. astiquetalk 04:01, 10 Jun 2005 (UTC)
  • I'm only here because the judge ordered me to. I'm not a Wikipediholic, I just like to edit for 10-20 hours a day and not sleep or go outside, and there was something I was supposed to before I checked in, but I don't remember it now. <>Who?¿? 05:55, 10 Jun 2005 (UTC)
  • No Wikipedia for 4 days.If you see me editing shoot me down.--JK the unwise 11:14, 22 July 2005 (UTC)
  • Would a professional Wikidoctor please check whether I have Wikipediaholism or not? I may be an addict, but again, I might not. (Note: Don't take it seriously. Just a joke.) — Stevey7788 (talk) 00:52, 30 July 2005 (UTC)
  • Hi, I just took the test; avoided taking it for the last one month but thought I shd chk it out today. The score is in the range given as fatal. I'm a wee bit (probably more) worried. Planning to restrict myself to < 20 edits/day from 1st Nov. --Gurubrahma 11:21, 22 October 2005 (UTC)
  • d00dzorrz, I enlisted three days ago, and I already feel like a wikiholic... Now I am depressed. Checking in indeed... Nazgjunk - - Signing is for Whimps 16:13, 20 November 2005 (UTC)
  • Checking in! Until I am completely cured (less than 135 on the test - I scored 210), I am going to limit my total time on all wikis to an hour a day, including homework. I am currently typing this during lunch break - I haven't even had lunch yet, and might not today. Although my obsession is not as great as many of yours, I do not have the free time messicary to support the lifestyle - I am in the most rigorous courses available to high school freshmen in the entire Snohomish Country (Washington). This does not include time on homework, as long as I am actually doing homework, rather than jacking off. My homework time can take up to an additional hour everyday (Time on Wikipedia = Time on homework + Time goofing off - Time goofing off is less than or equal to one hour, and total time is less than or equal to two hours) and then I have to find another resource - this is to prevent unnessicary temptation to keep going.

BTW, what suggestions do recovered Wikipediholics have for recovery???? --Trevdna 19:48, 23 November 2005 (UTC)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Failed my attempt on only my third day in the clinic! Have been on for about two and a half hours today.
But I must keep trying - tomorrow's a new day. So long everybody. (BTW, am I the only one that comes in here?) Trevdna 03:21, 27 November 2005 (UTC)
No, I keep an eye on here and offer support occasionally. You can do it!!! Break the addiction. (Why are you reading this right now -- go somewhere else!) --Michael (talk) 03:58, 27 November 2005 (UTC)
  • Checking in because of my score on the test, which is 1,529. (I am the champion!)Qwertysoup 15:54, 03 January 2006 (BST)
Any recovered humans got a suggestion? Qwertysoup 15:54, 03 January 2006 (BST)
  • Adding myself. I read & edit wiki instead of preparing for my exams. Because of you, damn wiki, and especiall things like RC and Special:Newpages I will lose my scholarship and my girl will certainly leave me. --Anthony Ivanoff 19:56, 10 January 2006 (UTC)
  • HELP! For the last week, every morning I tell myself "no more Wikipedia today, I have real work to do." But it's no use. As soon as I sit down at the computer, ... "well, just one little peek at my watchlist..." And you know the rest. My co-workers are mad at me, I must have missed many important business meetings (I haven't checked my regular mail for the last two weeks), and I did none of the many things that I had planned to over the Christmas school break. I just took the Wikipediholic Test, scored 169. HELP! Jorge Stolfi 00:26, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
  • I have 1/2 of a course to learn; my final exam is on Monday. I spent all evening and early morning on here. Wikiholic test 556, but at least it's only the first time I've taken it. Wait... no... is that good? --geekyßroad. meow? 10:39, 24 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Checking In- AAAAAgh I've got to do other things with my life! Angrynight 04:16, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Checking out- couldn't...stay...away. ...Need...help... Angrynight 05:11, 1 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Semi-checking in, NO EDITS B4 5pm. need to find a job. Ideally I won't edit past 6 them I can go and watch the Simpsons on BBC.--JK the unwise 17:57, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
  • Oh, sh-t, I have reached the top 20 list. Someone help me. First 3 months of using Wikipedia! Freddie 02:28, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
  • I am checking in. I got #1 on the top 20 list on my first try without cheating. I have installed a program on my computer that stops me from editing from 3 a.m UTC to 3 p.m. UTC; however, I keep disabling it!! P.H. - Kyoukan, UASC 01:38, 16 May 2006 (UTC)
  • I think I am devoloping an addiction. I spend a large amount of time reading Wikipedia like it's a book. Instead of websites on the subject, I simply go to Wikipedia to see if Kelly Clarkson is releasing a new single or the latest on the new Dr. Who episodes. AND I'M 11 YEARS OLD! MorwenofLossarnarch 00:49, 13 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Morwen, your poor tortured 11 year old soul must be driving you to the point of madness. I wishyou well on the road to recovery from Wikipediholism. As for me, I am Thor, and I am a wikipediaholic. I lied on my Wikipediholic test UBX on my User page, cause I thought people would see me as a nerd, so I tried to suppress my score. My actual score was 1588... I thought I better get in here for treatment while I still can! Thor Malmjursson 10:07, 21 June 2006 (UTC)
  • I'm going to attempt to remain away from Wikipedia for 24 hours, wish me luck.
EvocativeIntrigue 19:26, 13 May 2006 (UTC)
    • I had released myself (I displaced my addiction with Battlefield 2 for a while), but I'm checking back in: I actually just tried to sign an email ~~~~...
EvocativeIntrigue TALK | EMAIL 19:43, 14 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Checking in... 4000 edits in the first 2 months after registering... my HTML, MRC & TCL skills have been all but forgotten in lieu of Wiki markup... will be taking a Wikibreak in a couple weeks to move across country... hopefully will not be as addicted when I come back... - Adolphus79 23:06, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
    • Update... I currently have only limited internet acces... no longer addicted, but will hopefully stay semi-active... checking out... for now... - Adolphus79 00:41, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
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WikiAAARRRGGHHH! WikiNOOO! WikiIT WikiCOMES! User:Dfrg.msc File:DFRG. MSC.jpg 00:38, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

  • I'm addicted to Wikipedia it is affecting my home and work life sometimes I touch myself while reading about plant seeds.
  • Previously, in another post: "Oh, sh-t, I have reached the top 20 list". I have also reached the top-20. I don't want to stop, but I have Year 12 exams in 6 weeks! Is there a way of blocking my IP for the next 10 weeks? (Please don't do it just yet, though... please!). David P. A. Hunter, esq. III Let us to it, Pell-Mell 14:46, 9 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Checking in... should've a while ago. Last week I woke up one morning at 5:30, went to work until 3:45, and edited from 4:00 PM to 8:30 AM the next morning (local time)-- that's 16 editing hours straight and 27 hours awake. Almost missed project Monday because I wikipedia'd while I was supposed to be doing research.

    Worst of all, edited Wikipedia in a towel this morning during my shower (came down to get another towel for my hair while water was still on.) Help! — Editor at Large(speak) 21:47, 19 October 2006 (UTC)

i need a life, i don't have a life, i wish i had a life, i am a good actor and sometimes pretend like i have a life, almost all of my waking life is spent on wikipedia, i have so little of a life i don't even do homework/projects but somehow i'm still on the honor roll, i need a life, i am slowly going crazy 123456 switch, crazy going slowly am i 654321 switch, i'm on the top 20 wikipediaholic list with real answers, and i've only been here 3 months. man i need a life, but at least i'm honest enough to admit it.

peace out-Three ways round 21:56, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

  • I'm losing it. I had a strange dream that Willy on Wheels was inside a grocery store, and was moving stuff and changing the price tags to include the words ON WHEELS!!! A few minutes later, Bobby Boulders was shouting at the clerk, calling him a fascist and trying to get people to help him rebel. HELP! Bushcarrot (Talk·Desk) 20:02, 24 January 2007 (UTC)
  • It is possible to be a wikipediholic in recovery! Only 500 edits in the last 10 months! I just have to stay away, or I have a binge like May 15 through today... just set down that keyboard, walk away calmly... Elf | Talk 06:30, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
  • (or a binge like...) 1200-odd edits in 3 days. --Milton 22:32, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
  • WikiDo WikiYou WikiHave WikiAny WikiCures? WikiWhat WikiAbout WikiTablets? Riley the Kirlia 00:54, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  • I am a ten-year-old who is seriously WikiAddicted. I have not done my homework for a month, as far as I remember. I believe I am in serious need of a WikiCure. Please help, or I'm afraid I'll turn out like Rich Farmbrough. Einsteinewton 05:32, 7 November 2007 (UTC)
  • I'm in serious need of some "WikiHelp". I can't stand being off Wikipedia for more than a day, and I find myself spacing put during the day thinking about what I'm going to do when I can finally get on Wikipedia. My most recent score on the Wikipediholic test was 2611. I have been known to put off school projects to use Wikipedia. HELP!!!! --θnce θn this island Speak! 00:30, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
if you have anny suggestions on how to not be as, well, obsessed, (sjort of a WikiBreak) you can just post under this or on my talk page ("speak' in my signature). --θnce θn this island Speak! 01:05, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Cure discovered: Want to cure your Wikiholism? Well it is actually quite simple to do.

Every time you wish to get on Wikipedia, or even to check your watchlist without editing, pour yourself a glass of water. Next, mix in a teaspoon or two (depending on how strong of a dose you want) of salt, and mix. You must swish the salt-water in your mouth for at least a minute and a half before you can go on Wikipedia. Continue to do this for a while, increasing salt content if you need a higher dose. Another variation is a mixture of water and hot sauce, but this you must drink fully before getting on. If you continue to drink the mixtures every time you edit Wikipedia, you will eventually associate Wikipedia with the mixture and quit or at least edit less. Good luck! =D Malinaccier (talk contribs) 02:11, 20 November 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for advice! I am the doctor for the wikiclinic and I'll remember that--Ipatrol (talk) 21:24, 21 September 2008 (UTC)

  • I never even ate for a few days...just a bag of plain cereal next to the computer. I never went down to eat. I ran out of cereal, and I had to be rushed to the emergency room. They had to strap me down to keep me away from the computers in the hospital. WHAT DO I DO?? Cheers,JetLover (Report a mistake) 03:18, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Last week I had two dreams of editing Wikipedia. No, not just editing... I mean all I saw was black type on a white screen! That's it. I always used to dream in vivid color, with very animated human beings, and pretty trees, and sometimes scarey killers chasing me, but they were interesting. Not some random black words on a white background! WTH? I can't even remember what words they were! It was just a bunch of letters.

I remember everything was all white, white like copypaper white, and some words would spell out out of no where, and the ink would bleed from the letters...EW... into my white paper mind...or something. I wasn't even typing them myself. I had no hands, feet, or body. It was like my brain was the computer monitor, and someone in cyber-dreamspace must have been typing from a remote location, because it wasn't me! Help. Oh, and I've been up all night again. Afraid of the big white blankness of my mind, with little bitty, black bleeding words blotting about...ugh! Oh, I think the words were in German, and sometimes Italian, all mixed together... and bleeding... making no sense! :( help - Jeeny (talk) 00:48, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

They try to make me go to rehab, I say no, no, no... -- RoninBK T C 04:54, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

  • AHHHHHHHHHHHHH EVERY TIME I GO ON A COMPUTER I GO TO MY USERPAGE, WHAT THE ****'S HAPPENING?!?!?!?!


  • I'm supposed to be doing school work. But Wikipedia is like a magnet. DarkestMoonlight (talk) 19:46, 19 April 2008 (UTC)
  • I have heavy Wikipediaholicism, and can't be cure. It destroys my studies and examinations are coming on. What can I do for stopping ? Please HELP !! --Passawuth (talk) 11:22, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
  • HELP!!!I find myself absolutely OBSESSED with Wikipedia, checking for vandals in latest changes(well, somehting like that). I even posted my userpage onto my Facebook account. HELP!--Faizaguo (talk) 15:49, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Hello, I have been assigned to be a doctor for the Wikipidiholism Clinic. From what I see this is going to be a tough job. I hope I get a barnstar for this if I don't die. The last person Wikimedia assigned collapsed at their computer at 3:00 AM trying to deal with all the cases. Please come to my office if you would like to talk with me.--Ipatrol (talk) 21:10, 21 September 2008 (UTC)
  • This is a transcript from my latest visit to Wikiholics anonymous...
    • Me: Hello, my name is Cflm, and I'm a Wikiholic.
    • Everyone: Hi Cflm.
    • Me: I've been clean for over 1 day, but I'll never forget my first edit. I was young, wild and crazy, I had just spotted a vandal on the Franz Krommer article. Everybody else was doing it, so I though "just one... one little revert won't hurt". Oh how wrong, how stupid was I. That one little revert later turned into 2, then 3, then 10, then 100. I wanted something new, so I tried a little bit of Twinkle. That gave me a kick to keep going. 200, 400, 700, the edits kept coming. "I need more, more!", so I went to the most vile place in Wikipedia, the distributors. There was so much pressure, from society, the media, myself. "C'mon Cflm, do it!" the Wikidevil temped me. "Request some rollbacks, then you can use my minion's most evil creation, Huggle!" From then on, I was posessed, spending most of my Wikitime on HG allowed my edits to get out of control, 800, 1000, 1500, 2000, 2500, 3000. I feel much better now, allowing myself to open up with other Wikiholics is very comforting, thank you everybody, and goodnight! Cflm001 (Talk) 06:18, 1 November 2008 (UTC)
  • Help, I have a serious case of Wikipediholisim. I joined on 21 October 2008 and today, on 17 November 2008, I scored 12,197. Another editor who is a friend of mine who has been on Wikipedia much longer than me only scored 12,500!! Help!! TopGearFreak Talk 19:24, 17 November 2008 (UTC)
  • My name is Rocky. I'm a Wikiholic. I began here in August, just tinkering around. Now I find myself at 3:39 in the morning, this day, still tinkering..I haven't been off of this thing since 1 this afternoon. I feel sick, my eyes hurt, this Ergonomic chair no longer helps, and I am at my wit's end. It's too much to take. No one is on any other social networking site like I am on Wiki. I love Wiki. It's almost like Wiki is my wife. This of course isn't true, partly because I don't date. I don't date because I want to stay faithful to my Wiki. My life is a downward spiral without you Wiki. I can only hope a few days here will give me some time to think about all I have accomplished in my life and be glad that I still have air. FAREWELL ( for at least 3 hours so I can sleep). Step 1 - Admitting I have a problem. --EmperorofBlackPeopleEverywhere (talk) 08:36, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
  • I like Wikipedia so much, i'm doing poorly in school! Can anyone help?!?? --Encyclopedia77 Talk 21:17, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
  • Hi. I have begun to search for Wikipedia tabs on other web pages, and looked for the {{cite}} button when I had to write a research paper. Also my friends and family are beginning to worry, because I always have something to say, something to Do which is related to the wiki. I cannot stay off for a day, and my watchlist is always in a tab. WHAT CAN I DO!?! Oh hey, someone wrote something on her talk page... HELP! Marx01 Tell me about it 00:21, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
  • I'd like to become a specialist for the clinic, please... (see if this helps my compulsive hurricane lookups here) RoryReloaded (talk) 07:25, 16 October 2009 (UTC)
  • I know I need help. How do I get it? Warmest Regards, :)--thecurran let it off your chest 03:56, 26 November 2009 (UTC)
  • I am way too addicted to wikipedia, Help!!! Accdude92 (talk to me!) (sign) 15:32, 3 December 2009 (UTC)
  • HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!! --Ğaaw (talk) 17:28, 22 February 2011 (UTC)
  • I have been on Wikipedia for God knows who many hours on Wikipedia today. I have also scored a ridiculously high score on the Wikipediholism test. HELP!!! Crazymonkey1123 public (talk) 22:19, 2 April 2011 (UTC)
The Wikipatch actually makes my addiction worse now. HELP ME NOW!!!!!! Crazymonkey1123 (Jacob) T or M/Sign mine 05:46, 25 May 2011 (UTC)
  • I am a super addicted wikipedian! I scored 566,158 on the wikiholism test! I need help!I will not check out until my score is 350,000 or lower. I dont care how long it takes! Elektrik Band 00:16, 6 June 2011 (UTC)

I am just so addicted to all wiki sites! I must stop! --The Kool Egg... That Rox... That Rox Too Well 21:45, 3 August 2011 (UTC)

  • Me and my Girlfriend have not had a proper date for 2 weeks. I am checking us in. Cbrittain10 (talk) 19:51, 20 July 2011 (UTC)
  • Signing in during my vacation, from hospital bed, after surgery, using Google NexusOne--Ne0 (talk) 02:38, 10 February 2012 (UTC)
  • I started a page on Wikipedia about a week ago, and on on SW Fanon two days ago, and I'm going horribly off track! I'm in sixth form, and keep forgetting to do my homework, and then I have to stay up till three in the morning trying to cram. I scored 1199683701382 in the Wikiholic test, which I did for a laugh, and I now realise what my score means Can somebody please help me, block me, or something!!!!! 20-13-rila (talk) 19:49, 19 November 2013 (UTC)