Wikipedia:TWA/1/Bio

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3...2...1...Galactic challenge!
Hey there, which one of these userpage introductions do you think is mine?


I'm Phil O'Sofy the Third. I live at 116 Comet Drive. Phone number: 1-8644-36745-32. P.O. Box 1943, Constellation Vega. I'm 13 (million years old). My solar security # is 10-100-001010-001. My Universal Hitcoin Credit Card # is 4000 3000 2121 expiration 04/200004. Howdy!
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Hi, I'm Sofy. I'm from the asteroid belt and study cosmic architecture. My interests are mainly space travel, knitting, and intergalactic poetry. Drop by any time to leave me a message on my talk page! I hope to do a lot of great work here.
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I'm Sofy. But my friends call me Sy, Destroyer of Worlds. I have come to your planet to spread entropy, chaos, and disruption. I am ardently anti-exoskeleton and any creatures with exoskeletons should really steer clear of me. I'd rather you not be here at all, frankly. Just leave me alone with your weird shells! Seriously, you're not welcome here.
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