User:A More Perfect Onion

“ → I can resist everything except temptation. ”

— Today's Motto of the Day

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My userboxes

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

C++This user can program in C++.

PerlThis user is just another Perl hacker.

vbThis user is a Visual Basic programmer.

This user is a citizen of the United States of America.

This user flies a Wikipedia Air Force stealth fighter in Operation Enduring Encyclopedia.

This user is a recent changes patroller.

This editor is not an administrator and does not wish to be one.

Warning! Soylent Green is people! "Books" by Alphascript Publishing & Icon Group reuse Wikipedia.

DESTROY! DESTROY!This user is a WikiDalek. VANDALS WILL BE EX-TER-MI-NATED!

This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.

About me

ΘΧThis user is a brother of
Theta Chi Fraternity.

This user is a fan of Gilbert and Sullivan.

This user is a Vexillologist.

This user is a certified scuba diver.

PSU

This user attends or attended
Penn State University

This user is a member of the Silly Party!

This user can solve the Rubik's Cube in 2m 20s.

I've been editing Wikipedia for a few years as an anonymous user. I frequently watch the Recent Changes page, and tag articles for speedy deletion. I finally decided to get a user account so that I could use Twinkle.

I'm not perfect; I'm only more perfect. I've been known to whack myself with a trout when necessary. I am not open to other editors wielding fish at me on Wikipedia, but I will gladly face people in a trout-fight elsewhere.

DYK hooks I've written

(These are the hooks, not the articles.)

Appeared on 1 April 2010:

• ... that Wikipedia covers the whole shebang?
• ... that Perth, Western Australia, got rid of ugly men in 1948?