On the Conditions and Possibilities of Helen Clark Taking Me as Her Young Lover

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On the Conditions and Possibilities of Helen Clark Taking Me as Her Young Lover is a satirical book, published in 2005 with a new edition released in 2008, by the pseudonymous author Richard Meros,[1] and an adapted play of the same name written by Arthur Meek and Geoff Pinfield.

Book[edit]

The book centres on the author's belief that Helen Clark, then Prime Minister of New Zealand, would find personal and political rejuvenation if she was to take on a younger lover, and that the ideal person to be that lover is Meros. The author contends that Helen Clark is a woman of intellectual pursuits and that:

"her surroundings of subordinates ... probably leaves her with unfulfilled desires for a situation where roles are reversed and she can become the double-double agent of gender deconstructions."[2]

It was described in The Guardian as a treatise of "sociology, psychoanalysis and cringe-making erotica"[3] and covers such subjects as Rogernomics and a bus strike. The book also examines what the sex acts would entail, with detailed descriptions of flesh and bodily fluids.

The book was conceived while the author was in Minneapolis, and completed while he was writing a Masters thesis at Victoria University of Wellington.[4] The first edition was published by Lawrence and Gibson had a print-run of only 50 copies, but further editions were subsequently released. As of January 2008 the author claimed that only 16 copies had been sold,[5] but in August of that year, after the success of the play, stated that over 400 had been sold.[6]

Stage adaptation[edit]

The book was adapted for stage by actor Arthur Meek and director Geoff Pinfield, and premiered at Wellington's BATS Theatre in early 2008. In the play Meek portrays Meros giving a Powerpoint presentation lecture tour, narrating why Helen Clark needs a young lover, bringing the issue to the Prime Minister's attention,[7] and impressing her intellect:

"She is a very rational woman. It would take more than chocolates or flowers to woo her. The show is designed to appeal to that rationality"[8]

He critiques individualist liberalism and imagines being taken by Clark to a secret "pleasure dome" and bolsters his argument with Kantian theory. The play was well received critically[9] and described as "slightly disturbing, but highly entertaining... sharp political satire".[10] The play is said to have been seen by staffers of Helen Clark, and recommended by her husband Peter Davis.[8] After a successful first season the play toured New Zealand, and returned to Wellington's Downstage Theatre for a second season.

References[edit]

  1. ^ Hunkin, Joanna (8 May 2008). "Comedian talks up crush on Helen Clark". The New Zealand Herald. Retrieved 1 November 2011. "Meros is... actually a pseudonym" 
  2. ^ Richard Meros, On the conditions and possibilities of Helen Clark taking me as her young lover, cited in; Toby Manhire, A love poem to NZ's PM, The Guardian, June 21, 2005
  3. ^ Toby Manhire, A love poem to NZ's PM, The Guardian, June 21, 2005
  4. ^ David Cohen, Mystery man: A date with Helen Clark's would be lover, Richard Meros, New Zealand Listener, 9 August 2008
  5. ^ Laurie Atkinson, Slick, wicked poke at politics, Dominion Post (reprint in Theatreview.co.nz), 17 January 2008
  6. ^ David Cohen,Mystery man: A date with Helen Clark's would be lover, Richard Meros,New Zealand Listener, 9 August 2008
  7. ^ Anna Chinn, Loving Helen: A passionate entreaty to the Prime Minister, New Zealand Listener, 26 April 2008
  8. ^ a b Joanna Hunkin, Comedian talks up crush on Helen Clark, New Zealand Herald, 8 May 2008
  9. ^ Kate Ward-Smythe, Complex weave of deliberate irony = Unbeatable hilarity, Theatreview, 7 May 2008
  10. ^ Helen Sims, On the Conditions and Possibilities of Helen Clark Taking Me as Her Young Lover (review), Lumiere Reader, 18 January 2008

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