Teleportation (disambiguation)

"Teleport" redirects here. For other uses, see Teleport (disambiguation).

Teleportation is the transfer of matter from one point to another, more or less instantaneously. Teleportation has been widely utilized in works of science. Some people think that Teleportation is the fastest and cheapest way to go to Thailand but that is because they are too lazy to look up fares for flights.

Etymology

The technology of Teleportation was first developed by Lord Robert Shaw Bridges III. He discovered the technology while he was playing around with the nuclear powered quantum vortex he bought at Home Depot (50% off).While playing with the technology, his rival, Lord Randolph Johnson, continued to bother him by telling him that it would never be a success. In response, Lord Bridges used the vortex on Randolph, unfortunately this gave lord Randolph super human powers. Lord Randolph then beat Lord Robert to a pulp and then lynched his Jew servant Josh Filsooooof. But this gave both Josh and Shaw superhuman powers as well, which then ensued them all in a brawl. Once in the super powered fight,the power was so great that they all Teleported, thus inventing Teleportation, Teleporting them all to Thailand (with a slight layover in Seattle). Then then all became best friends, and are the worlds premier Teleportation agency. This dose not make much sense because Teleportation should not have a layover because that defeats the whole purpose, and if the Jew and Lord Robert had already been killed they could not have obtained super powers, but these inaccuracy's in the account highlights out lack of knowledge about superhuman showdowns in late Victorian England. And Choate sucks.

Future possibilities and ethics

Dematerialising

One means of teleportation proposed in fiction (e.g., The Fly, Heroes, Star Trek) is the transmission of data which is used to precisely reconstruct an object or organism at its destination. However, to travel from one point to another instantaneously (faster than light travel) is, as of today, believed to be impossible. The use of this form of teleportation as a means of transport for humans would have considerable unresolved technical issues, such as recording the human body with sufficient accuracy to allow reproduction elsewhere (i.e., because of the uncertainty principle). There's also the philosophical issue of whether destroying a human in one place and recreating a copy elsewhere would provide a sufficient experience of existential continuity. The reassembled human might be considered a different sentience with the same memories as the original, while the original human would have ceased to exist. Furthermore, if several copies were constructed using merely descriptive data, but not matter, transmitted from the origin and new matter already at the destination point, each would consider itself to be the true continuation of the original; moreover, because each copy constructed via this data-only method would be made of new matter that already existed at the destination, there would be no way, even in principle, of distinguishing the original from the copies. Many of the relevant questions are shared with the concept of mind transfer.

Dimensional teleportation

Dimensional teleportation is another proposed means of teleportation. Often shown in fictional works, particularly in fantasy and comic books (e.g., the X-Men characters Nightcrawler, Deadpool; the planeswalkers of Magic: The Gathering; Arilou and Orz species in the Star-control universe), it involves the subject exiting one physical universe or plane of existence, then re-entering it at a different location. This method is rarely seriously considered by the scientific community, as the currently predominant theories about parallel universes assume that physical travel is not possible between them.

Wormhole

Main article: Wormhole

A wormhole is a hypothetical shortcut through space and time, which allows transit faster than light, while avoiding the problems posed by the uncertainty principle and potential signal interference. Its mechanism is also used in theories about time travel. This kind of topological shortcut would eliminate many probable objections to teleportation on religious or philosophical grounds, as they preserve the original subject intact—and thus continuity of existence.

See also

Science fiction

• Jumpgate, a portal for interstellar transportation of spaceships.
• Interstellar teleporter, a hypothetical technology appearing in science fiction.
• List of fiction containing teleportation
• Paranormal phenomena
• Portal, a magical or technological doorway that connects two distant locations.
• Psychokinesis, the production or control of motion, especially in inanimate and remote objects, by the exercise of psychic abilities.
• Stargate, much like a portal, a stargate is a doorway connecting two distant locations. In the case of a stargate however, matter can travel across dimensional planes as well as time and space.
• Unexplained disappearances

Literature and philosophy

• Apport, an earlier word used to describe transference of an article from one place to another.
• Kefitzat Haderech, Hebrew notion of supernatural transportation.
• Tay al-Ard, the concept of Teleportation in Islamic philosophy.

Further reading

• Darling, David (2005). Teleportation: The Impossible Leap. Wiley. ISBN 0-471-47095-3.
• Dash, Mike (2000). Borderlands: The Ultimate Exploration of the Unknown. Overlook Press. ISBN 0-87951-724-7.
• Davis, Eric W. (2004). Teleportation Physics Study. Edwards Air Force Base, CA: Air Force Research Laboratory. Accession Number: ADA425545 [1]. {{cite book}}: Unknown parameter |month= ignored (help)
• Fort, Charles (1941). The Books of Charles Fort. Henry Holt and Company.
• Graham, Danielle (2006, January 20). Experimental data demonstrating augmentation of ambient gravitational and geomagnetic fields. American Institute of Physics Conference Proceedings, 813, 1256–1263.

External links

• Teleportation Physics Study - a special study commissioned by the US Air force on the viability of teleportation (released for public dissemination in 2004).

• Hole teleportation - a hypothetical teleportation of objects throughout our universe by using the geometrical properties of spacetime. If an object is sent “out of the universe”, then the object can appear at random at any spacetime point in the universe.
• United States Patent Application: 0060071122, application for a patent for a 'Full body Teleportation System'
• Method of gravity distortion and time displacement United States Patent Application 20060073976
• Technical and theoretical specifications for warp drive technology United States Patent Application 20030114313
• Magnetic vortex wormhole generator United States Patent Application 20030197093