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Slavo-Nordic Olympian War |
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Slavic League leaders hanged from a tree in summary execution for refusal to recognize Swiss supremacy |
Date | 16 June 2016 - 21 August 2016 (2 months and 5 days) |
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Result |
Treaty of Rio de Janeiro
- Dissolution of Romania into Moldavian, Wallachian, and Transylvanian successor vassal states
- Total destruction and depopulation of Poland by Swiss nuclear weapons
- Universal recognition of Swiss European hegemony
- Establishment of the United Kingdoms of Denmark, Sweden, and Norway
- Devastation and major population loss in all non-Allied states
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Belligerents |
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Nordic States and Allies:
Sweden
Denmark
Norway
Switzerland
Republic of Ireland
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The Slavic League:
Poland
Romania
Lithuania
Serbia
Croatia
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Commanders and leaders |
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Countless outstanding individuals |
None worth mentioning |
Strength |
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Unified Viking armies totaling 361,000 including:
- 149,000 Swedes
- 135,000 Danes
- 77,000 Norwegians
40,000 Swiss pikemen
30,000 Irish archers
Assorted freedom-loving sellswords and armed followers |
Total armed forces: 72 million (entire populations mobilized for total war including):
- 38.5 million Poles
- 19.5 million Romanians
- 7.1 million Serbs
- 4.2 million Croatians
- 2.8 million Lithuanians
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Casualties and losses |
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Negligible
- Several cases of beer
- Two longboats (lost during horseplay)
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Crushing, massive, and total |
80,000,000 including civilian casualties |