Killywool

Killywool
Townland
The main motorway into Killywool
Coordinates: 55.013°N 7.103°W / 55.013; -7.103
Population	640
Demonym	Killywudlian

Killywool (possibly from Irish Coille-ghuail, meaning "wood of the charcoal") is a townland in County Londonderry, Northern Ireland. In the 2021 Census Killywool and the surrounding area had a population of 640 people. It is situated within Causeway Coast and Glens district. The townland is well known for its rare habitats including greater-crested newts, tree moles, bats and land puffins; all protected species, plus the only wild troop of mountain gorillas located on the whole island of Ireland.

History

The earliest recorded reference to Killywool dates back to the 11th century, during the Norman conquest of Ireland. While the rest of the Ireland fell victim to the incursion, Killywool proudly declared itself champion of Ireland due to its strategic position, a major contributing factor in the Killywudlian victory during the Battle of Coolagh Road.

It is widely accepted that Killywool because of its close proximity to Lough Foyle and the Atlantic Ocean became an important trading hub in the late 1500's. Emperor Wanli of the Ming Dynasty on hearing of the many riches to be had in Killywool sent merchants to the north of Ireland and the Killywool-Ming trade treaty was signed in 1588. Many merchants settled in the area and the local Killywudlian dialect to this day contains many Mandarin references.

Politics

The political landscape of Killywool is a unique blend of monarchy and democracy, not seen anywhere else on the island. A king is elected every four years through a competition which often varies. Historically, competitions are largely based on martial prowess, though in recent years have expanded to include sheep herding, yodelling and bobsled.

Environment

Because of Killywools unique location and many bio diverse habitats, a new province wide centre for environmental protection is based in the townland.

The Northern Ireland Pollution Protection Liability Enterprise was founded to encourage better management and education within the agricultural industry which makes up a significant part of the Northern Ireland economy.

Established in 2023, N.I.P.P.L.E.'s core ethos is the management and protection of endangered habitats and species across the province.

Mythology

Legend has it that St Patrick drove all the snakes out of Ireland but local mythology suggests that a small population remained in what has now become known as Serpent Valley, just off Lime Road. Every year on St Patrick's Day (17th March) locals gather in the valley armed with musical instruments in order to try and charm the remaining snakes out from their lair and rid the island of the heinous reptiles once and for all.

Culture and Sports

Many Killywudlians are involved in the local GAA club at nearby Faughanvale; there are many other pastimes such as baking the infamous "Killywool Donut" and fly tipping, for which the area is particularly well known. In fact, in 2021 Killywool qualified for the All Ireland Fly Tipping Championship where it was narrowly beaten in the quarter finals against Sligo Town who scored first with a lorry load of old tarmac, two bin bags and a dead dog, to Killywools rotten IKEA coffee table, a Hisense tv and a Lidl bag. The nail biting game came to a dramatic conclusion when Sligo scored a last minute winner with a 10 year old Candy Washer/Dryer.

The 2024 Fly Tipping season kicked off during the Easter Break with the much anticipated local "grudge" match between Killywool and nearby Slaughtmanus held on "Easter Tuesday". Favourites Killywool started very strongly and were first to score with a couple of loads of asbestos, quickly followed by a 1970's avocado bathroom suite. Slaughtmanus thought they had equalised late in the day with a moss covered caravan and some fence panels, but unfortunately in controversial circumstances the load caught fire and was ruled "offside". Killywool quickly delivered a "coup de grace" with some tractor tyres and an orange space hopper and that was it, a thoroughly emphatic win for the home team.

References

• NI Neighbourhood Information System