More Twisted Christmas

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More Twisted Christmas (alternately titled "Bob Rivers Presents More Twisted Christmas") is the third Christmas album by Bob Rivers. It was released in 1997, four years after I Am Santa Claus, and three years before Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire. Whereas the first two albums in the Twisted Christmas series featured some original songs, spoken word comedy and instrumentals, all of the songs on this album are direct parodies, either Christmas-themed parodies of popular songs or parodies of Christmas songs.

  1. "It's the Most Fattening Time of the Year" - 2:52 (parody of "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year;" Richard Simmons appears as himself)
  2. "Toy Sack" - 2:33 (parody of "Love Shack")
  3. "Police Stop My Car" - 1:58 (parody of "Feliz Navidad")
  4. "Sled Zeppelin" - 2:38 (parody of "D'yer Mak'er")
  5. "Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow" - 2:29 (parody of "Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!")
  6. "Parking Spaces" - 1:36 (parody of "Good King Wenceslas")
  7. "There's a Santa Who Looks a Lot Like Elvis" - 2:41 (parody of "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas" as performed by Bing Crosby)
  8. "Jesus's Birthday" - 2:32 (parody of "Birthday")
  9. "All You Need Is Elves" - 2:57 (parody of "All You Need Is Love")
  10. "Buttcracker Suite" - 4:04 (selections from Tchaikovsky's The Nutcracker set to lyrics describing the intergluteal cleft; Simmons again appears)
  11. "Hey You! Get Off My House!" - 2:55 (parody of "Get Off of My Cloud," performed in the style of late-era Frank Sinatra)
  12. "Holidaze (S'cuze Me, I've Got Gifts to Buy)" - 3:10 (parody of "Purple Haze")
  13. "Rummy Rocker Boy" - 4:06 (parody of "Peace on Earth/Little Drummer Boy," includes a spoken-word sketch between an admitted Crosby impersonator and a death-metal singer named Roach)