The Great Dalmuti
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|Players||3+ (5-8 best)|
|Skill(s) required||Memory, Tactics, Communication|
|Cards||80 (2 Jesters)|
|Card rank (highest to lowest)||Jester (wild), Dalmuti, Archbishop, Earl Marshal, Baroness, Abbess, etc...|
|Playing time||10 min.|
|President, Dai Hin Min|
The Great Dalmuti is a card game designed by Richard Garfield, illustrated by Margaret Organ-Kean, and published in 1995 by Wizards of the Coast. It is a variant of the public domain game Asshole, dating back to late Middle-Ages. The game was Awarded Best New Mind Game 1995 by Mensa,  and was in Games Magazine's 1996 Games 100. The game fell out of print, but was re-released in 2005. 
Though based on a public domain game, the Dalmuti deck is non-standard. There is a number of each rank of cards (1 through 12) equal to that rank, so twelve 12s, eleven 11s, and so on. There are also two Jesters, which are wild cards.
The game plays best with 5 to 8 players, though more is possible. The goal is to get rid of your cards by playing grouping of the same rank, such as three 4s. The higher the rank of the card, the worse it is, with the Jester ranked as a 13 (unless played as a wildcard). You can only play a lower rank of the same number of cards as the previous player or you must pass.
The rank of the players is also important. The player in the lead after a particular hand is "The Greater Dalmuti," and the player to his or her left is "The Lesser Dalmuti." The player to the Greater Dalmuti's right is "The Greater Peon" and the player to that player's right is "The Lesser Peon." At "taxation" time before each round, the Greater Dalmuti forces an exchange of two cards from his hand with the Greater Peon two best cards (lowest numbered cards, always counting the Jester as 13 for this purpose), and the Lesser Dalmuti swaps one card with the Lesser Peon in a like manner. These ranks are also enforced for other aspects, such as clearing the cards after a round and sometimes getting drinks or other social aspects. The rank can change every hand, so being particularly mean to your lessers can come back to haunt you.
If a Player gets both Jesters, he or she may call for an end to taxation (called a "revolution"). Some players play that a revolution can be called by either peon with a single Jester. If the Greater Peon has both Jesters, he/she may call a "greater revolution" which results in all seats being swapped (so the Greater Peon becomes the Greater Dalmuti, the Lesser Peon becomes the Lesser Dalmuti, etc.).
Card Names and Ranks
Each card in Dalmuti has a medieval name. Each rank is represented by an equal number of cards to its rank, except for the two Jesters.
Dilbert's Corporate Shuffle was a Dalmuti spinoff based on the comic strip Dilbert.  Corporate Shuffle used the same mechanic, but set it in Dilbert's cubicle hell. The Dalmuti and Peon ranks were replaced by the Big Boss, Little Boss, Senior Intern, and Junior Intern. Taxation became Executive Bonuses, and Revolution became Corporate Takeover.
The cards have ranks 10 through 1 in those frequencies, plus two Dogbert wild cards that rank higher than all others. Corporate Shuffle also adds several special cards to the mix:
- Twirling Wedgie, a card with value 6 which also allows the player to choose another player who may not play any further cards in that round.
- Ratbert, a single card with value 11 (worse than any other card) with the special rule that any player who wins a trick containing Ratbert must take it into their hand, unless no other cards were played in the hand or the trick winner played his last card in the round. Thus, this allows players a "free" chance to throw away a useless single, with the tradeoff that they'll have to offer the same chance to other players later in the hand.
- Dogbert, World Ruler, a single card with value 0 (better than any other card). The Dogbert, World Ruler card is always played as a single card, but proves to be an exception to the rule that you must play the same quantity of cards as the previous person. A Dogbert, World Ruler card can be played on any trick, regardless of quantity, and immediately wins that trick.
When executive bonuses are granted to the bosses, wilds are given first, then the numerical cards in order from smallest to largest.
|Dogbert, World Ruler||0|
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