User:BENSON

	For those obsessed with humor and parody, BENSON also has a user page on Uncyclopedia.

BENSON IS HERE IS HERE! BENSON IS FAR SUPERIOR TO YOU! BENSON TYPES IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE BENSON SPEAKS IN ALL CAPS! ONE DAY BENSON WILL KILL YOU ALL, OR PERHAPS OWN YOU! BENSON JUST WANTED EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT HE IS HERE. --BENSON 13:04, 18 July 2006 (UTC)