I changed my name to RedRabbit. Brainmuncher 17:32, 12 August 2007 (UTC)
Greetings, friends! Welcome! How may I be of service to you? I am delighted you've come — here, to my humble abode. I am so sorry about the mess; I was ill-prepared for your coming. You must think poorly of me. You must be angry I have seemingly ignored you. Oh no! My delight at your coming is beyond measure — really. You mean the world to me. Please, sit down, and make yourself welcome. Now, what is ever the matter? Oh, please don't leave. You wanted to stay only a minute ago.
No one ever wants to stay. I shall have to entertain myself, then. I don't need friends. I don't want those vipers slithering in my house, anyway. I wish, though, they could hear my sighs.