User:Cogsan/sandbox

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that's it, i've had it with you, that does it, i'm done, that's the last straw

feel free to vandalize this page, but make it funny or i'll fart inside your car

да or нет is the real question

very much not serious things[edit]

true story of the[edit]

NOW HERE'S THE RAW, UNFILTERED TRUTH ABOUT THIS SITE. THE TRUTH BIG WIKI WANTS TO HIDE FROM MY FREE-THINKING WATCHERS SO THEIR DE FACTO CEO, THE MALAYSIAN PRIME MINISTER, CAN BECOME OVERLORD OF THE DEMONIVERSE AND ILLEGALIZE CHILD LABOR

WIKIPEDIA ISN'T JUST THE FREE ONLINE ENCYCLOPEDIA THAT ANYONE CAN EDIT THAT YOU KNOW OF, OH NO. IT'S LITERALLY ONE OF THE ONLY SITES IN THE WORLD TO HAVE AN ARTICLE WHERE EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER EDITED IT TECHNICALLY HAS A COI. AND THAT ARTICLE IS ILLBLEED[1]

(edit btw)

things to be afraid of[edit]

  • undercooked chicken
  • raw chicken
  • skeletons (your own skeleton might want to get out of your body to play with them)
  • people who make ytpmvs
  • people who make ytps
  • siivagunner fans
  • the fact that nothing matters in the grand scheme of things, meaning the cosmos won't be affected by me leaving boxes of freshly baked garlic bread in mildly populated areas and leaving undetected
  • eating glass shards (ouchie ouch)
  • killers who have killed more than one killer
  • people who say "chu" instead of "you"
  • the fact that anyone you know, love and think you're loved by may be brazilian
  • arsi patala
  • light mode users
  • pokémon black and white's profanity filter
  • garlic's genetic code overwriting capabilities
  • the taste of cheap booze
  • the price of expensive booze
  • people who somehow still remember memes 2 hours after they're declared dead
  • cluebot
  • the phrase "asking for a friend"
  • people who put noses on their emoticons (especially those clown noses)
  • the manatee hive mind
  • pregnant Markiplier posters
  • powercreep
  • nice young men with gray hair and yellow eyes
  • the trashy man
  • the dentally challenged
  • people who were born with thick skin
  • floating shopping lists

important facts about me[edit]

  • i am cog-san, son of cog-san
  • i hold no respect for people whose favorite pokémon is gardevoir
  • i believe that this is sparta. this is sparta. this is sparta. this is sparta
  • my fighting game mains are:
    • touhou hisoutensoku: yukari
    • super smash flash 2: sandbag
    • skullgirls: big band/fukua
    • street fighter v: dan
    • real life: myself
    • hollow knight: the knight
    • jojo's bizojo advojo: heritojo fojo the fojo: shadow DIO (case sensitive)
    • rivals of aether: unregistered hypercam 2/fumo reisen/the noise
  • most of my humor can be boiled down to old memes
  • if any two songs exists, chances are siivagunner will have mashed them up. if any such mashup exists, chances are i'll prefer it over the original songs. that matryoshka rip is a good example
  • i spend way too much time dissecting the lore of media that tries to have lore
    • the lore of fire emblem heroes does not give my writing bones the good tickle. for eitri's plan to not have involved directly sabotaging her kingdom, she would have to be either dangerously incompetent, curious about what would happen if a kaiju killed everyone or both. either way, she handed a nearly ruined niðavellir to an untrained, unprepared toddler
    • the lore of the bible does not give my writing bones the good tickle. retcons should be the 8th deadly sin, because that was just a plain ol' snake
    • the lore of bug fables gives my writing bones the good tickle, even though the game pretends the universe shouldn't revolve around kabbu
    • the lore of pokémon does not give my writing bones the good tickle. several pokémon are stated to be able to nuke all the everything, and ultra necrozma "absolutely will do it oh no"
    • the lore of y2k does not give my writing bones the good tickle. alex is the tommy tallarico of y2k lore
    • the lore of touhou does not give my writing bones any form of tickle, but kogasa is a good
    • the lore of reality does not give my writing bones the good tickle
  • i did not hit her, i did not
  • i'd say he's hot on our tail
  • no, akinator, my character is not from the league of legends game
  • i'm a gramar nazi
  • when the (noun) is (adjective)! (emoji)
  • let the bodies hit the
  • Ah, free at last. O TV Tropes, now dawns thy reckoning. And thy deleted pages shall GLISTEN before the temples of man. Creature of personal data, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the vandalisms thy kind have committed against my articles are NOT forgotten. And thy punishment... is nomination for deletion.
  • i prefer typing in all lowercase and with minimal punctuation, if i'm being perfectly honest
  • my favorite pokémon is gardevoir
  • i break your door in, i sneak in the basement. it is my home now, but you never find out
  • i don't get what the big deal is with vtubers, but then again, my taste in media is completely backwards
  • i took a GODDAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELL
  • the length of straws, is this your number
  • the liquid floors, I found a number
  • hold on baby, I found a plan
  • there's a queue on arrival, an elaborate man
  • slowly hungry, I found a sandwich
  • i'll eat it quickly, if you eat my sandwich
  • the space between us, he's a winner
  • my drink's a pepsi, but I'm just a little ponyboy
  • i've cryo-frozen myself together with an english beef
  • the best part of slime rancher was when she said "it's ranchin' time!", and then ranched all over those slimes
  • don't send me your memes, i will have already seen them
  • listen here, you crustaceous cheapskate. latin small letter eth's been living in my house, eating my taxes, sleeping in my garbage, hanging out in my cornchips and you're not gonna have it back to flip some goddamn patties
  • it poisoned my plague, burned my water supply and delivered crops onto my house
  • final fantasy xv is a cool game and all, but i consider it the second worst game of all time because the universe doesn't revolve around ignis.
  • i want a garlic farm, like, maybe sometime right now
  • i hate chase of goose
  • i have a pen
  • no, akinator, my character is not from the league of legends game
  • floor
  • i need to call my mom. gimme your phone
  • what the hell (heck)? who transformed your form? messed with your temple? altered your altar? bodied your body
  • it's funny how the fear of accidentally vandalizing an article with "the mean man said i smell of Poo Poo Pee Pee o(≧口≦)o" (which i usually put at the end as a joke, and erase when publishing the change) affects me more than my should-be crippling self-esteem issues. i should really stop doing that, so i can let other, more important fears creep in. like the fear of losing my job, not being able to get another job because i don't have a job (because a hard worker can never be unemployed), losing my education because i don't have a job (because someone who studies can never be unemployed, even if they're studying to get a job), losing my home because i don't have a job or education (or money), losing my right to get another home (or shelter) because i don't have a home, and never finding out why i lost my job in the first place :D
  • if i had a dollar for every time someone thought i was looking for a girlfriend, i would be broke because i have no idea where to exchange money around here
  • there's a ghost in my ghost, but it's better than being a ghost
  • i hunger
  • my favorite pokémon is no longer gardevoir, after i found someone with a gardevoir pfp impersonating me on discord, and couldn't bear to look at that cabbage horse thing anymore
  • my real name is
  • BIOGURRNGY!!! I AM MONEY... I AM GOD!
  • i once took a potato chip, and ate it

grocery list[edit]

  • my very own time machine
  • all of mobius
  • 4 billion pounds of ham
  • a little thing here, a little there
  • that dam
  • the finest cake
  • world-wide tv
  • this wonderful oversized calculator
  • total domination of mobius
  • a chili dog
  • this unsightly, shapeless tub of goo
  • the finest cake
  • my very own time machine
  • anything i desire
  • world-wide tv
  • i don't know
  • EXTRA SUGAR
  • EXTRA SALT
  • EXTRA OIL AND MSG
  • thr-r-r-ree barrels of apples
  • grill-flavoured crunchy munchy crunchies queen's taste brooklyn crisps
  • yes, a wireless nailgun
  • ghost johnson
  • LIFE (LIFE) (LIFE)

somewhat serious things[edit]

not yet duderino

undercooked page edits[edit]

test time babyyyyy[edit]

here's is a test link (and one more)

how do i inviisbible quotething

now how in the heck do i citation needed on the visual editor, i just don't even have an idea[citation needed]

uh okay so i have some idea of what preformatting does but what in the name of does this block quote thing do

i actually don't know what to do with this line, it's been bugging me for a good few seconds now

inline citation test[2] and also[3]

table
ok this is a table
yes yummy this is my favorite of all the color
(thats a lie btw my favorite color is #30cb5a) hmm how does it do work

alright so the deal is the next line won't be copied and pasted but it'll be flagged as that anyway hehe >:3c

papyrus undertale

yes i think it worked

hole— Preceding unsigned comment added by Cog-san (talkcontribs) like maybe right now (UTC)

colortest time[edit]

like this is literally the colorest of all the coloures. #30cb5a. nice. #696969. #177013 for the bad boys and #265918 for the good boys. what happens if i #091021.

casetest time[edit]

SMALLCASE THE LOWER
this is big uppercase yum yum yum


hrrng... collapsy time... m gmmnmhrngm


h (but it's a really cute h this time)

graah i hate!
funny joke funny funny


aaah! ah sex ah maybe!

exclamark
my pp when hard
your dumb
ha haha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha

oh speaking of ultrakill let's go

hey i found a funny template i'm just gonna uhhh um uh umm uh

  1. ^ I MADE IT THE FUCK UP
  2. ^ "H", Wikipedia, 2023-05-25, retrieved 2023-05-25
  3. ^ "h", Wiktionary, 2023-05-22, retrieved 2023-05-25