User:Cynthia McBell, the daughter of Neptune

I am a pretty good basketball player that has won at least 10 trophies (Listen, I ain't bragging.) I mostly edit Wikipedia, and its how-to counterpart, wikiHow. I have a couple of things I wanna tell you: 1) Don't make fun of me. 2) Don't let me catch you making fun outta another person. 3) Ever say a bonk, the chicken goes flyin' (You're gonna get busted if you say a bad thing.)

So.. You're expecting ME to do some corny jokes. Nah. Monster High and Ever After High are pretty nice for me.

Ok, who wants to know the most awesome gods and goddess (Greek or Roman, please: Snap out of it!) I HATE having to deal with those two.

The GODS

• Aphrodite, the goddess of love. She is kind of useless but was born from the blood of Ouranos, god of the sky. Married to Hephaestus unhappily, she still loves Ares, because war is love; war is done for emotions.
• Poseidon, the god of the seas. He is the father to Pegasus and finds some women quite beautiful. For example, he one married a woman called Medusa, who was once a stunning beauty. One day they met in Athena's temple, and Athena was angry her temple was used for anything else other than worship. Medusa turned into a horrifying monster which had a gaze who turned people to stone.
• Gaia, the goddess of the earth. She was married to Ouranos, who was abusive and threw their first children, the Cyclopes, to Tartarus. But they gave birth to another batch of children, but Gaia is afraid they will get stuck in Tartarus too. So she goes up to the youngest Titan, Cronus, and says he should chop Ouranos to pieces when he is on the earth, where Gaia is strongest, and Ouranos is weakest because of him being so far from his domain.

--Cynthia McBell, the daughter of Neptune (talk) 04:39, 18 April 2015 (UTC)