User:DylanTheOG/sandbox
Liam Townsley | |
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| Born | March 28, 1934 |
| Occupation | Nickelodeon |
DylanTheOG/sandbox | |
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| Nickname(s) | Leem (and/or) fanny magnet |
| Allegiance |  Zimbabwe |
| Years of service | 1990 – About a week ago (Professional Haggis tester) |
| Rank |  Chief of the Developmental Corps; Riverside Battalion |
Liam "The Destroyer" Townshlong known for his stup~~id~~endious coding skills, Currently living somewhere in Scotland. Is Currently appointed to coding the RiversideRobot by his slave master, Jabbers. He currently holds the Administrator role for Riverside Roleplay. Liam was recently under fire for making a controversial Wikipedia page on our Father, Robert Bartholomew Benson.
Early Life[edit]
When Liam was birthed by his mother, Latifah Townisland. He was straight on the computer coding himself some good entertainment, and that's how Scottish Peppa Pig came about. One say Liam saved a Cat from a tree. After that, Liam started to catch feelings for the cat and he was really angry at the tree for making his new pussy cat stuck, so he threw a massive sheep turd at it then, set it alight. He faced arson charges and spent 3 months in Scottish prison.
Haggis man 3000[edit]
After prison, Liam changed and went on to do hard Meth. In these dark times, he gained the nickname "Haggis Man 3000". At first, Liam hated the name. But as it grew with him and his Methamphetamine addiction, he learned to live with it and that's when he scrapped the meth addiction and went to get a job at the local Haggis testing factory. Now Liam worked his way up to the factory owner, but he doesn't like daylight so now he just watches over the factory in robot form. He coded the robot in his mothers basement. He checks up on it every now and again