User:Hammersoft [user,*,certified idiot, deletionist, troll]
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Back End Exhalations
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With roughly 350,000 375,000 400,000 425,000 copyrighted images, Wikipedia is the world's largest repository of copyrighted images. Whoever thinks we've managed to stay focused on our mission, please contact me. I'd like to buy some of what you're smoking. |
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This user finds that the only way to stop the fair use arguments is to allow as much fair use as possible, regardless of resolution, mission or policy. |
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One day I accidentally pressed a big red button that said "Don't press this button" and it removed some fair use images from articles. Seemed like fun! More accurately, this is what some people think I do. Wrong, but who's counting? |
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This user has been awarded only nine barnstars. I wouldn't trust his judgment if I were you. |
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This user has made fewer than 50,000 edits. As a result, he's probably not competent to tie his own shoes much less edit anything. Revert anything he does on sight! |
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This user is not an administrator (verify) and is therefore probably trying to disrupt the project, or is at least grossly incompetent. |
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This user has been a Certified Idiot for 4 years, 10 months and 11 days. |
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It has been 6 months and 12 days. |
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More than 5200 of this user's edits have been deleted (~16%). It's hard work taking out the trash. |
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This user has
100 centihammersofts
It's better to be self absorbed than to be Jimbo popularity equivalent level obsessed!! |
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To-do list for Hammersoft:
- Find unobtanium alloy used in special potion that can make people understand what free content means.
- Make maniacal laughter while stripping non-free content from every article on the pedia.
- Woohoo!!! Voted delete --25 times-- in one edit! Yippee kai yay!
- I just learned that an anagram of "Hammersoft" is "Fart Me Ohms" hahahaha!
- "You haven't really lived, until someone wants you dead for something you've said" - Dennis Miller. How apropos right now!
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Emergency editor shutoff button 
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Compliments and Rave Reviews
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[1]This Wikipedian is a bitter virgin most likely in his late 20's to early 30's who takes an incredibly stubborn stance against the use of non-free jpeg images on a website despite that it's contrary to what literally every other website on the Internet does. He likes to post enormous walls of text on Talk pages on this matter, making his obvious flaws as a human being more obvious still. At level 36 Hammersoft evolves into Sudowoodo. |
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[2] I finally turned it up to 11!!!! I'm now the lowest form of Wikipedia editor! I'm <sniff> so honored! |
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