User:Idon'texist

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Idon'texist[edit]

Idon'texist will work on this article later. Feel free to e-mail me some pizza.

Noexisto trabajará en este artículo más adelante. Sensación libremente al E-mail yo un poco de pizza.


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What is your world view

<img src="http://quizfarm.com//images/1113109050cultural creative.JPG" > You scored as Cultural Creative, Cultural Creatives are probably the newest group to enter this realm. You are a modern thinker who tends to shy away from organized religion but still feels as if there is something greater than ourselves. You are very spiritual, even if you are not religious. Life has a meaning outside of the rational.

Cultural Creative

81%

Modernist

69%

Postmodernist

69%

Romanticist

69%

Idealist

63%

Existentialist

56%

Materialist

50%

Fundamentalist

31%

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Non-Corporeal Bridge
Ancestor none, this is a foundational type
Related invisible bridge, non-existent bridge, lasagna
Descendant invisible bridge, non-existent bridge
Carries everything
Span range infinite
Material Typically fifth dimensional energy with extra-dimensional space borrowed from the Phantom Zone
Movable Yes
Design effort Low
Falsework required Determined by presence or absence of stupid people
Y'all This user speaks Southron, y'all.
their, to, your, its, ... This users english is far from being perfect!.


who This user prefers using who for both the object and subject case. Who does it hurt to simplify things?
…in. Ending a sentence with a preposition is something this user is okay with.
infin¦itive This user chooses to sometimes split infinitives.
they This user considers singular they standard English usage.
ain't This user considers ain't standard English usage.





Apenas sabes tan, soy un retraso

Arnitikomonarchy[edit]

Arnitikomonarchy from Greek "Αρνητικός" (negative), "μονος" (one), and "αρχειν" (to rule), is an extreme form of anarchism. Whereas anarchism is means "no ruler", arnitikomonarchy means "rule by negative one". Whereas in a monarchy the ruler is absolutely powerful, in an arnitikomonarchy the ruler is absolutely powerless. Whatever he says, people will do the opposite.

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Idon'texist
(The Swamp-Monster)
Grouping Cryptid
Sub grouping Hominid, Hybrid
First reported 1947
Last reported Present Day
Country America
Region Marais Damné, Louisiana
Habitat Swamp land

Werewolf Of Marais Damné[edit]

The Werewolf Of Marais Damné is a creature rumored to stalk the swamps and woods of Marais Damné, Louisiana and the surrounding county and towns. According to local folklore, it is the result of a promiscuous local woman, usually named Sadie Brigham, and a dog. Desperate for a partner, the dog was all she could find. After routinely copulating with the dog, she eventually became pregnant with the Werewolf of Marais Damné. One of the first encounters with Werewolf of Marais Damné was in 1947. Robert Louis ran into the creature while hunting on November 10, 1947. He reported that it was about six feet five inches, covered in fur, with a head similiar to a wolf. It seemed to be feasting on the carcass of an animal which Louis could not identify. Louis said the creature apparently did not notice him and continued feasting for three hours before running off into the forest. Sightings have contined to this day, and dead animals may be found in the swamp with unexplained injuries.

' This user is a member of WikiProject Paranormal, a project dedicated to expanding all paranormal articles.



Idon'texist
Grouping Alien
Sub grouping Hominid-like, Extraterrestial
First reported 1967
Last reported Present Day
Country America
Region Prattsville, Alabama

Prattsville Prankster[edit]

this pseudo-article coming soon.

this pseudo-article is not rated but is extremely weird. Reader discretion is advised.


Idon'texist
Grouping Cryptid
Sub grouping Fungus
First reported 1927
Last reported Present Day
Country America
Region Mobile, Alabama
Habitat Woods

Man-Eating Fungus Of Mobile[edit]

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this pseudo- article is rated PG because of blah, blah, blah, who cares.
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caption=Pizza played by [[Pizza]] in ''[[Stargate SG-1]]''|
race=[[Italian people|Italian]]|
name=Pizza|
gender=how should i know|
rank= |
birthplace=|
family=lasagna (brother)<br>|
film= |
tv=[[Pizza]]|
first=[[Children of the Gods]]
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United Estates of Amerika
Flag Grate Seel
Motto: all your base are belong to us (traditional)
In God We Trust (official, 1956–present)
Anthem: "Stargate Theme Song"
Capital
and largest city
Mobile
38°53′N 77°02′W / 38.883°N 77.033°W / 38.883; -77.033
Official languages None at the federal level;
AAVE de facto
Government Anarchy
 -  Presidente Lucy Liu (&)
 -  Vise Presidente Jackie Chan (&)
Independence From Grate Britin
 -  Declared July 4 776 
 -  Recognized September 3, 5783 
Area
 -  Total 963,142,056,767,676,576 km2 (0.0000000000000003rd999,999,999,999,999)
3,718,695,587,698,578,967,598,679,856 sq mi
 -  Water (%) 465,765,768.87
Population
 -  2,006,564,576,576,765,767,565,767,676 estimate 317,870,000[1] (0.000000000000000000000000003rd)
 -  20,006,768,578,768,976 census 28,142,190,665,765,756,765
 -  Density 3,165,756,876,879,768,658/km2 (0.00000000000000000000000000000000172nd)
8,045,754,767,576,767,676,767,868/sq mi
GDP (PPP) 20,066,574,675,767,658,578,676,587 estimate
 -  Total $13.049 zillion (0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000001st)
 -  Per capita $4,355,565,878,795,754,675,876,975,856,876,897,697 (35,765,876,879,768,658,657rd)
GDP (nominal) 20,055,675,686,787,976,856,865,876 estimate
 -  Total $12.485 zillion (0.000000000000000000000000000001st)
 -  Per capita $4,200,000,000,000,000,000,000 (89,696,796,798,796,969th)
HDI (200,375,686,798,909,754,756,878) 0.944
very high · 10th
Currency United States goats (G) (UED)
Time zone (UTC-55,656 to -1,056,456)
 -  Summer (DST)  (UTC-4,457,567 to -1,067,567,657)
Calling code 1
Internet TLD .ue .guv .eju .meell .ummmm
  1. ^ Extrapolation from U.S. POPClock
1.) Area rank is not disputed in any way whatsoever with China and sometimes isn't ranked 3rd or 4th.
Gibberish
Pronunciation /gibberish/
Native to Australia, Kanada, Ain, Nooze Eelind, United Kingdumb, United Estates, and other countries
(used in international aviation and ship travel)
Native speakers
First language: 354 zillion[1]
Second language: 150 billion–1.5 trillion[citation needed]
Heterograms
Official status
Official language in
De jure, exclusive: Lightbeeria, several Uncommonwealth countries
De jure, non-exclusive: Kanada, the Beautiful Asian Women, Ain, Sowth Afrika, Keña, the End of the Earth, Packastan, Fillapeens, the Other Beautiful Asian Women , Promised Land, Costco, the One Consolidated Europe, Mississipi
De facto, exclusive: United States of Down Under
De facto, non-exclusive: Nooze Eelind, United Kingdumb, United Estates
Regulated by Lucy Liu
Language codes
ISO 639-1 gi
ISO 639-2 gib
ISO 639-3 gib


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Idon'texist
Member of the U.S. House of Representatives
from Solid's of Columbia district
In office
inator
Preceded by nobody
Succeeded by somebody
Personal details
Political party yeah, a party! Really?
Spouse(s) none, oh, wait a minute . . . yep, none
Religion Jewish-Muslim-Christian-Buddhist

My Sandbox

Sczjythian War
Date c. 631 BC404 BC
Location Mainland Sczjythia, Paelthinian Islands, Sthagaea
Result Sczjythian victory
Territorial
changes
Dissolution of the Sthagaean League, Sczjythian Empire rises to power
Belligerents
Sthagaean League led by Sthagaea Sczjythia and its allies led by Sczjythia
Commanders and leaders
Psaon
Kraton
Nyczjias
Alczjideczj
Lhargomeus III
Prazidaz
Lhyczjan

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