User:Jawloms

Jawloms is the online name which Stuart Hawkins uses. He acquired his online name thanks to Sony. He bought a Sony Playstation back in 1995 and of course it came with a registration card which he filled in and posted off to Sony. Any post he ever received from them was always addressed to "Mr Jawloms". It was some years later he figured why. Presumably the person who received his registration card and entered the details in Sony's database could touch type, but when entering Stuart Hawkins' details they had their right hand one key to the right of the home keys, therefore typing "Jawloms" instead of "Hawkins". It stuck and he is yet to register with something online and be told 'That name is already in use'.