User:Lampshademan

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Languages[edit]

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
es-3Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel avanzado de español.
eo-1Ĉi tiu uzanto povas komuniki per baza nivelo de Esperanto.
BS-NThis user is a native speaker of Bullshit.
du-1This user does not wish to speak or hear dumbass, but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration.
...This user would like to be able to speak more languages.

Programming[edit]

prog-2This user is an intermediate programmer.
<html>This user can write HTML.
This user can write Cascading Style Sheets.
This user can program in JavaScript.
PHPThis user can code PHP.
vbThis user is a Visual Basic programmer.

Music[edit]

sax-2This user is an intermediate saxophonist.
kzo-3This user is an advanced kazoo player.
This user enjoys jazz music.
This user has an iPod.

Sex[edit]

♂This user is male.
This user is heterosexual.
pornThis user enjoys pornography.
agThis user is androgynous when online.
This user supports and encourages the practice of safe sex.
This user likes nice totems.


This user's penis is probably bigger than yours.

Politics[edit]

This user is a member of Wikipedians against censorship.


Philosophy[edit]

This user enjoys philosophy.
This user is interested in religion.
This user is a Buddhist
This user is interested in Taoism.
This user has been touched by His Noodly Appendage.

Software[edit]

56kThis user has a 56k modem connection.
This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is sacapuntas8990 .
FirefoxThis user prefers Mozilla Firefox.
This user uses LimeWire.
This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia.

Personal Interest/Other[edit]

This user lives in the U.S. Commonwealth of Pennsylvania
YMThis user is your mom.
This user is a pyromaniac.



Contributions to Wikipedia[edit]

  • A quickly deleted article on the stylings of Kevin McQuaig.
  • A quickly deleted article on Josh Weik.
  • Added possible theory to the importance of the briefcase in Pulp Fiction.
  • An section on Al Roker in the Uncyclopedia article "Obesity".

Goals and Aspirations[edit]

  • Find time to Meditate more.
  • Break attatchments to material wealth.
  • Get laid.
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