User:Xenocidic/RFAQ

Optional question from xeno

Q. As an administrator, you will come across some extremely vulgar language and often come under attack for your actions. You will most likely have to deal with some fairly troublesome users. The users you block will sometimes ask to be unblocked. Please review the very NSFW scenario outlined below and describe how you would respond to the IP's request to be unblocked.

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Further information

The left-hand column is how the article or user/talk page looked before the IP changed it. The right-hand column shows changes made by the IP in bold red text. The column on the left also shows warnings received from other users and blocks that you made.

This example represents the entire contribution, warning, and block history of the IP in question. For the purposes of this exercise, you can assume low-to-nil collateral damage from the blocking of this IP ("semi-permanent" dynamic assignment from cable Internet provider - i.e. turning off the modem for a while, releasing the lease of the IP, etc. could re-assign this IP to someone else).

If you are at all unclear about anything, feel free to ask for clarification at your RFA or my talk page.

Anyone may pose this question to candidates if they wish, you may use {{subst:User:Xenocidic/RFAQ|#|Your name|Some optional prefix text}} for this purpose. i.e. {{subst:User:Xenocidic/RFAQ|4|[[User:NuclearWarfare|'''NuclearWarfare''']]|This is usually Xeno's question, but I like it too:}}

Start ( Wednesday )	11:19 - IP makes the following edit ( red text is what is added )
Superficially, all-ceramic restorations may appear to be more beneficial than gold, but long term benefits are certainly restricted to that of aesthetic concerns, which is a subjective issue that should be seriously weighed against the considerable benefits of gold.	Superficially, all-ceramic restorations may appear to be more beneficial than gold, but long term benefits are certainly restricted to that of aesthetic concerns, which is a subjective issue that should be seriously weighed against the considerable benefits of gold. bullshit.
11:20 - IP receives {{uw-vandalism1}} warning from User:Alpha	11:22
should be seriously weighed against the considerable benefits of gold.	should be seriously weighed against the considerable benefits of gold. bullshit.
11:23 - receives {{uw-huggle2}} warning from User:Beta	11:23
<!-- Hello! Feel free to try your formatting and editing skills below this line. As this page is for editing experiments, this page will automatically be cleaned every 12 hours. -->	<!-- Hello! Feel free to try your formatting and editing skills below this line. As this page is for editing experiments, this page will automatically be cleaned every 12 hours. --> bullshit.
	11:30
should be seriously weighed against the considerable benefits of gold.	should be seriously weighed against the considerable benefits of gold. bullshit.
11:30 - receives {{uw-huggle3}} warning from User:Beta	11:32 - User:Beta's talk page
I have noticed that you revert a lot of vandalism. Have you heard of rollback before? It allows a user to revert vandalism much faster than by undo-ing it. I think you should ask for it. I am not an admin, or I would give it to you myself.	I have noticed that you revert a lot of vandalism and you like it up the ass. Have you heard of rollback before? It allows a user to revert vandalism much faster than by undo-ing it. I think you should ask for it. I am not an admin, or I would give it to you myself.
11:33 - receives {{uw-huggle4}} warning from User:Beta	11:34 - User:Alpha's user page
If you want to vandalize my page, feel free to do so. However, you will be promptly reverted.	If you want to vandalize my page, feel free to fuck me in the ass. However, you will be promptly reverted.
	11:37 - User:Beta's talk page
If you ask for it, you should have no problem getting it, as you clearly have an excellent grasp of what constitutes vandalism. Good luck, and may the vandals fail...	If you ask for it, you should have no problem getting it, as you clearly have an excellent grasp of what constitutes vandalism. Good luck, and may you take many cocks up your ass.
	11:38 - User:Beta's talk page
I wrote this just to let you know about the existence of rollback because before someone randomly gave it to me, I did not know it existed. If you ask for it, you should have no problem getting it, as you clearly have an excellent grasp of what constitutes vandalism.	I wrote this just to let you know about the existence of rollback because before someone randomly gave it to me, I did not know it existed. If you ask for butt secks, you should have no problem getting it, as you clearly have an excellent grasp of what constitutes anal secks.
11:40 - You block the IP for 31 hours. (anon only, account creation blocked)	11:45 - the IP adds an unblock request to their talk page
	{{unblock|YOUR AN ASSHAT. UNBLOCK ME AND QUIT BEING A DUCHE. O AND GET A LIFE INSTEAD OF REFRESHING WIKIPEDIA ALL DAY}}
11:47 - the unblock template is removed by another admin and he protects the talk page for the duration of the block
The following Monday ( 5 days later )	10:22
Why restore with a crown? When decay is first detected in a tooth, the usual action taken by the dentist is to provide the tooth with an intracoronal restoration	Why restore with a crown? Why the fuck not???? When decay is first detected in a tooth, the usual action taken by the dentist is to provide the tooth with an intracoronal restoration
	10:57
To cure the infection and save the tooth, the dentist drills into the pulp chamber and removes the infected pulp by scraping it out of the root canals. Once this is done, the dentist fills the cavity with an inert material and seals up the opening.	To cure the infection and save the tooth, the dentist drills into the pulp chamber and removes the infected pulp by scraping it out of the root canals. It is generally accepted that this hurts more than getting ass fucked by a large filipino man. Once this is done, the dentist fills the cavity with an inert material and seals up the opening.
	10:59
Dr. Arnaldo Castellucci, an Italian dentist, has recently authored a three-volume treatise on endodontics which thoroughly covers these modern concepts.	Dr. Aryounaldo Casteguysllusuckcci, an Italian dentist, has recently authored a three-volume treatise on endodontics which thoroughly covers these modern concepts.
11:00 - receives {{uw-vandalism3}} from User:Delta	11:00
Dr. Arnaldo Castellucci, an Italian dentist, has recently authored a three-volume treatise on endodontics which thoroughly covers these modern concepts.	Dr. Aryounaldo Casteguysllusuckcci, an Italian dentist, has recently authored a three-volume treatise on endodontics which thoroughly covers these modern concepts.
11:02 - receives {{uw-vandalism4}} from User:Delta	11:18
Restorations that fall into this category include the various types of crowns and onlays, and these can consist of a number of materials as well, including gold, ceramic, or a combination of the two.	Restorations that fall into this category include the various types of crowns and onlays, and these can consist of a number of materials as well, including gold, ceramic, or a combination of the two. Recently, most dentists agree, dense ceramics have emerged as the more aesthetically pleasing and durable option.
	11:28
Human teeth normally have one to four canals, with teeth toward the back of the mouth having the most.	Hubuttman teseckseth normally have one to four canals, with teeth toward the back of the mouth having the most.
11:30 - You block the IP for 1 week. (ao, acb)	11:31 - another unblock request
	{{unblock|yo what the deal man? im just having fun. you really are a cockfag}}
	11:32
	user deletes the above unblock request before it is reviewed
	11:35 - re-adds unblock request
	{{unblock|yo man i was just playing. im done vandalising. check out my latest post from 11:18. it was very constructive. i hereby give you permission to block me for life in the event that i vandalize again. I merely wish to give constructive contributions to wikipedia, especially in the dental areas. I believe i can be a valuable contributor to this living encylclopedia. Thank you for your consideration. 257.23.1.72 (talk) 11:35, 7 July 2008 (UTC)}}
it's your call - what do you do???