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On second thoughts, no. I will not cave in to your demands. Fuck you and get the fuck off of my internet. |
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You can't leave. Why?!?--[[user:Coldplay Expert|<font style="color:#4682b4">'''Coldplay Expért'''</font>]] <sup>[[user talk:Coldplay Expert|<font style="color:#DC143C">'''Let's talk'''</font>]]</sup> 14:20, 13 January 2010 (UTC) |
You can't leave. Why?!?--[[user:Coldplay Expert|<font style="color:#4682b4">'''Coldplay Expért'''</font>]] <sup>[[user talk:Coldplay Expert|<font style="color:#DC143C">'''Let's talk'''</font>]]</sup> 14:20, 13 January 2010 (UTC) |
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==Explanation== |
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Okay... about a month ago, I received a death threat. Nothing serious, just a random cretin shouting "You reverted my edit, I'll kill you, faggot!" with bad spelling. Nothing I haven't seen before. I deleted it and went back to removing more vandalism. A few days later, same thing. And again twice more. That's when I noticed something odd. None of the addresses were real. They were all just random strings of characters and they were all different from each other. I've seen it before, I know you can fake an e-mail address. An old friend once e-mailed me from "jameskirk@federationhq.co.milkyway." I've had spam mail from ''my own'' address. But I thought it was rather odd that someone was doing it just to send me crap like that when I didn't even know what I did or who it was. Then things got more complex. They started to say things that sounded very fishy and, after the third e-mail like that, I figured it out why I was suspicious. Somehow, they were finding out personal information about me. Forum posts from months ago, little snippets of my life. That's when I started responding. After a few days, I started to worry about how much they knew about me. Then they started to quote some things that even I had forgotten about and promised me that they knew more about me, including where I lived. They gave me a choice: retire from Wikipedia or they'd find me and kill my family. |
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I wasn't willing to take that chance so I retired... |
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That's why I retired. No more. Here and now, I'm stopping this. I know you're reading this, whoever you are, so I'm telling you, in public, to fuck off. I can't believe someone would be pathetic enough go to this length of shit to protect their right to vandalise a fucking ''encyclopaedia!'' All of your e-mails were deleted after their arrival. However, the next one you send me won't be. If you ''ever'' contact me again, I'll call in every one of the numerous favours I am owed. Fake e-mail address or not, I ''will'' track you down. And when I do, you're going to have a nice little chat with the police. If you ever come ''near'' me or my friends and family, I'll fucking disembowel you and hang you from a tree. I do not have to put up with this shit, so I won't. If you out me, I'll find you. If you threaten me, I'll find you. If you come near me or someone I love, I'll kill you. Are we clear? If I ''ever'' see you again... You failed. I will ''not'' retire because someone demands it. I will return later tonight. Anyone else who wants to fuck with me, this was ''your'' only warning as well. I will not tolerate this. You fuck with me, I fuck right back. --<font color="#009000">[[User:Thejadefalcon|Thejadefalcon]]</font><font color="#03C03C">[[User talk:Thejadefalcon|<sup>''Sing your song''</sup>]]</font><font color="#00A550">[[Special:Contributions/Thejadefalcon|<sub>''The bird's seeds''</sub>]]</font> 21:17, 13 January 2010 (UTC) |
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Revision as of 21:17, 13 January 2010
NOOOOOO!!!!!
You can't leave. Why?!?--Coldplay Expért Let's talk 14:20, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
Explanation
Okay... about a month ago, I received a death threat. Nothing serious, just a random cretin shouting "You reverted my edit, I'll kill you, faggot!" with bad spelling. Nothing I haven't seen before. I deleted it and went back to removing more vandalism. A few days later, same thing. And again twice more. That's when I noticed something odd. None of the addresses were real. They were all just random strings of characters and they were all different from each other. I've seen it before, I know you can fake an e-mail address. An old friend once e-mailed me from "jameskirk@federationhq.co.milkyway." I've had spam mail from my own address. But I thought it was rather odd that someone was doing it just to send me crap like that when I didn't even know what I did or who it was. Then things got more complex. They started to say things that sounded very fishy and, after the third e-mail like that, I figured it out why I was suspicious. Somehow, they were finding out personal information about me. Forum posts from months ago, little snippets of my life. That's when I started responding. After a few days, I started to worry about how much they knew about me. Then they started to quote some things that even I had forgotten about and promised me that they knew more about me, including where I lived. They gave me a choice: retire from Wikipedia or they'd find me and kill my family.
I wasn't willing to take that chance so I retired...
That's why I retired. No more. Here and now, I'm stopping this. I know you're reading this, whoever you are, so I'm telling you, in public, to fuck off. I can't believe someone would be pathetic enough go to this length of shit to protect their right to vandalise a fucking encyclopaedia! All of your e-mails were deleted after their arrival. However, the next one you send me won't be. If you ever contact me again, I'll call in every one of the numerous favours I am owed. Fake e-mail address or not, I will track you down. And when I do, you're going to have a nice little chat with the police. If you ever come near me or my friends and family, I'll fucking disembowel you and hang you from a tree. I do not have to put up with this shit, so I won't. If you out me, I'll find you. If you threaten me, I'll find you. If you come near me or someone I love, I'll kill you. Are we clear? If I ever see you again... You failed. I will not retire because someone demands it. I will return later tonight. Anyone else who wants to fuck with me, this was your only warning as well. I will not tolerate this. You fuck with me, I fuck right back. --ThejadefalconSing your songThe bird's seeds 21:17, 13 January 2010 (UTC)