Andrew Holmes (army officer)

Andrew Holmes

Andrew Darrell Holmes is a well known student at Ferris High School. He currently resides in Spokane Washington. Before he was a household name he lived in California where he was born. Ever since he has had his eyes on Hollywood. Destined to become famous, he left to make a name for himself in Spokane.

Since he has arrived, Andrew has gone on to impact hundreds, if not thousands of lives there.

"Every inch of his 5 ft. 3 in. frame screams greatness," was once said by a close friend Trevor Meek. Trevor is known to have driven a girly car and has used it in the past to drive into fences. He is currently in denial about the situation.

"Andrew is also an amazing athlete," was quoted directly from Davd Brudnicki, one of Andrew's associates. He later went on to say, "He was in my P.E. class and I'd bet my life that he never lost!"

Andrew is also a world renowned gamer and badminton player. His gamerscore is over 8,400.

Andrew, also known as "Weenie" by some of his many friends, has gone on to grow in fame. He is currently unemployed and plans to stay that way for a long time. He has retired from his formerly active lifestyle.

Many also admire his amazing internal clock. He has been known to be able to guess the time down to within 5 minutes. Stan Reed has said, "Its amazing. He could be out in the wilderness and still be able have incredible accuracy." Stan Reed is also Andrew's red vs. blue partner and together they have stomped the Blue Team (consisting of Matt and Trevor who was previously mentioned).

Andrew was also involved in a great deal of controversy when Trevor and him went to McDonalds for lunch. Trevor claimed to have said he wanted a McChicken. Sources later claimed that he had previously stated that he wanted nothing to eat. When Andrew was asked whether or not he wanted something, Andrew replied, "Two McChickens." For reasons never discovered, Trevor believed that he meant two McChickens total. The debate still rages on but most believe Andrew to be in the right.

Andrew has also won his Church Basketball Championship two years in a row and is planning a three peat. Stan Reed helped contribute in the second title. The Andrew, Matt, Stan trio is widely regarded as the best in the business. Although many people disagree, Stan Reed is believed to have turned the struggling team around just in time for the playoffs. Tyler Porter is still disgruntled over the issue.