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'''Aidan Sakiris''' was born on August the 23rd in 1903 at the tender age of four and was a perfect Human Worm baby, he was first concieved in a flour abbundant basement in former Soviet Tofu. His father was a mongoose named Bob, he grew up in chernobyl and he was born a squirel but for unknown reasons he mutated into a Mongoose, his mother was a sea urchin named Bobina she had a traumatic near death experience when she was abducted by the Japenese.
'''Aidan''' is an Irish [[Irish language|Gaelic]] name, a diminutive of '''Aodh''' and usually translated into English as "little fiery one" or similar. Formerly common only in [[Ireland]], the name (together with variants) has become popular in the [[United Kingdom]] and [[United States of America]]. ''Aidan'' is currently the 54th most popular name in the United States since the start of the year 2000, bestowed on over 62,000 boys. Other variants are less popular, with ''Aiden'' the 66th most popular, ''Hayden'' the 88th, ''Ayden'' the 189th, ''Aden'' the 333rd, ''Aydan'' the 808th and ''Aydin'' the 960th, according to the [http://www.ssa.gov/OACT/babynames/decades/names2000s.html United States Social Security Database].


'''Early Life'''
Its popularity is also reflected in the occurrence of similar-sounding names such as [[Braden (given name)|Braden]], [[Caden (given name)|Caden]], [[Hayden (given name)|Hayden]], and [[Jaden (given name)|Jaden]].<ref>Rosenkrantz, Linda, and Satran, Pamela Redmond (2007). ''The Baby Name Bible''. St. Martin's Griffin. ISBN 978-0-312-35220-2, p. 343</ref>


When Aidan was just a wee lad at the tender age of 11 he was kidnapped by a pineapple who viciously molested him keeping him in a small dark moist cage in its basement. After the traumatic experience he turned into a Mushroom, The leading doctor who treated him thought this was due to moist conditions and the fear of impending death creeping up on the small boy, after several soil transfusions later he was healthy enough to be restored to his natural self. The time period in which Aidan was a mushroom was a fight everyday to survive, vicious Italians attacked him almost everynight wielding their wooden spoons and pasta sauce. When all the opperations had been complete Aidan was 15 years old his body was now again completley Human, he set out to gain an education in a evil sinister catholic School known as Marist Eastwood, where he was molested by nuns and various priests several more times.One day as he was walking home a priest confronted him and requested that Al Pachino should be assassinated by Aidan, or he would suffer the fate of another meat ball sandwhich. Luck was on Aidans side this time as a brave dashing boy named Vincent pushed the evil priest into oncoming traffic killing him instantly, this in turn save Aidan and Al Pachino's life. After Aidans life was saved by this unusual boy he asked why he had helped him, Vincent just thought he looked like a cool guy and wanted to be friends.
''Adan'' is the Spanish language form of [[Adam (name)|Adam]], but may be used by non-Hispanics as an alternative spelling for ''Aidan''. ''Adan'' was the 348th most popular boys' name in the database.


Life at school was rather shit for Aidan as nerds and assignments consumed him, during his time at school he made several discoveries. One day Aidans terrible mother made him go to the Greek Church as that was is specified religion, apon arriving at this temple of ungodly worship he spotted Vincent and his goddess like Fiance Anna,this was the best part about being in the stupid church and they gallovanted around the alleged holy grounds, as the church began Aidan spotted this freakish greek boy with a monobrow bushier then a wooly mammoth, and he errupted in tears of lughter. Vince saw him laughing and wandered why he was in histerics, then all of a sudden he saw the freakish abomination to mankind and excreated his pants with laughter, following this was a similar action by Anna, a large but small enough just to fit in the church blimp which was accompanied them told the three to relinquich their laughter. Aidan is still studying at Marist Eastwood to this day.
''Aidan'' (or any reasonable variant) as a girl's name does not appear in the top 1000 names for girls from the same database, though it has occasionally been used for girls.


'''Discoveries'''
Some sources suggest that the feminine [[cognate]] of Aidan is [[Eithne]], which has the same meaning <ref>Macleod, Iseabail and Freedman, Terry: ''The Wordsworth Dictionary of First Names'', Wordsworth Editions, 1995, ISBN 1853263664, p.74.</ref>.


*The Donkies G-spot
Used on its own, Aidan usually refers to [[Aidan of Lindisfarne]]. However, the name may refer to:
*The Oragatans G-spot

*The rest of the animal kingdoms G-spot
==Historical figures==
*Aidan also invented toothpicks
* [[Áedán mac Gabráin]] (ruled c. 574-609), King of [[Dál Riata]], sometimes anglicised as ''Aidan of Dalriada''.
*He also invented Boobies
* [[Aidan of Lindisfarne|Saint Aidan of Lindisfarne]] (d. 651) a missionary who restored Christianity to [[Northumbria]].
* [[Maedoc|Saint Aidan of Llawhaden]] (c.550-626), known, in Ireland, as ''Maedoc'' or ''Mogue'', an Irish Saint who studied in Wales before establishing the monastery of [[Ferns, County Wexford]].

==Current figures==
* [[Aidan Baker]], a Canadian musician.
* [[Aidan Banks]], a guitarist.
* [[Aidan Barclay]], an English businessman.
* [[Aidan Barton]], child actor and son of film editor [[Roger Barton]].
* [[Aidan Browne]], a Northern Ireland TV presenter.
* [[Aidan Chambers]], an English author.
* [[Aidan Cooney]], an Irish television presenter.
* [[Aidan J. David]], an English actor.
* [[Aidan Delgado]], a US anti-war activist.
* [[Aidan Dowling]], an Irish cartoonist.
* [[Aidan Gillen]], an Irish actor, whose real name is Aidan Murphy.
* [[Aidan Girt]], a Canadian drummer.
* [[Aidan and Andrew Gonzales|Aidan Gonzales]], an American child actor.
* [[Aidan Gould]], an American child actor.
* [[Aidan Hartley]], an author and journalist.
* [[Aidan Higgins]], an Irish writer.
* [[Aidan Hughes]], an English artist.
* [[Aidan Kelly]], an American [[Wiccan]].
* [[Aidan McArdle]], an Irish actor.
* [[Aidan Mitchell]], an Irish-American actor.
* [[Aidan Moffat]], a Scottish musician.
* [[Aidan Nichols]], an English academic and priest.
* [[Liam and Aidan O'Donnell|Aidan O'Donnell]], an American child actor.
* [[Aidan Quinn]], an Irish-American actor.
* [[Aidan Teasley]], a Minneapolis musician.
* [[Aidan White]], a journalist.
* [[Aidan Zammit]], a Maltese musician.

==Aidan as a surname==
* [[Christopher Aidan]], an American musician.
* [[Pamela Aidan]], an American author.

==Sporting figures==
* [[Aidan Collins]],an English footballer.
* [[Aidan Daly]], a New Zealand basketball player.
* [[Aidan Davison]], an English professional footballer.
* [[Aidan Downes]], an Irish footballer.
* [[Aidan Fennelly]], an Irish gaelic football player.
* [[Aidan Fogarty (Offaly hurler)|Aidan Fogarty]], b. 1958, an Irish [[hurling]] player.
* [[Aidan Fogarty]], b. 1982, an Irish hurling player.
* [[Aidan Kearney]], an Irish hurling player.
* [[Aidan Kirk]], a New Zealand rugby player.
* [[Aidan McCaffrey]], an English football club manager.
* [[Aidan Murphy]], an English-born soccer trainer working in the USA.
* [[Aidan Lynch (footballer)|Aidan Lynch]], an Irish footballer.
* [[Aidan Newhouse]], an English footballer.
* [[Aidan O'Brien]], an Irish horse-racing trainer.
* [[Aidan O'Kane]] a Northern Irish footballer.
* [[Aidan O'Keefe (footballer)|Aidan O'Keefe]], an Irish footballer.
* [[Aidan O'Mahony]], an Irish gaelic football player.
* [[Aidan Price]], an Irish footballer.

==Deceased figures==
* [[Aidan Crawley]], (1908-1993), a British politician.
* [[Francis Aidan Gasquet]], (1846-1929), an English cardinal.
* [[John Aidan Liddell]], (1888-1915), an English pilot and recipient of the [[Victoria Cross]].
* [[Aidan McAnespie]], (1965-1988) an Irish victim of [[The Troubles]].

==Fictional figures==
* [[Aidan (Guild Wars)|Aidan]], a fictional character in the computer game ''[[Guild Wars]]''.
* [[List of minor Star Wars Jedi knights|Aidan Bok]], a fictional character from the novel ''[[Galaxy of Fear: Ghost of a Jedi]]'' by [[John Whitman]].
* [[Aidan Brosnan]], a fictional character played by [[Sean Maguire]] in the serial drama ''[[East Enders]]''.
* [[Aidan Devane]], a fictional character played by [[Aiden Turner]] in the American daytime serial ''[[All My Children]]''.
* [[Aidan of Gwynedd]], a fictional character from the [[Deryni novels]] by [[Katherine Kurtz]].
* [[Aidan Haldane (Daniel Draper)|Aidan Haldane]], another fictional character from the [[Deryni novels]] by [[Katherine Kurtz]].
* Aidan Kerrigan, a fictional character from the novel ''[[The Jem Star]]'' by [[Karen Drury]].
* [[Aidan Lynch]], a fictional character from the novel ''[[Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire]]'' by [[J.K. Rowling]].
* Aidan Savage, a fictional character from the novel ''[[Dark Gold]]'' by [[Christine Feehan]]
* Aidan Shaw, a fictional character played by [[John Corbett]] in the serial drama ''[[Sex and the City]]''.

==Places of worship==
* [[Church of St. Aidan (Toronto)|Church of St. Aidan]], Toronto, Canada.
* [[St Aidan's Church, Leeds|St. Aidan's Church]], Leeds, UK.

==Educational establishments==
* [[St Aidan's Anglican Girls' School|St. Aidan's Anglican Girls' School]], in Queensland, Australia.
* [[St. Aidan's C.B.S.|St. Aidan's Christian Brothers School]], in Dublin, Ireland.
* [[St Aidan's College|St. Aidan's College]], part of the [[University of Durham]], UK.
* [[St. Aidan's C of E High School|St. Aidan's Church of England High School]], in Harrogate, UK.
* [[St Aidans RC School|St. Aidan's Roman Catholic School]], in Sunderland, UK.

==Other uses==
* ''[[Aidan (The Inside episode)|Aidan]]'', the title of episode 8 of the serial drama ''[[The Inside]]''.

==See also==
*[[Aiden (given name)]], for names with the spelling ''Aiden''.
*[[Aden (disambiguation)|Aden]], for pages related to the spelling ''Aden''.
*[[Hayden (given name)|Hayden]], for names with the spelling ''Hayden''.

==References==
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[[Category:Irish given names]]

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Revision as of 13:52, 3 August 2008

Aidan Sakiris was born on August the 23rd in 1903 at the tender age of four and was a perfect Human Worm baby, he was first concieved in a flour abbundant basement in former Soviet Tofu. His father was a mongoose named Bob, he grew up in chernobyl and he was born a squirel but for unknown reasons he mutated into a Mongoose, his mother was a sea urchin named Bobina she had a traumatic near death experience when she was abducted by the Japenese.

Early Life

When Aidan was just a wee lad at the tender age of 11 he was kidnapped by a pineapple who viciously molested him keeping him in a small dark moist cage in its basement. After the traumatic experience he turned into a Mushroom, The leading doctor who treated him thought this was due to moist conditions and the fear of impending death creeping up on the small boy, after several soil transfusions later he was healthy enough to be restored to his natural self. The time period in which Aidan was a mushroom was a fight everyday to survive, vicious Italians attacked him almost everynight wielding their wooden spoons and pasta sauce. When all the opperations had been complete Aidan was 15 years old his body was now again completley Human, he set out to gain an education in a evil sinister catholic School known as Marist Eastwood, where he was molested by nuns and various priests several more times.One day as he was walking home a priest confronted him and requested that Al Pachino should be assassinated by Aidan, or he would suffer the fate of another meat ball sandwhich. Luck was on Aidans side this time as a brave dashing boy named Vincent pushed the evil priest into oncoming traffic killing him instantly, this in turn save Aidan and Al Pachino's life. After Aidans life was saved by this unusual boy he asked why he had helped him, Vincent just thought he looked like a cool guy and wanted to be friends.

Life at school was rather shit for Aidan as nerds and assignments consumed him, during his time at school he made several discoveries. One day Aidans terrible mother made him go to the Greek Church as that was is specified religion, apon arriving at this temple of ungodly worship he spotted Vincent and his goddess like Fiance Anna,this was the best part about being in the stupid church and they gallovanted around the alleged holy grounds, as the church began Aidan spotted this freakish greek boy with a monobrow bushier then a wooly mammoth, and he errupted in tears of lughter. Vince saw him laughing and wandered why he was in histerics, then all of a sudden he saw the freakish abomination to mankind and excreated his pants with laughter, following this was a similar action by Anna, a large but small enough just to fit in the church blimp which was accompanied them told the three to relinquich their laughter. Aidan is still studying at Marist Eastwood to this day.

Discoveries 

     *The Donkies G-spot
     *The Oragatans G-spot
     *The rest of the animal kingdoms G-spot
     *Aidan also invented toothpicks 
     *He also invented Boobies
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