User:LordRavana

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This is our calling! This is why we were fabricated!

— Moderators, on Ravana

Hehehehehehe... *ban*

— Moderators, on drugs

Mmmmmm...yeah...more...

— Moderators, on porn

Bunch of freaking killjoys...grr

— Ravana, on moderators

I'd tap that

— Ravana, on female moderators

wtf?

— Reader, on previous quote

The Origins of the Ravana-verse

A Ravana is a very powerful creature from deep space.

They have a high defence statistic, although move much more slowly compared to other creatures.

They are usually hunted buy humans for training, as they are very difficult to kill. Only the most powerful hunters will be able to defeat the more evolved forms of the Ravana. As a saftey precation, Ravanas usually move in groups of nine, in a 3x3 formation.

The Personality of the Ravana

LordRavana, who is also known as Ravana in certain regions, is known by his fellow forum-goers as a perverted freak of nature, who repetedly makes distasteful sexually based comments.

LordRavana, who is also known as Ravana in certain regions, is known by himself as the most hilarious poster on said forum(s), who makes the best sexually-based jokes EVER.

He also hates those little shits known also as moderators. Who try to prevent him commiting acts of great 'humour'.

Anatomy of the Ravana

Ravanas have very large and sharp teeth, and are known to bite.

Handle with care!

They also have no legs or feet. They hover. And have three eyes.

Webcomic Addiction

The Ravana, along with several other creatures, have a natural addiction to webcomics. This can cause great frustration to others, who attempt to remove the Ravana from his seat in front of the computer.

The Big Six

The big six is the ever changing list of LordRavana's favorite webcomics at that time.

As of November 2008, The list consists of:

No.1 Gunnerkrigg Court

Story about two girls (suspected lesbians) and their adventures at their school, Gunnerkrigg Court.

No.2 Looking For Group

Story about a group of adventurers that are on a quest to... do something... or find something... I just can't remember...

Reminds me of World of Warcraft...

No.3 VG Cats

I bet they bone each other every night

— Ravana, on VG Cats

No.4 Ctrl+Alt+Del

For some reason, it just keeps getting worse and worse. It was good at the start, but now is on a downhill roll. But i bought the books, so i guess it needs to stay in the chart. *facepalm*

No.5 Questionable Content

NSFW Says it all, really.

No.6 Sam and Fuzzy

Its got crazy animals in it. Which makes it entertaining? Of course it does.

Military Actions

The following is a collection of military actions made by the Royal Ravanian Army against any and all opposing forces.

Attempted Fort Knox Robbery

Capture The Fort

Image Unavaliable Caption Unavaliable
Information
Date	Unknown
Location	Fort Knox, USA
Result	Ravanian retreat, heavy American troop loss.
Belligerents
Royal Ravanian Army	Attacker
SN Army Corps	Defender
Commanders
RRA	LordRavana
SNAC	SupaNova
Strength
RRA	Infantry: 9000 Soldiers 100 Spec Ops Vehichle: 85 RAF Bombers 300 MKII Battle Tanks 90 Light APCs
SNAC	Infantry: 300,000 Soldiers 100,000 Gunners 10,000 Snipers 1000 Guards Vehichle: 500 Cobra Attack Helicopters 1000 M1 Abrams Battle Tanks 400 Light APCs
Losses
RRA	Infantry: 5000 Soldiers 30 Spec Ops Vehichle: 20 RAF Bombers 120 MKII Battle Tanks 20 Light APCs

History

The Royal Ravanian Army was in strife. Due to the recent lack of income generating millitary operations, their forces were nearly broke. They needed funding and fast. One of the army generals suggested that they raid Fort Knox. After much speculation and argument, the decision was made to muster all the forces they had remaining and attack. A long time enemy of the RRA, the SN Army Corps, were stationed at the fort to provide defence. Their troops were also stationed at the nearby Army Base, also called 'Fort Knox'

Initial Stage

On an unknown date in 2008, members of the 1st Division Infantry of the Royal Ravanian Army, led by their general, LordRavana, launched an epic assault on the Fort Knox Gold Depository. Their initial force consisted of 15 spec ops units that would secretly infiltrate the base and weaken their defences, before the main battle group went in. Disguised as news reporters and journalists, the spec ops went in with concealed MP5s. After going through the guard checkpoints and passing off their guns as cameras, they were inside. The MP5s were silenced, so the guards outside or further inside could not hear the carnage. The spec ops had taken out all the guards that were acompanying them, as well as the ones on the balcony. They went further inside, shooting dead another 5 guards. They were undetected at this point. They radioed in to LordRavana, and told him of their progress.

Second Stage

Now what had to be done was to destroy the nearby army base, which housed almost half a million troops and over a thousand combat vehicles. 85 bombers from the 1st Ravanian Air Force, disguised as passenger planes and private jets, all changed course and headed towards the army base. At the base, a lookout spotted the planes coming, and sounded the alarm. Anti-aircraft guns were readied but it was far too late. The planes had already arrived and were dropping their load onto the base. The base was divided into 2 parts, and the second part was now well aware of the enemy presence. As the planes moved in to attack the second part, 20 were shot down by the AA that were already in place and waiting. The other planes withdrew.

Third Stage

During the attack on the army base, spec ops units had forced their way into the depository building, shooting every guard they saw. The other guards in the building were now on high alert, after hearing the explosions that came from the army base. The initial spec ops force continued to move further into the building, killing guards as they went. They met up with the other spec ops, bringing the total number of spec ops to 100.

Jack Thompson Murder

History

In 2010, Jack Thompson, Douchebag Extraordinaire, declared an all-out war on video games, violent or not. He claimed that video games were the cause of all the worlds conflicts and problems. He even went as far to blame cancer on the Xbox 360, global warming on the PSP, and terrorism on the Wii. He sued all the major game developers and during the court case, all game sales would be halted, leading to major customer anger. Thompson hired personal guards, who, due to the severity of the situation, were armed with M4 rifles and ballistic vests.

Beginning

As news spread about the decision of the cour to halt game sales, gamers were beginning to arm themselves, knowing full well that if Thompson wasnt stopped, then video games would be doomed. Their first attemp at stopping Thompson went awry, leading to the death of most of the gamers. Now with nobody to stop him, Thompson went on to win his court case, meaning the developers had to pay $100million in damages for each and every game they made. The developers instantly went broke, causing the video game industry to fall. Thompson , however, didn't stop there. He wanted more. He wanted the end to the internet.

War

LordRavana, leader of the Ravanian Army, had wanted to put a stop to Thompson before he could cause any more damage, but was advised to remain impartial by his generals. But now that Thompson had threatened the internet, he had to be finished.

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